Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, it’s your neighborhood bikini slinger Mr. Lance Butts back from a rocking weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We’re buddies forever!!!! We have a special kind of bromance that no babe can ever tear up!! This week we just hug out locally and although we didn’t meet any hot babes we did meet a few strays that Tony Fish wanted to bring home. They were alright looking. I wanted to hook up with the Asian cutie but so did Vinnie so we decided to leave her alone because no bro is worth fighting over a girl for. I love you Vinnie!

Ok, let’s get this party rocking started with pictures of super slender Alice Dellal. The 25-year-old Brazilian wore a silver string bikini as she explored the rock pools in Rio. Looking as svelte as ever, the model, who is currently the face of Chanel’s Boy handbag campaign, showed off her bronzed body in the skimpy swimwear. Sticking to her love of punk style, Alice added a leopard print sarong to her beach look, wrapped around her lower half as she wandered around. She’s truly hot, I must admit.