Well if it isn’t the Diva herself, Mrs. Nick Cannon aka: Mariah Carey.

I love the one piece black swimsuit that she has on. She’s the only one with enough nerve to wear super high heels while attempting to walk down a flight of deep stairs. Only Mariah.

Everyone’s talking about the weight that she’s been putting on, saying that she might be preggers. If she is, that’s great, if she isn’t that’s ok too. Just let Mariah do whatever she wants to do. She’s paid her dues and it looks like marriage is agreeing with her. I’m happy for her. But she should get a bun in the oven, her bio-clock is ticking….tick tock..tick tock

I’m out peeps! Catch you next week and a note to Lance Butts. I want my $20, I know you have your check.

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I’m so thrilled to post pictures of one of my favorite actresses, Cristina Ricci. I love all of her work, especially when she played in the movie “Monster”. I laughed and cried so much because her performance was so believable. She’s truly awesome.

I’m really loving her in the deep purple bikini. It goes so well with her skin tone. I posted a picture of her back because she has some really cute tattoos.

I hope to see more of her to come and I know one of these days she’s going to win an Oscar. She’s just that good.

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Hey everbody, it’s Jenny Bikini here, your resident Bikini-Babe-At-Large. Good to be back!

I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of Chinese-American actress Bai Ling. She’s starred in the movies “The Crow” and “Wild Wild West”.

I think she is so lovely and really knows how to rock a bikini. She’s keeping it really real. I’d really like to see her in more stuff, maybe some tv. I love her cute black and yello bikini. It has an asian look to it.

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Now here is super babe and future scream queen Audrina Patridge. I loved her in the movie “Sorority Row”. She’s all hotness and beautiful body baby.

Here she is rollerskating around showing off her tank top and cute bikini bottom. I think I’m in love.

I like her dark looks and she should really try to get more into modeling. I think she could surely be a Victoria Secret Angel if she wanted to. That’s just my opinion.

Ok, the Lance Man is out for now. Up next is Ms. Jenny Bikini who is a cool lady that can’t find a date on a Friday night. Peace.

OMG what the “bleep” is that? Tara Reid is slipping bad. I had no idea she was walking around with those thighs. You would think with all thought dough, she could afford a trainer or something.

This is going to give the Lance Man nightmares. I just can’t believe my eyes. She’s only 34 but her thighs look like you can add 20+ years to them. I’m sorry Tara but until you improve on your cellulose problem, I can’t lust over you like I did when you were starring in movies like “Urban Legend”.

You need some work done bad! Oh after seeing this picture, I want my Mommy!

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It’s party time, the Lance Man is back!! I know you missed me. Daddy’s home.

Now here’s a cute babe. It’s American actress Katrina Bowden. She’s currently acting on the tv show “30 Rock”.

She’s only 21 so I’m going to cut her some slack although she really should look into some enhancements. With a body like hers, if she were to increase her upper region, she’d get much better roles, in my opinion. Or I just want to see her with them.

She can act from what I can see by watching the show but I’m not really paying attention to all that nonsense. She is truly rocking the bikini.

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Just to torture Lance Butts, I thought I’d post another picture of another Victoria Secret Angel. This time it’s hot model Doutzen Kroes. I know he really likes her.

She’s looking so awesome posing in a white bikini on the beach. I really love her hair color and she has the prettiest smile out of all the Victoria Secret Angels.

Well, I’m out until next week, so until then be good and don’t lend Lance Butts any money because he’ll never pay you back.

Here’s another awesome bikini photo of Victoria Secret Angel - Miranda Kerr.

Her body is just flawless and I can’t even fantasize about my body coming close to what hers looks like. It’s almost like it’s not real.

She has the perfect job being a Victoria Secret Angel because you have to have an “angelic” body and she does. I’m speechless.

Super smoking hot Italian-Argentine actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani was out in her black bikini soaking up the rays in Miami’s South Beach on March 7.

In case you’re wondering who she is, she’s quite the star in Italy. She’s a model, showgirl, and television personality. You can also catch her working in Miami and Mexico. But of course, her work hasn’t gotten our attention. It’s her break-ups and newly found romances! I mean c’mon.. we like hot celebs and scandals, right?

She’s the complete package, all over hot.. sexy toned body, nice rack, a nice butt, and she’s Italian. Can’t beat that!

I have to say, that little butterfly tattoo on her hip.. was probably an impulsive decision. What a tacky tattoo.. reminds me of a tramp stamp I saw on girls back when I was in high school, or maybe a cheap stripper. Ewwww.

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Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini and I’m glad to be back. I thought I’d start off with a few pictures of cute reality tv star Trista Sutter. Remember she was the Bachlorette.

It’s so amazing how she was just a regular person a while ago and now she’s famously known all over the world and she didn’t have to work years and years like other celebrities did to get known.

I love how she looks in the white bikini. She’s got rock hard abs and really nice skin tone. I wonder if she works out because she just looks naturally toned. Who am I kidding, she probably has about three trainers.
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