Just to torture Lance Butts, I thought I’d post another picture of another Victoria Secret Angel. This time it’s hot model Doutzen Kroes. I know he really likes her.

She’s looking so awesome posing in a white bikini on the beach. I really love her hair color and she has the prettiest smile out of all the Victoria Secret Angels.

Well, I’m out until next week, so until then be good and don’t lend Lance Butts any money because he’ll never pay you back.

Here’s another awesome bikini photo of Victoria Secret Angel - Miranda Kerr.

Her body is just flawless and I can’t even fantasize about my body coming close to what hers looks like. It’s almost like it’s not real.

She has the perfect job being a Victoria Secret Angel because you have to have an “angelic” body and she does. I’m speechless.

Super smoking hot Italian-Argentine actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani was out in her black bikini soaking up the rays in Miami’s South Beach on March 7.

In case you’re wondering who she is, she’s quite the star in Italy. She’s a model, showgirl, and television personality. You can also catch her working in Miami and Mexico. But of course, her work hasn’t gotten our attention. It’s her break-ups and newly found romances! I mean c’mon.. we like hot celebs and scandals, right?

She’s the complete package, all over hot.. sexy toned body, nice rack, a nice butt, and she’s Italian. Can’t beat that!

I have to say, that little butterfly tattoo on her hip.. was probably an impulsive decision. What a tacky tattoo.. reminds me of a tramp stamp I saw on girls back when I was in high school, or maybe a cheap stripper. Ewwww.

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Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini and I’m glad to be back. I thought I’d start off with a few pictures of cute reality tv star Trista Sutter. Remember she was the Bachlorette.

It’s so amazing how she was just a regular person a while ago and now she’s famously known all over the world and she didn’t have to work years and years like other celebrities did to get known.

I love how she looks in the white bikini. She’s got rock hard abs and really nice skin tone. I wonder if she works out because she just looks naturally toned. Who am I kidding, she probably has about three trainers.
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Here’s one of The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. She’s also listed on wiki as an author, jewelry designer and former editor of Elle Accessories.

With all that money, why can’t she buy herself some nice enhancements? She’s a little small up top and below for my taste but her pockets are fat which I can work with.

Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is out until Friday. I know you’ll miss me. Have a great week and here’s Jenny Bikini who I still owe $20 bucks but since she’s so nice, she’s gonna let me slide until next pay day, right Jenny?

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There’s nothing more hot than a bunch of babes on the beach. Here’s English-Australian pop singer, actress and model - Sophie Monk (the one in the yellow bikini) and her bffs hanging out at the beach.

For once Ms. Monk doesn’t look like a big bowl of botox. Her face actually looks natural.

Maybe it’s me, but doesn’t one of those other girls look like one of TW’s mistresses? What am I talking about, they all do.

Bam! Enough said. The Lance man is back!

She’s a model/actress, but who really cares about that.

Man oh man! Miranda Kerr who?

Eat your heart out Lance Butts! Who’s the woman now?

Just keep staring at these pictures of sexy Victoria Secret Angel - Miranda Kerr. I know she’s your favorite, Lance, which is why I posted an updated picture of her in a hot bikini. Beat you to the punch.

I wanted to go out this week with a bang and I did. Toodles.

Hey everybody, I thought I’d give another run to pretty actress Lorraine Nicholson. It’s just so weird how much she looks like her dad, actor Jack Nicholson.

We never see her in interviews on tv or anything and I would really like to know what her personality is like. I would only guess since her dad is famous, that she’s a rich kid and hangs out with all the other celebrity offsprings.

I sometimes wish I was a celebrity offspring. I’d be so naughty.

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Here’s English singer, songwriter, model and actress Sarah Harding cooling off at the beach. She’s so thin that I would kill for those hips. I wonder what her daily eating routine is. It’s probably not the danish I had for breakfeast.

Anyways, she’s a return to Celebrity Bikini Gossip just because she looks super hot in whatever she’s wearing. Lance Butts says she’s flat as a board but that’s not what’s important. It’s what’s inside.

Whatever.

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