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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures
April 21st, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Since the reception on the pictures of Michelle Hunziker went so well, I thought I’d post some more pictures of her. Looks like she has quite an American following.
I love the bikini that she is wearing. Her body style is slim and natural. She doesn’t look at all plastic, fake or put together.
I would like to see her do more American stuff because she’s really cute. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: SplashNewOnline
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
April 20th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini here! Glad to be back!
As you know, I love Audrina Patridge. She’s so pretty and such a cool actress.
Doesn’t seem like other celebrities like her like Heidi Montag’s husband who has been trashing her on Twitter just because Audrina said that Heidi has had too many plastic surgeries. Well from the looks of things, it’s true.
It’s nothing but pure drama but it looks like this is going to be an ongoing thing. All celebs should be able to take any comments with a grain of salt because that’s the price they pay. Anyways, she looks awesome in a bikini.
Photo Credit: SplashNewOnline
Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures
April 19th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey all you bikini lovers, it’s the Lance Man back from another fabulous weekend. Yeah I really do it up big. Went out to the Florida Keys and had a great time with 3 hot bikini babes. Can’t tell you anymore, this is a G-rated site.
Ok, so let’s get started with some pictures of hot a Swiss actress, model, singer and a television personality known to Italian and German people known as Michelle Hunziker. That last name sounds so nazi, it’s a wonder she’s getting any work at all.
It’s probably because her bod is awesome and she looks really nice in a bikini. Looks like she’s a natural type of girl without any plastic enhancements but you never know. Sometimes they get them really small so they look natural. Anyways she’s still hot.
Ok, I’m out for a few days while Jenny Bikini does her thing! Stay cool!
Photo Credit: SplashNewOnline
Sophie Reade Bikini Pictures
April 16th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Now here’s what real breasts look like. Check out tv reality show “Big Brother” cutie Sophie Reade volunteering her time at a celebrity car wash.
Unless Heidi Montag who I showed you yesterday, Sophie’s breasts look real and they’re big so there is no excuse to have boulders in your chest that look tacky. I can’t even tell if she’s had enhancements but she probably has.
I’d really like to see her do some more stuff on tv. She’s really cute.
Ok, I’m out for the weekend, see you Monday. Don’t drink too much this weekend and don’t bring home any strays because you can’t get them to leave your house afterwards. Peace!
Photo Credit: Flynet
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
April 15th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey folks, the Lance Man is back! It’s been a while since we’ve bonded and I’m glad to be back.
I thought I would spruce up this week with a couple of pictures of the new Heidi Montag breasts. I mean she really went all out didn’t she?
As you can see, we featured her here Heidi Montag Celebrity Bikini Gossip – April 2009 and her breasts do not look like that.
It’s in the news about her many plastic surgeries and I can see she’s had her face done too. Those lips don’t look real. I don’t see what the big deal about having lips that look like bass fish. Full lips are beautiful but those aren’t proportional with her face.
Anyways, I love big breasts but these aren’t doing it for me. They look like somebody shoved two yellow page phone books in her chest. I wonder what she’ll do next?
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Serena Williams Bikini Pictures
April 14th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Here’s one of my favorite tennis stars Serena Williams enjoying some time at the beach. She’s probably somewhere on an exotic island with the money she has.
I really like her bikini, it’s fitting her really well. Her body looks like it has a lot of muscle and not much fat. She just looks really strong.
Ok you guys, I’m out and up next is Lance Butts who is the biggest celebrity whore on the net. He doesn’t think with the head that is on top of his head if you get my drift! Chow!
Photo Credit: Flynet
Sheridan Smith Bikini Pictures
April 13th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Sheridan Smith, age 29, is an English actress, known for playing Janet Keogh (née Smith) in the BBC sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
I think she’s cute and she has kind of a full figured body. She’s not skinny and she’s not fat which is good for an actress because it allows her the flexibility to play a lot of roles.
I’ve never seen anything that she’s done but she does look good in a bikini. I really like the black trim around it.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Denise Richards Bikini Pictures
April 12th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everybody I’m back! It’s Jenny Bikini and I’m so happy to be back amongst my favorite bikini lovers.
This week, I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of hot American actress Denise Richards. She’s looking mighty hot in her sexy blue bikini.
Denise is also the ex-spouse of “Two and a Half Men” tv star – Charlie Sheen. I remember when she was telling everyone that he abused her but nobody really paid much attention to it. Now I guess from what’s in the news about him, people are starting to maybe think she was right.
I’m glad she hasn’t fallen to the preys of Hollywood, I really like her. Go Denise!
Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures
April 9th, 2010 by Lance Butts
I think I’m in love with hot English model and actress Gemma Atkinson. She’s the ultimate in girl power. She has the perfect face, perfect body and perfect job.
We don’t get to see her in much stuff but that’s ok, I can just look at pictures of her modeling all day long.
Ok, folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to bounce. Have a great weekend and don’t bring home any strays! Until next time, peace!
Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures
April 8th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Since, I’m feeling generous today, I figured I’d treat you to another set of pictures of hot babe Shauna Sands in a bikini. She can rock a bikini really well, I must admit. I love the belly button jewelry.
Like I said before, her body is to die for. All you have to do is put a nice bag over her head when you’re going out for dinner or something.
Her lips look like bass fish and that’s just something I can’t have my boys teasing or ribbing me about. I’d rather just date her in the dark.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Holly Madison Bikini Pictures
April 7th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey I’m back!! It’s the Lance Man and I know you missed me. It’s great to be back so let’s get this party started.
I thought I’d start out with a few pictures of one of America’s favorite Girls Next Door. Here’s Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend Holly Madison wearing some sort of bikini with a dress covering up her most valuable assets.
Take that cover up and show us the goods, that’s not fair. I liked her on the tv show Girls Next Door. She was the typical blonde. I like her enhancements especially, they’re what really made me put her up on our site.
Hugh has got it made. What I wouldn’t give to live 30 minutes of his life. Wow!
Photo Credit: WENN
Marla Maples Bikini Pictures
April 6th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Oh my gosh, look how awesome Marla Maples looks. I can’t believe it.
The ex-wife of Donald Trump is one good looking cougar. I can’t believe how hard and tight her body is. She looks great in the bikini and is laughing like she is so happy to be on top of the world.
I’m loving her attitude and she has it all. Great looks, lots of money and a body to match. Go Marla!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Lauren Pope Bikini Pictures
April 5th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey you guys, welcome to another wonderful week at Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Well, I thought I’d start you off this week with a picture of cute UK model and entrepreneur Lauren Pope. She’s one of those people who is famous because she’s pretty.
I love her purple bikini. It really goes well with her skin tone. The fabric looks like it could be some sort of suede unless that’s just the way the water on it is making it look.
She’s not a household name but remember the name because you never know.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Kim Smith Bikini Pictures
April 2nd, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Eat your heart out Lance Butts. I have the latest pictures of Victoria Secrets model Kim Smith posing in a sexy bikini.
I had to show her standing totally tall in those hot blue boots that match perfectly with her awesome bikini. I love the way she tosses her hair over her shoulders, it’s such a cute pose.
I hope to see much more of her because I like the VS models too. If I had a body like that, I’d probably be on the beach getting a massage by a Calvin Klein model like Madonna’s been doing.
Serena Williams Bikini Pictures
April 1st, 2010 by Lance Butts
Here’s tennis champion Serena Williams cooling off in the ocean. I don’t know if that’s muscle or fat in her mid section, it’s kinda confusing.
I bet she could take down any guy that comes up against her because her body looks really hard although you can tell she probably hasn’t played a match in a while because muscle will turn to fat if you don’t keep it up.
Ok, you guys, it’s time for the Lance Man to dip. See you next week and up next is cute Jenny Bikini who paid the new guy in the office to go out on a date with her.
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures