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Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Ashley Greene Body Paint Bikini Pictures
January 11th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Oh look, it’s Twighlight movie star Ashley Greene posing in a painted on bikini. I really like it. The way the scales are painted on, she kind of looks like one of the fish in the sea, no pun intended.
I like her so much. She is an up and coming movie star that’s not afraid to take risks. She reminds of one of the older movie stars from the 40’s and 50’s. I can’t wait to see her in the third installment of the Twighlight movie saga.
She looks great in the body painted bikini and now watch a bunch of “celebrities” will go and have one done also. Cudos Ashley.
Rihanna Bikini Pictures
January 8th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey here’s pop and r&b singer Rihanna drinking a refreshing beverage on some yacht. The swimsuit she has on is kind of VERY SEXY but what is up with that hair? It looks like something out of Carrot Top’s little box.
Anyways, Rihanna has become a world wide superstar since releasing her first album in 2005. Her face is everywhere which means the tabloids love her too. I hope she doesn’t become a casualty of success.
At 21 years of age, so many celebrities reach a point where they can’t go any higher so they go down. I think as long as she stays hot and sexy and wears swimsuits like this all the time, she’ll be just fine. Hey what do you expect, I’m a dude.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Adrianne Curry Bikini Pictures
January 7th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was married to one of the Brady Bunch….. (sing to the Brady Bunch Song)
Yes, folks it’s Adrianne Curry. She’s the first winner of the tv reality show “America’s Next Top Model”. But even better is that she’s married to Christopher Knight who played Peter Brady on the tv show “The Brady Bunch”. Way to go Pete! She’s only 27 and he’s 52. Wow!
Adrianne looks good in her skimpy black string bikini. I see she’s had some enhancements but they’re not bawdy or distasteful. I guess if you’re the wife of Peter Brady, you can get the best breasts life has to offer.
Hey, where’s Alice?
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
January 6th, 2010 by Lance Butts
I bet you think I’m going to saliva all over these pictures of former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt. Not!
At 35 years old, I must say Ms. Silvstedt does look a little aged. As you all probably know by now, I am an admirer of women who are well endowed but am not a fan of those with rocks in their chests. Nor do I fantasize about those with salamander looking lips.
I do admire the fact she speaks fluent Swedish, French, English, and Italian.
Photo Credit: Fame
Katrina Darrell Bikini Pictures
January 5th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey you guys, it’s Katrina Darrell. Who’s Katrina Darrell you say. You probably know her better as “Bikini Girl” from American Idol 2009 where she was eliminated but returned in the finale for a vocal show down with judge Kara DioGuardi.
Bikini Girl is 22 years old and a mixture of Italian, French, American Indian, and Spanish.
Poor thing, she has the looks but not enough singing talent to land her a spot on the show. It’s funny how she remains in the spotlight even though she never made it on the show. I wonder why?????
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures
January 4th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
I still can’t believe that Stacy Keibler was a part of the WCW and WWE. She is known for her 42 inch legs and they called her the “Legs of WWE and WCW”.
At 30 years old, she looks awesome and has great abs. Here she is hanging out at the beach in a pretty magenta colored string bikini, hat and sunglasses.
Wiki lists her as an actress and model, but I remember her as a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”. She was pretty good and she received some great scores. I hope to see more of her.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Ali Larter Malibu Bikini Pictures
December 31st, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Oh wow, it’s my favorite scream queen actress Ali Larter walking along the beach in Malibu. I loved her in the movies “Final Destination”, “Resident Evil”, and “Obsessed”.
She’s only 33 years old and I predict that she will have a long lasting career in Hollywood. She can act really well and I’m glad she keeps a low profile in her personal life.
Ms. Larter is a newlywed because on August 1, 2009, Larter wed her boyfriend of seven years, actor Hayes MacArthur, in a quiet ceremony in Maine. Isn’t that so sweet.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Coco Austin Bikini Pictures
December 30th, 2009 by Lance Butts
Wow! I had to pay Jenny Bikini $20 bucks plus buy her lunch for her to let me write this one.
Oh yeah, it’s Nicole “Coco” Austin, aka: Mrs. Ice-T.
Yes, she’s the wife of the notorious rapper and Law and Order star “Ice-T”. They were married in 2005.
Coco, as her friends call her, is listed on wiki as a model and actress. I’ve never seen anything she’s done but all that doesn’t really matter once you take a look at that body. The rear could use some work but the front is surely on point.
Hey, I’m not lusting after a married woman, I’m just saying……….OMG.
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures
December 29th, 2009 by Lance Butts
Look! Up in the air, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Vida Guerra’s breasts!
Yes it’s the one and only Cuban-American model, actress and let us not forget “singer” that looks like she has two of Santa’s elves in her chest.
At 35 years old, she doesn’t look half bad but her plastic surgeon needs a reprimand. Although I have nothing against “enhanced breasts”, I do think they should at least look natural.
However, nonetheless, the rest of her looks ok in a bikini.
Ali Landry Bikini Pictures
December 28th, 2009 by Lance Butts
Here’s a blast from the past. 1996 Former Miss USA, model and actress Ali Landry.
I just know her as the Doritos commercial girl from the 1998 Super Bowl commercial. I remember she was really hot back them. Not too bad looking now but you can see a little age.
She was in a few movies. Something called “Bella” in 2006 and “Who’s Your Daddy” in 2003. Obviously nothing I’ve ever seen. She looks good. Like a cougar in training.
Photo Credit: Bauer Griffin
Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures
December 24th, 2009 by Lance Butts
Wow! Check out Joanna Krupa in a sexy bikini. Very nice.
She’s a Polish-American actress/model who is 30 years old. Her movie credits list her as being in “Scary Movie 4”, “Planet of the Apes”, and “Legally Blonde”. Her roles were that of “the friend”, “an extra”, “girl in the background”. So it’s not like she’s an accomplished actress or anything. But do you think I care about that?
I caught her a few times on “Dancing With The Stars” but I wasn’t watching her dancing. Her body is hot and the only reason I tuned in was to watch her shake her samba.
Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures
December 23rd, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Hey there, it’s Paris Hilton. She looks really eleagant in a white swimsuit. Quite a few people don’t appreciate Paris but I can. After watching her MTV Show “My New BFF”, I saw her in a new light. She’s not as stupid as people would let on. She’s funny and quite interesting.
I also think she’s a fair actress. I saw her in the movie “House of Wax” and on a few tv shows and she’s not half bad.
I think they don’t like her just because she was born rich. She can’t help that she’s rich and beautiful.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Jessica Hart Beach Bikini Pictures
December 22nd, 2009 by Lance Butts
No, I’m not obsessed with Australian models but here’s another one anyways.
Sexy model Jessica Hart was born in Sydney, Australia and is 23 years old. She appeared in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and was on the cover of Australian Vogue. Other than that I suppose she just goes around looking good.
Her body is awesome but she is known for having a big gap in between her front teeth. It kind of makes her look like the guy from the cover of Mad Magazine.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, LFI
Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures
December 21st, 2009 by Lance Butts
“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”……
That’s a verse in the Spice Girl’s song “Wannabe”. Yeah, I can get down with that!!
It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Geri Halliwell aka: Ginger Spice out and about. At 37 years old, she don’t look half bad. She could do for some more time in the tanning bed but other than that I’m not going to fault her for having a few wrinkles here and there. She looks better than most her age in Hollywood.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures
December 18th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
I have been a fan of Nicole’s ever since she was in the group Eden’s Crush back in 2001. We got to watch her audition for the show “Popstars” and make her first record. That’s years before she was even in the Pussy Cat Dolls group.
What’s so amazing about Nicole is she is the same sweet girl that she was back then. Her voice is awesome and she looks the same. She’s never been in the tabloids for a scandal and that’s great.
She looks great in this bikini and I’m looking forward to hearing her go solo anytime she wants to. I’ll be the first in line to get her CD. Go Nicole!