The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures
December 17th, 2009 by Lance Butts
Hubba hubba! Now I know why I do this job. These pictures of hot Australian model Lara Bingle make up for all the times I had to look at pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson.
She’s a knock out. I just wish she would do some American tv or something. I have to say that her body is flawless and look at those gorgeous eyes. You can practically see right through them.
I’ve always been a sucker for a chick with pretty eyes and those eyes can make me rip my little black book up into little pieces and burn them. Well at least all of the A’s.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures
December 16th, 2009 by Lance Butts
Strike a pose! Here’s the blonde actress Sophie Monk walking around on the beach trying to act natural.
Her wiki bio says she’s 30 but she looks older than that to me. Dunno, maybe it’s just me. But her face looks kind of aged and her lips looks like she’s had a few too many botox treatments.
I haven’t seen her movies “Calendar Girl” or “Click” but her body is hot. Below the neck.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Charlize Theron Belize Bikini Pictures
December 15th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Check out Charlize Theron hanging out under a waterfall in Belize. At 34 years old, she looks great with a very tight body.
Ever since seeing the movie “Monster”, I’ve been a big fan of hers. Before that movie, I just thought she was another dumb blonde hollywood actress but she showed such great depth in that movie, it gave me chills and I actually believed she was that serial killer lady.
I’m glad she never got implants and keeps it real. Her body is perfect just the way it is. Keep up the great work Charlize.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures
December 14th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Ashley Greene is hot! She must be happy to be a part of a multi-million dollar movie franchise that fans all over the world are crazy about.
Looking quite natural, she looks quite sexy in a black bikini that’s showing off her awesome abs. I like the fact she’s not wearing a whole bunch of caked on make-up while wearing a bikini.
I saw the movie “New Moon” and enjoyed it very much. Her character is very likeable which makes her that way to all her fans. I hope she stays on the straight and narrow and we don’t see her face smeared all over the tabloids in some drug or alcohol stupor unable to handle the attention and fame that being a mega super star celebrity brings. That would be sad because she’s a very pretty girl.
Carrie Underwood Bahama Bikini Pictures
December 12th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Hanging out in the Bahamas, we catch up with one of the prettiest singers in country music today, Carrie Underwood knows how to wear a bikini well. Some people are obsessed with celebrities getting breast implants but I think she looks great just natural like she is. She needs to keep it real for her fans.
Her body is not too skinny and definitely not fat at all. Nice skin tone and I don’t see any bikini tan lines, so she might just hit the tanning salon au natural at times. I’m not a fan of country music but if I was, I’d probably be all over her music because she has a nice personality.
No ragging for Ms. Underwood. This time.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures
November 11th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Ohh Santa can I have smooth thighs like Ashley Tisdale for Christmas? She’s walking around Cabo like she doesn’t have a care in the world. Must be nice. I wonder why she’s wearing sunglasses and a cap. She’s going to look mighty funny with a sun tan all over her body except her face. But when it comes to celebrities, who knows what they are thinking. All I know is I want her thighs like hers in my stocking this year.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Hilary Duff Bikini Beach
November 5th, 2009 by Brian
Why do celebrities always wear dark sunglasses in the ocean? I guess it lets you know that they don’t plan on actually swimming. Hilary Duff looks cool in her black bikini. She doesn’t exactly have an hour glass figure but that’s ok for now. She has a lot of time before she would actually need plastic surgery on any part of her body. We’ll leave that for the older female celebrities who need it. I raise my hand to Ms. Duff because she manages to keep her image clean. We don’t see her trashed out all over Hollywood Blvd. Keep up the great work Hill.
Photo Credit: Fame, SplashNewsOnline
Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures
October 11th, 2009 by Brian
It looks like Stacy Keibler has abs for days. That blue bikini she has on does wonders for her figure. While taking a moment out to relish the attention of one of her admirers, she pauses for a kodak moment. All I want to know is what does she do to keep in such great shape. Is it one of those secret celebrity diets because I have a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend. Anyways, she looks great.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Fergie Bikini Pictures
September 12th, 2009 by Brian
It looks like Mrs. Fergie needs to hop back up on the treadmill for a few hours. Just because she’s married to hottie Josh Duhamel doesn’t mean she can let herself go. You can see the ripples on her thighs from the front view and her kangaroo pouch from the side. Come on Fergie, you have to represent the women of the world. We know you slimmed down to film the movie “Nine” but what happened? No she’s not fat by any means but I’m used to a trimmer version of the female powerhouse. Nice chest though.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Stephanie Pratt, and she is famous because of???
August 9th, 2009 by Brian
Ya’ll I have been speaking of this for years. The world has gone cr-a-zy! Now we have people who are famous merely because their family members are ON a reality tv program. It’s not even a good reality show like dancing with stars or idol. I digress. I know I should be talking about her choice in swimwear, but honestly I had to google this girl to find out who she is. She is not even a real celebrity. Just because your brother is on a reality show and you get popped for shopflifting and admit to the world you are a drug addict does not make you a celebrity – it makes you a trailer park hussy no matter how pretty you look in your yellow bikini.
Do you see the picture of the bottoms? That is a classic camel toe of a girl who has spent some time in prison. Girl, you have gone to the other side and must have dropped the soap a lot. Come to momma, I will keep your secret quiet.
I was inspired to write some urban poetry – this is the kind of shit that started hip hop:
Stephanie Pratt,
Was on some Crack,
Lifted some shit in Hawaii,
Now she’s back.
Showing off her own Crack.
For the world to See.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Gooey Gossip Girl Leighton Meester knows how to sport a Bikini
July 24th, 2009 by Brian
I like Gossip Girl the show, and it’s not just cause of the name celebrity bikini gossip. No, I like it to see how dingy rich spoiled girls live. Based on this string bikini worn by Miss Meester, it looks like she is living pretty well. I doubt she would get stopped by any Cambridge police officers – even if she ain’t no Harvard Professor.
I digress. Look at these photos. I think she must be trying to hide her love humps, AKA breastages. Love the flat tummy, but the butt is a little wide. She must be drinking too many of those Starbucks frappachinos.
Speaking of Gossip and Leighton, it is said she puts on one outrageous performance in her new video ” Good Girls gone Bad” . Or maybe it should be naughty girls gone bad.
-Shaniqua Williams
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
July 16th, 2009 by Brian
Victoria Silvstedt is caught hanging at the beach in a super cute black bikini. Did you know this former playmate volunteered and won a fake orgasm contest at a local bar when she was 16 and won a TV? She later went home and told her mom she won it at a game of Bingo! Sounds like something I would say… or DO! Maybe she is imitating the same thing here. She is actually just hanging out with a bunch of nobodys. You would think with a body like that she would surround herself with prettier people to look at. Then again maybe she planned it like that. Being the one and only hottie on the beach is never a bad thing, all the attention is on her!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Lindsay Lohan, sexy redhead sporting sexy red bikini.
July 13th, 2009 by Brian
I have one questions about Linsay Lohan. How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties – if you know what I am saying. Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.
You maybe wondering what a crow toe is. Shaniqua will tell you. It is the anorexic version of the camel toe. Not laughing? Next time you see a crow, check out its toes. You will get it then. Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini. White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit. Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle. Ya heard?
-Shaniqua Williams
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Ali Landry lady in red
July 13th, 2009 by Brian
Hottie Alie Landry previous “Dorito’s Girl” is caught in a red bikini. She’s looking good as a mom! A beautiful smile matched with a beautiful body. We’ve all seen her display her rockin’ body on those Dorito commercials, made popular in 1998 and 1999 Superbowl commercials, so it should be no shock to see it here on the beach. At 5’8 and measurments of 36C-24-34, she has been listed as one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People (1998), FHM’s 100 sexiest women in the world (2000). As well as Playboy magazines babe of the month (2003). All these years later and she is still just as beautiful as we remember.
Photo Credit: Fame
Sophie Monk has NO junk in her trunk.
July 8th, 2009 by Shaniqua Williams
Ms Monk has no Junk in her trunk.
As you can see from these bikini photos Sophie Monk has NO junk in her trunk. This may be fine for skinny white girls like Miss Monk, who has rumors circulating on other blogs has a phat ass offer $$$ from Playboy. Sophie starred in date movie and was even in an all girl pop band called Bardot. There is NO truth to rumor that Sophie Monk and her band performed songs written by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Good bye Michael. RIP you will live on like Tupoac and Biggy. Luckily for me there are a lot of men who LOVE junk in the trunk!! So Sophie keep your skinny ass away from my man!
– Shaniqua Williams