The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Michelle Marsh Bikini Babe
June 25th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Michelle Marsh can really work it for the camera. She has legs for days! At first glance you would assume her to be 5’9 or taller. She is 5’7. She definitely has a good photographer. Either way she is cute as a button. I like the warm and friendly feel she gives to the camera. Well I am a sucker for blondes, I think they are so sexy! Michelle keep up the good work babe!
Katie Price Poses
June 22nd, 2009 by Lance Butts
Katie Price is a knockout. Not a pinch of fat anywhere. You go girl! Work it! Work it! Check out that tiara. She’s a diva and she knows it. She came to the beach prepared. Fake eyelashes and all. You know because all of us girls put fake lashes on before we go for a swim in the ocean. I guess next time I should be better prepared. Lashes… check. Jewelry… check. Fake boobs…well..padded bikini…check!
Photo Credit: FlyNet
Tori Spelling Bikini No-No
June 17th, 2009 by Shaniqua Williams
Tori Spelling visits the beach in a girlish red and white bikini. At the age of 36 she still has that girlish (or anorexic teenage girl figure). However, don’t you think it’s time that she acts her age? We’d rather see Tori as a classy, mature lady, then a late 30’s girl dressed up like she’s 12. I’m sure I can speak on behalf of everyone and say that it’s time… to grow up!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Adriana Lima Bikini Beauty
June 16th, 2009 by Brian
Adriana Lima is uncapable of taking a bad picture. Her eyes are mesmorizing, her walk on the runway is hypnotizing. A beautiful body to match that beautiful face. She truly is a Victoria Secrets Angel. Adriana u were blessed with the gift of beauty and you rock it every time you show it!
Britney Spears Bikini
June 15th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Well what can I say it’s Britney.. she has lost weight gained weight, nothing spectacular about this bod. She is an average size right now. Her bottom, looks pretty saggy not to mention who knows what on her bikini bottoms. I think we all would like to see the fabulously well known body of the once known all so popular Britney from 11 years ago. I know, yes people it’s been a long time. Come back to us Britt!
Photo Credit: flynet
Shauna Sand’s Polka Dot Bikini
June 12th, 2009 by Lance Butts
Shauna Sand definitely struts her stuff in that Polka Dot bikini. I can’t help but say that although she’s pretty much a barbie doll being plastic and all.. she looks good. But those tatoos of hers are horrible! I know she prob loves Hef but I think he would realize a bad tattoo when he saw one, get that thing removed already.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Kim Kardashian
June 10th, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
Wow she is shaped like a pear! Good thing good genes run in my family! I don’t understand why people just don’t get a suit that fits. That is so un-attractive and she is wearing Gold earrings with a bathing suit that has silver trim. She was hanging out with Kristen Cavallaire that day and if she plans on being friends with her she better drop some weight! Put your serong back on and don’t take it off. That ass scares me!!!
Photo Credit: infdaily
Danica Patrick SI Shoot
June 9th, 2009 by Brian
Now I am a huge NASCAR fan, not really into open wheel very much, so I would have to say the best thing about that sport is by far the fact that Danica Patrick drives those cars and at speeds I can’t even contemplate. She is one of the hottest drivers in the sport right now and when she is not hot and sweaty behind the wheel she is just hot showing off her beautiful body for us. She looks so damn good in a bikini, I think she should drive every week in it, but I have feeling it would be too much of a distraction to the male drivers.
Photo Credit: SI
Kelly Carlsons Nip Nips
June 8th, 2009 by Shaniqua Williams
Wearing a white bikini to the beach she’s ballsy! ::SNAP:: ::SNAP:: That child needs to put on a coverup! Oh no she didn’t! Baby you can cut glass with those nipples! I must say she’s got a tight body but a loose bikini, it’s riding up wear the sun don’t shine. Next time you head to the beach, make it a warm day and the bikini should fit your badonkadonk better! I’m just sayin’!
Photo Credit: Flynet
Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics
June 5th, 2009 by Brian
Its not to often that we get to see the sexy Hayden Panettiere in a bikini, most of time she is bloody, torn up and healing at an alarming rate, so when ever there is a chance to see her beautiful body off the Heroes set we jump at it. She is at the Cannes Film Festival hanging out on some guy’s yacht and she is wearing a tiny green bikini that lets us see all the right parts of her gorgeous frame. Out of all the rising stars these days I would have to say she is my favorite and she is definitely the best looking. Thanks for the great shots Hayden, you made my day.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Eva Longoria Bikini Shots
June 4th, 2009 by Brian
Well shooting for Desperate Housewives is done for a few months so it looks like the beautiful Eva Longoria is hitting the beach to work on her tan. She is in a sexy little striped bikini and enjoying the time she has to be with her husband during their busy lives, they are getting ready to do a little boating today and I must say even for a woman in her mid 30’s she is keeping her figure in check. After watching her on TV every Sunday its good to see that her body looks just as good as they make it out to be on the show. I don’t know about Gabby and Carlos but Eva and Tony seem very happy doing some shopping together, he is one lucky guy.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Skirt
June 3rd, 2009 by Lance Butts
OMG! I love this bikini skirt she is wearing! What a great twist on the beloved mini skirt! And I can’t help but stare at her friends “assets” butt overall I think Hayden steals the show with this outfit. However, Hayden, keep your skirt pulled down. I see your camel toe.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Kate Gosselin Beach Bod
June 1st, 2009 by Jenny Bikini
So I’m totally having a bad day today so when I came across Kate I really was in the mood to say something not-so-nice. I thought it would be easy considering all the latest drama…. But look at this fab bod! After eight kids! Now yes I know she had a tummy tuck, but you have to give this mom props. Congrats for you mom of eight! Her breasts even look firm in this bikini. I think she chose bright orange because she is all to familiar with the phrase “If you got it flaunt it”!
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures
May 27th, 2009 by Brian
Cameron Diaz was spotted playing around in the surf wearing a sexy green bikini. As she turns away from the camera we catch a quick glimpse of her ass crack as she clears out a wedgie. Cameron Diaz is still looking as hot as ever and has an amazing body. I hear she’s keeping super busy working on a lot of new projects.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell
May 21st, 2009 by Brian
So who didn’t catch the ending of American Idol last night and see Katrina Darrell, a.k.a. Bikini-Girl out on stage with her new enhancements. I’m a boob man myself so I think it’s a great improvement. I’ve always thought she had a banging hot body and now she’s looking even better. I must admit though I was a bit shocked to see Kara DioGuardi ripping her dress open and flashing her body in a bikini. She actually didn’t look too bad!
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