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Ya’ll I have been speaking of this for years. \u00a0The world has gone cr-a-zy! \u00a0Now we have people who are famous merely because their family members are ON a reality tv program. \u00a0 It’s not even a good reality show like dancing with stars or idol. \u00a0 I digress. \u00a0I know I should be talking about her choice in swimwear, but honestly I had to google this girl to find out who she is. \u00a0She is not even a real celebrity. \u00a0 Just because your brother is on a reality show and you get popped for shopflifting and admit to the world you are a drug addict does not make you a celebrity – it makes you a trailer park hussy no matter how pretty you look in your yellow bikini.<\/p>\n

Do you see the picture of the bottoms? \u00a0 That is a classic camel toe of a girl who has spent some time in prison. \u00a0Girl, you have gone to the other side and must have dropped the soap a lot. \u00a0 Come to momma, I will keep your secret quiet.<\/p>\n

I was inspired to write some urban poetry – this is the kind of shit that started hip hop:<\/p>\n

Stephanie Pratt,<\/p>\n

Was on some Crack,<\/p>\n

Lifted some shit in Hawaii,<\/p>\n

Now she’s back.<\/p>\n

Showing off her own Crack.<\/p>\n

For the world to See.<\/p>\n

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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