{"id":261,"date":"2009-08-09T17:04:51","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T00:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/?p=261"},"modified":"2009-08-09T17:04:51","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T00:04:51","slug":"stephanie-pratt-and-she-is-famous-because-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/2009\/08\/stephanie-pratt-and-she-is-famous-because-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Stephanie Pratt, and she is famous because of???"},"content":{"rendered":"
Ya’ll I have been speaking of this for years. \u00a0The world has gone cr-a-zy! \u00a0Now we have people who are famous merely because their family members are ON a reality tv program. \u00a0 It’s not even a good reality show like dancing with stars or idol. \u00a0 I digress. \u00a0I know I should be talking about her choice in swimwear, but honestly I had to google this girl to find out who she is. \u00a0She is not even a real celebrity. \u00a0 Just because your brother is on a reality show and you get popped for shopflifting and admit to the world you are a drug addict does not make you a celebrity – it makes you a trailer park hussy no matter how pretty you look in your yellow bikini.<\/p>\n
Do you see the picture of the bottoms? \u00a0 That is a classic camel toe of a girl who has spent some time in prison. \u00a0Girl, you have gone to the other side and must have dropped the soap a lot. \u00a0 Come to momma, I will keep your secret quiet.<\/p>\n
I was inspired to write some urban poetry – this is the kind of shit that started hip hop:<\/p>\n
Stephanie Pratt,<\/p>\n
Was on some Crack,<\/p>\n
Lifted some shit in Hawaii,<\/p>\n
Now she’s back.<\/p>\n
Showing off her own Crack.<\/p>\n
For the world to See.<\/p>\n