As you can see from these bikini  photos Sophie Monk has NO junk in her trunk.  This may be fine for skinny white girls like Miss Monk, who has rumors circulating on other blogs has a phat ass offer $$$ from Playboy.    Sophie starred in date movie and was even in an all girl pop band called Bardot. There is NO truth to rumor that Sophie Monk and her band performed songs written by  the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Good bye Michael.   RIP you will live on like Tupoac and Biggy. Luckily for me there are a lot of men who LOVE junk in the trunk!!  So Sophie keep your skinny ass away from my man!

– Shaniqua Williams

Tori Spelling visits the beach in a girlish red and white bikini. At the age of 36 she still has that girlish (or anorexic teenage girl figure). However, don’t you think it’s time that she acts her age? We’d rather see Tori as a classy, mature lady, then a late 30’s girl dressed up like she’s 12. I’m sure I can speak on behalf of everyone and say that it’s time… to grow up!

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Wearing a white bikini to the beach she’s ballsy! ::SNAP:: ::SNAP:: That child needs to put on a coverup! Oh no she didn’t! Baby you can cut glass with those nipples! I must say she’s got a tight body but a loose bikini, it’s riding up wear the sun don’t shine. Next time you head to the beach, make it a warm day and the bikini should fit your badonkadonk better! I’m just sayin’!

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