Oh yeah, the Lance Man is back!! It’s hard work and I love my job which is so exciting scouting for the hottest pictures of sexy celebs in awesome bikinis!

Let’s get started with a return of super hot British television personality, occasional singer and former glamour model, Katie Price. Looks like in these pictures that Katie is coming out of a blue tank top to reveal an extremely buxom and colorful bikini. The colors are so vibrant and exciting. Katie looks like she’s had some more work done on her body and face which is fine by me. I don’t knock any woman who wants to improve their appearance and it sure looks great on her.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Anyone can be a celebrity these days, just look at British celeb Katie Price. She’s a former model whose life is practically always splattered across the tabloids and celebrity magazines just because. Sort of like the Jersey Shore girls. Here she’s shopping and doing her thing in a black bikini and sheer pink cover up. She looks very thin in these pictures but I guess she has to keep her figure looking great which means starving herself. I won’t starve for anyone. I love food and will eat whatever I want, whenever I want. Being thin won’t guarantee you’ll get a man and if you do get one, he might be a jerk so let that be a lesson to all you girls out there.

Katie Price is a knockout. Not a pinch of fat anywhere. You go girl! Work it! Work it! Check out that tiara. She’s a diva and she knows it. She came to the beach prepared. Fake eyelashes and all. You know because all of us girls put fake lashes on before we go for a swim in the ocean. I guess next time I should be better prepared. Lashes… check. Jewelry… check. Fake boobs…well..padded bikini…check!
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