Singer Rita Ora looks casual as she hung out poolside wearing a black halter bikini top and black string bikini bottoms. She paired her look with a black baseball cap and dark sunglasses, of course. I like her music but think that she is a combination of JLO, Nicki Minaj and Jessie J wrapped up all in one but aren’t they all these days.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead head back to the states. I’ve been stuck in Mexico since last week and have been working in my hotel room because these girls are stalking us bad. We have to stick up for ourselves and be real men!! No more Mexico for a while. We need to find a place where the girls aren’t desperate and they’re older and richer. Ok, until next time, remember don’t be like us and slip home and bring home strays!! PEACE!!