{"id":1056,"date":"2010-04-15T01:00:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T08:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2010-04-13T12:37:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T19:37:18","slug":"heidi-montag-bikini-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/2010\/04\/heidi-montag-bikini-pictures\/","title":{"rendered":"Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/heidi_montag_bikini3.jpg\" alt=\"Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures\" width=\"320\" height=\"515\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/heidi_montag_bikini4.jpg\" alt=\"Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures\" width=\"320\" height=\"515\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Hey folks, the Lance Man is back!  It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve bonded and I&#8217;m glad to be back.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I would spruce up this week with a couple of pictures of the new Heidi Montag breasts.  I mean she really went all out didn&#8217;t she?  <\/p>\n<p>As you can see, we featured her here <a href=\"http:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/category\/celebrities\/heidi-montag\/\">Heidi Montag Celebrity Bikini Gossip &#8211; April 2009<\/a>  and her breasts do not look like that.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s in the news about her many plastic surgeries and I can see she&#8217;s had her face done too.  Those lips don&#8217;t look real.  I don&#8217;t see what the big deal about having lips that look like bass fish.  Full lips are beautiful but those aren&#8217;t proportional with her face.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I love big breasts but these aren&#8217;t doing it for me.  They look like somebody shoved two yellow page phone books in her chest.  I wonder what she&#8217;ll do next?<\/p>\n<p><small>Photo Credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">PacificCoastNews<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey folks, the Lance Man is back! It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve bonded and I&#8217;m glad to be back. I thought I would spruce up this week with a couple of pictures of the new Heidi Montag breasts. I mean she really went all out didn&#8217;t she? As you can see, we featured her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebritybikinigossip.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}