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Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Natalie Burn Bikini Pictures
October 17th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Natalie Burn had a successful career as a dancer and choreographer before making the move into film.
Natalie Burn was more than happy to show off her enviable dancer’s body as she enjoyed a fun-filled holiday in Greece.
The Expendables 3 actress was seen lapping up the sunshine in Mykonos on Monday wearing a fascinating blue rainbow two-piece bikini as she made the most of her time in the popular tourist destination.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been such a wonderful experience this week sharing these pictures of your favorite celebrities in skimpy and hot bikinis. Now it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. (No shots at her this week, I’m feeling generously nice..lol…but not for long…lol) My buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to head out to our bachelor pad the Monster Bikini and watch some cool movies with babes wearing bikinis. It’s nice just relaxing and enjoying the view of the ocean. Yeah! Alright, until then, remember to NEVER bring home any strays. I’m not sure what our next adventure is but believe me that I will share all of the hot bikini details with you. Remember to take care of yourselves and PEACE!!
Melanie Sykes Bikini Pictures
October 16th, 2014 by Lance Butts
After famously advertising Boddington’s beer in the mid-1990s while wearing very little, Melanie Sykes again looked happy to show off her enviable figure during a sunny break recently.
The TV presenter excitably threw her arms up in the arm as she took a dip in the sea while enjoying a relaxing day at Mallorca’s Mood Beach Club.
The 44-year-old stood out from her fellow holidaymakers in her monochrome print bikini, while keeping her two-tone aviators firmly on.
44? Now that’s the magic word for me. Oh wow I bet girls half her age would pay anything to have her body. I just love my job.
Kristen Taekman Bikini Pictures
October 15th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Real Housewives of New York star Kristen Taekman revealed earlier this year that her husband gave her a rather surprising gift for their 9th wedding anniversary – a second boob job.
The mother-of-two proudly unveiled the results this week while frolicking around in a bikini at her family’s summer home in California.
The mother and model, 36, proudly revealed her husband paid for her to have another boob job during the reunion episode of Real Housewives of New York.
She also discussed the procedure during a podcast with fellow Housewives franchise star Brandi Glanville, saying with a laugh: ‘First year is diamond, somewhere along there is paper and nine years is silicone.”
Wow now that’s what I’m talking about! She’s like a pre-cougar and I plan on keeping my eyes on this blonde beauty. Who knows? I hope that her marriage lasts but this is Hollywood and we know what the outcome is in most Hollywood marriages. Very very nice!
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures
October 14th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Candice Swanepoel shows off her fabulous figure in pink and yellow bandeau bikini with high-cut bottoms during sexy beach photoshoot. She’s just wrapped up another successful stint at New York Fashion Week.
Candice Swanepoel, 25, has wasted no time heading back to the coast to soak up some sunshine. The supermodel posed up a storm for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot on Malibu beach, California.
Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures
October 13th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah it’s me Mr. Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds and they love me too and thats in a “bromance fashion” because you know I really am into cougar babes who wear steaming hot bikinis. Mrs. Jenny Bikini is on an extended weekend vacation so I’m taking over for her and it’s gonna be so hot!
So this week is gonna be great and sit back and enjoy.
Wearing a bottom coverup and still looking stunning is supermodel Behati Prinsloo. She has been dressing down for recent outings with new husband Adam Levine. Behati Prinsloo proved she has not lost her cheeky side when she pranced around in a purple and white bikini on a California beach. The sexy model was seen walking around on location followed by a team of hair and make-up and photographer. Hubby was probably sitting in the sand writing his next hit song. He can do that while us guys try to cozy up to hit brand new wife. LOL
Kimberly Kisselov Bikini Pictures
September 26th, 2014 by Lance Butts
The former Playboy model, 23, showed off her slim figure in a cut-out swimsuit as she enjoyed a weekend away with her boyfriend on Saturday.
She looked deep in thought and was probably thinking about how she was going to impress in her next stunning and sexy skimpy bikini!
Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who swears that she is a better bikini poster than I am but I beg to differ. I have the heart for it although she does have some passion. Well, as it stands, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to head back to NYC for this week to tie up some loose ends. Seems like Tony Fish came across a stray that we told him to leave alone but he just couldn’t do it. So we’re all going back for moral support so he can basically (yeah dump her) let her down easy. Plus we can party in the clubs some more! Just remember that you are genuine and unique and until next time PEACE!!
Jorgie Porter Bikini Pictures
September 25th, 2014 by Lance Butts
She’s best known for playing troubled Theresa McQueen in hit Channel 4 show Hollyoaks – and Jorgie Porter looked incredible when she was pictured on holiday in Dubai on Saturday.
The 26-year-old, who was staying at Le Royal Meridian hotel, turned heads when she modelled a teeny white Vix bikini to catch some rays with her pals.
The pretty blonde could be seen taking selfies to no doubt share with her fans, while striking up a pose wearing a designer pair of sunglasses.
Jasmin Walia Bikini Pictures
September 24th, 2014 by Lance Butts
She has a figure made for a bikini.
So it’s no surprise that Jasmin Walia opted to show off her enviable frame while on holiday last week.
The brunette beauty out her toned physique on display as she strolled along a beach in Dubai wearing a lovely all black string bikini that complimented her wavy curves.
Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures
September 23rd, 2014 by Lance Butts
Bethenny Frankel certainly practices what she sells.
The Skinnygirl mogul was looking trim and toned as she hit the beach at Sag Harbor, New York.
The 43-year-old could have easily been mistaking for a woman half her age as she confidently strolled down the sand in her colorful bikini.
She’s the hottest cougar ever and just my style. Bethenny’s a business woman, has a hot body and knows how to party! So Bethenny whenever you have one of those lonely nights, give me a call!
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
September 22nd, 2014 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey, it’s me Mr. Lance Man ready to wow you with the hottest pictures of celebrities in skimpy sexy bikinis. Oh yeah, me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead were hanging out in NYC and we were so mesmerized by the beautiful women out there. NYC is so filled with lovely women. We want to go back very soon. The clubs are smoking hot and we’re going to go back this week because we left plenty of girls crying over us. It’s just that much fun! I’ll fill you in on more of the details at the end of the week but we’re thinking of getting a second apartment in NYC just to have a place to hang out when we want to party hearty.
Ok, let’s start off this week with pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. There is no question that model Alessandra Ambrosio is at the top her game.
The Victoria’s Secret lingerie model has one of the world’s most enviable bikini bodies, and she’s not afraid to show it off.
On Tuesday, the mother-of-one was seen displaying her perfectly sculpted physique again on a family holiday in Honolulu, Hawaii, wearing a two-piece blue patterned bikini. She looks smoking hot.
Yasmine Colt Bikini Pictures
September 19th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Looks like Venezuela has found its best export. On Tuesday model Yasmine Colt put her enviable figure on display while shooting a campaign for beverage company 138 Water in Aruba. The bikini-clad stunner posed for pictures in a lovely black two-piece bikini while splashing around in the crystal clear ocean and frolicking on the sandy beach. I really like her style. Especially those blue aviator sunglasses. Every time I find those sunglasses, I end up losing them. lol
Ok, my lovely Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s always so fast that the time passes whenever we’re together but I enjoy every moment. Remember that you are special and unique and one-of-a-kind and don’t let anyone ever steal your joy. My hubby, Gerald, and I are planning to cuddle up this weekend (like we always do..lol) because we enjoy just sitting quietly with each other. That’s love. There’s no need to party or go out or entertain each other. Just staring into his eyes is all I need to feel complete! Anyways…before I get carried away talking about the love of my life…just remember that JENNY BIKINI loves YOU!! TOODLES!! SMOOCHES!!
Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures
September 18th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Her prolonged stay in Ibiza has been a time for rest and relaxation with her loved ones, but Tamara Ecclestone was back in her bikini as she topped up her tan by the pool. The 30-year-old socialite, an heiress to father Bernie’s Formula One empire, sported a busty white two-piece that gave her ample opportunity to display her remarkably toned body. Tamara’s slender frame was all the more impressive given the birth of daughter Sophia – her first child with husband Jay Rutland – in London on March 17. Congratulations! Her baby is so cute and chubby! I love fat babies!! I hope that me and my hubby are gifted as well one day soon.
Suki Waterhouse Bikini Pictures
September 17th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Suki Waterhouse looked more like a fifties pin up when she enjoyed a day of sun and surf during her break in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Wednesday. The stunning supermodel showed off her toned stomach and endless legs in a retro-inspired floral bikini, which featured high-waisted bottoms and a bandeau top. All I wanna know is who is her trainer? Go Suki!
Sharna Burgess Bikini Pictures
September 16th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Dancing professional Sharna Burgess was also spotted clad in a string floral bikini that hugged her pert derriere. Volleyball in hand, the 29-year-old appeared to be gearing up for a game of volleyball as she pointed towards the floor. She looks totally stunning in her swimwear, right?
Brooke Burke Charvet Bikini Pictures
September 15th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most delightful, outstanding, genuine and adored Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back from a wonderful cozy weekend with my hubby, Gerald. Oh how he spoils me!! I hope that you had a wonderful Labor Day Holiday. I sure did. We spent it with friends and family and that’s the best you can get. Alright, let’s get started. Oh, I have a secret to tell you and I will divulge at the end of the week. I’m so excited!
Starting this week off with my favorite reality TV hostess is the lovely Brooke Burke-Charvet sporting super tanned and tight curves in a white bikini top and colorful white bikini bottom hanging out beachside. Do you know that her body looks better than most 20 year olds? Kudos to you Brooke. It goes to show that hard work pays off. She’s a mom, a wife, a daughter, a friend and so much more which is why I look up to her. Plus, she has killer abs!! Go Brooke!