Archive for December, 2010

Shayne Lamas Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 31st, 2010
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It’s Shayne Lamas’ first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip so let’s give her a warm welcome. Who is she? Well Shayne is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and Michele Cathy Smith. She was previously engaged to Matt Grant after being chosen during ABC’s The Bachelor season 12. On April 18, 2010, she married Nik Richie, founder of the popular pseudo-celebrity gossip site “TheDirty” in Las Vegas. The two were married less than 12 hours after meeting, and they confirmed the nuptials on twitter. Following the wedding to Richie, she legally changed her name to Shayne Dahl Lamas-Richie. So that’s a little bit of information about Shayne. Looks like she caught herself an eel or something in the ocean. I love her smile and she’s looking so hot in that red bikini. Shayne looks like the type of girl that I could hang out with, you know. She’s done some acting and I hope to see more of her in the future.

Oh boy, well it’s come that time again. I’m going to miss you all. I feel so protective of you and hope that you have a wonderful Happy New Year! I can’t wait to see all of the wonderful things that are going to happen in 2011. So the next time I see you will be next year!!!! SMOOCHES AND KISSES TO YOU ALL – HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! JB

Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 30th, 2010
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Oh wow, it’s my favorite celebrity Paris Hilton looking so awesome in a very tiny and colorful striped bikini. Only someone with a body like hers could look so great in a tiny bikini like that. Some girls try to wear tiny bikinis but the bikinis look distorted and out of place. When Paris wears one, it looks like pure fashion heaven. I’m such a big fan of Paris because she holds her head up high no matter what situations she’s going through. She never talks bad about other people in public although people talk all kinds of bad things about her. I think she’s classy. No one is perfect and I’m so anxious to see the great things that she does with her life when she gets much older and dignified. Go Paris!

Claire Chazel Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010
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Hello all of my wonderful celebrity bikini gossip babies!!! It’s so awesome to be back and gossiping with you about sexy celebs. I’m very excited and wanted to tell you all about how my blind date went. I won’t go into too much detail but it went very well. This past weekend I double dated with my girlfriend Kara, her boyfriend Josh and his brother Gerald. Gerald was my date. Gerald was a perfect gentlemen. We just took in dinner at a sushi restaurant around here and we went to see the movie “True Grit” which was very good. I love westerns. Gerald and I got along very well. We have a lot in common and I’ll just say that he took my phone number and he’s already called to set up another date!!!! I’m so excited!!!! Whew! I was so scared but I got through it just fine. I will keep you guys informed on how things go with Gerald. Thanks Kara!! I love you!!

Now, let’s gossip about celebrities in bikinis!!!! Here’s Claire Chazel. She’s a French journalist, romance writer, and director of news at a national television station, TF1. I really admire her because she’s not afraid to show off her bikini body. That’s how the French are anyways. You don’t have to have a super svelte figure to walk around in a bikini. The French are much more liberated about their bodies and I can appreciate that. Keep up the great work Claire.

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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
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New to CBG is American actress, Rachel Bilson. She’s seen here frolicking around in the ocean wearing a super sexy 70’s style string bikini. If you don’t know who this cutie is, she’s best known for her role on the tv drama “The O.C.”. She’s 29 years old and has starred in a few movies like “Jumper” and “New York, I Love You”. Yeah, stuff nobody goes to see.

So she’s fairly new in her career and of course the better roles go to actresses that have been around. Hopefully Hollywood doesn’t wear her out or make her very bitter because there are tons of young starlets and who knows how they get the roles. There is such a thing as the casting couch, you know.

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out. I’m so looking forward to spending some time with Bambi and Barbie. How many dudes do you know that has twin girlfriends? I consider myself very lucky and am going to start treating them much better. I must say that they are very talented and creative in our relationship which I appreciate greatly (smile). Enjoy your week and don’t do anything I would do….PEACE!

Megan Fox Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 27th, 2010
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What’s up all you beautiful people. I hope you had a Merry Christmas and received exactly what you asked Santa for. It’s the Lance Man back for another session of hot gossip about celebrities in sexy bikinis. I’m doing awesome right now. Things are great in my life. No new drama to report and that’s rare for me.

But let’s get this party started with some pictures of one of my favorite hollywood starlets – Megan Fox. She’s a married woman so I can’t really lust over her like I used to. I was actually really sad when I heard she got married. Lucky for me, most hollywood marriages don’t last so I’m just waiting for that day. I know I’m bad but hey…do you think it’ll last? That’s what I thought.

Megan looks extra delicious in a black bikini strolling along the beach and wading her sexy feet in the ocean water. I’d do anything to hang out with her. I don’t care if her hubby comes along. He can pay for the dinner bill. I love you Megan. I’ll wait for you.

As far as my personal life, well Bambi and Barbie called and wanted to meet up with me. I thought they washed their hands of me but we talked and will take it easy and see how things go. I’m just happy that I’m back with the fringe benefits (smile). It’s been a while.

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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 24th, 2010
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Hey all of you beautiful people! It’s the Lance Man back with the hottest gossip about celebs in bikinis. I’m doing very good. Can’t complain about anything for a change. A little incident did take place yesterday but hopefully it won’t blow up into much of anything. I’ll give you the juicy below.

I wanted to bring out a newbie to our sexy Celebrity Bikini Gossip family. Her name is Kristin Cavallari and is an American television personality celebutante and actress. She is widely known for her starring roles on the former MTV programs Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County and its spin-off, The Hills. These are her first pictures on CBG and we want to welcome her in style.

I don’t have any juicy gossip probably because she’s a do-gooder. Recently, Kristin has been involved in the “Until There’s a Cure” public service advertising campaign to raise awareness and funds for AIDS and HIV research and vaccine development. She also appeared as a celebrity spokesperson for “We Are Ellis Island”, a campaign for the restoration of historic buildings on Ellis Island. So she’s not just another celebrity bimbo. I like that. So I’m going to be nice to her and hopefully we’ll see much more of this lovely babe.

As for yesterday, I received a call from some guy who called himself Danno. He claimed to be that girl’s boyfriend who I married in Vegas. Oh, her real name was Jennifer. But anyways…no wonder she wanted to get things done as quickly as I did. He was a real cool dude and said he understood what happened and wasn’t mad at me. I was sort of shaken up but we ended the conversation on a great note. I just hope I can put this all behind me. I miss Bambi and Barbie. (frown)…..Anyways…enjoy your weekend and don’t pick up any strays like me…PEACE!

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
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Don’t you wish you had a body like Kelly Bensimon? She’s super slim and trim. I wonder how she does it. If you don’t know who she is Kelly Bensimon is an author, jewelry designer, former model, and former editor of Elle Accessories. She currently appears on Bravo The Real Housewives of New York City. I admire Kelly so much because she’s a woman that’s made a name for herself. In these pictures, she’s taking a walk with a male friend at the beach. She looks absolutely darling in her sexy black bikini. With a body like hers, I would really show it off with more elaborate swim wear but I’m sure she has some fabulous pieces in her closet. Keep up the wonderful work Kelly.

Darn, it’s that time again where we must part. I really look forward to sharing this time with you guys, honestly, I do. I’m happy to hear that Lance was able to get his life back on track. The entire office was in stitches that he married a total stranger but that’s Vegas for you. Have a great weekend everyone and guess what? I have a blind date!! Well it’s a double date with my friend Kara who has a boyfriend (Josh) that has a brother (Gerald) and they are setting me up with him. It’s set for Friday night and I’m so excited. I haven’t dated in about 7 months! Wish me luck!!!! Toodles!!! JB

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
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Oh hey here’s some very cute pictures of American actress Ashley Tisdale hanging out on the beach in a very lovely multi-colored bikini. Isn’t she so adorable? I loved her when she played Maddie Fitzpatrick in Disney Channel’s The Suite Life of Zack & Cody and the female antagonist Sharpay Evans in the High School Musical film series. What I really like most about Ashley is her image. She’s a clean cut girl and that’s so refreshing. It’s so sad to see younger stars acting wild and out of control. Don’t they realize they have fans who watched them on tv every week and it’s like breaking our hearts to see their names trashed in the media. I’m very happy to NOT HEAR about Ashley’s comings and goings in the media. I hope she stays sweet just like she is and blossoms into a very sweet lady. You don’t have to drastically change your persona just to get attention. I think that’s an early burn out. Keep up the great work Ashley.

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
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Hello all!!!!! Jenny Bikini is here to save the day!!!! I’ve missed all of my CBG babies! Let’s get right down to the gossip!
Here’s a hot picture of Canadian actress Elisha Cuthbert is a very cute pink and white striped bikini. I like the fact that she’s a full figured woman. She’s not trying to starve herself or look extra skinny like some other actresses out there. I think it’s important to show women that it’s ok to have a normal body image, like hers. I think she’s an awesome actress and would love to see much more of her work. It’s too bad they cancelled the tv series “24” in which she was a regular. She’s currently scheduled to star in the upcoming 2010 ABC sitcom Happy Endings. Awesome!!!!

Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 20th, 2010
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What’s up celebrity bikini gossip lovers! It’s your favorite celeb reporter the Lance Man here to dish the hottest on your favorite stars in bikinis. My weekend went very well. I’ll close out with all of the juicy details.

I have to really give it up to Harry Hamlin. His wife has gone through the ringer with regard to comments about her love for botox. He stands by her and you never hear about him cheating with other babes. I can kind of see why. Look at Lisa’s body. It’s harder than his. It looks like she does about 200+ crunches a day for abs like that. Jeez, she has me feeling bad that my stomach’s not even that tight.

She recently had a lip reduction to reverse all of that lip botox and that’s a good thing Lisa. You looked like a large bass fish in the face and she’s not bad looking but all of that botox in her lips made her look distorted. I’ve seen the reduction and it looks much better. What she needs to do now is do an exercise tape so we can all get tight abs just like her. Her torso sort of looks like a man’s. Is that why Harry is hanging around? Just food for thought.

Ok, before I pass the buck over to Miss Jenny Bikini, I just wanted to let you all know that the Vegas marriage has been annulled. I’m so happy things worked out because that chick could have taken me for everything I was worth. It’s a good thing she didn’t really know who she married. I played the total loser jerk and kept calling her to lend me money so she wouldn’t try to stay married and get paid. I’m going to take it easy for a while. That situation scared me something awful so these days, I’ve just been hanging at home. Barbie and Bambi still aren’t speaking to me but maybe that’s a good thing. Tony Fish and the boys are coming over and we’ll catch in a few ball games. I’m taking a break from all women – briefly. So on that note, see you soon in a few and take great care of yourself. Happy Holidays and PEACE!

Jasmine Waltz Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 17th, 2010
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Oh look, here’s seriously B-Actress Jasmine Waltz strolling along the beach in the sunset. Nice abs! Wow! If you don’t know much about Ms. Waltz, I’ll give you some tidbits on this brunette beauty. She’s 28 years old and was born in Las Vegas (oh my head throbs when I hear the name of that city). She’s an actress and has starred in some of the worst movies known to the industry, like National Lampoons TV: The Movie, Pledge This, and Poker Run. Movies nobody in their right mind would go to see.

But her body is smoking hot in a bikini and that gets her some time on this site. We don’t care if they can act, sing, dance or whatever. All we care about is how they look in a sexy bikini and she passes our test, so who cares if her career will never see the light of day. Here are your 15 minutes of fame, on our site, Ms. Waltz. Enjoy!!

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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 16th, 2010
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Dudes!! I’m in so much trouble! I can’t really remember too much of what happened but I’ll tell you all about it. Why am I such a slug? Anyways…

Let’s get ready to dance along with Jenny from the Block – aka: Jennifer Lopez. The newest judge on the American tv show “American Idol”. I’m anxious to watch the show to see how she will judge the contestants. I think she’ll be too easy on them and will probably let through a bunch of no talent losers. You have to be very firm and particular because last season’s show really sucked. None of the contestants were any good, in my opinion and as you can see, we haven’t even heard anything from last season’s winner. Where is he now? What’s his name…I forgot…who cares.. I’d be a great judge so if JLo doesn’t work out Simon, call me. I’m cheaper too.

Now let’s talk about JLo’s white bikini pictures. Where’s the junk in the trunk JLo? I thought having twins was suppose to make you more curvy. You’ve been at the treadmill too much. You need to eat some more rice and beans to get that booty back.

Now about my weekend…..dudes….I got married. I think her name was Julie or Julianne or something like that. I woke up in this Vegas hotel with a chick laying on top of me. I jumped out of the bed and ran to toss my cookies in the toilet when she comes in looking at her wedding ring and talking about how much she liked the way I proposed???? What??? I don’t even know you! Tony Fish said I got smashed out of my mind, hooked up with this chick and said I loved her and we were married. I need to get out of this mess. Barbie and Bambie are not speaking to me. Tony said he tried to talk me out of it but I wouldn’t listen. I can’t remember anything. Tequila mixed with rum and a vodka chaser does that to me. Tony said there’s a dude in Vegas that specializes in annulments because people do this all of the time in Vegas so I hope he can help. I’m such a slug.

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Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010
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Back by popular demand are more photos of Nicole Scherzinger’s bikini pictures on her hawaiian vacation. We received so much positive feedback from her pictures on Monday that we thought we’d treat you all to some more but she’s wearing a different bikini. I think no matter what Nicole Scherzinger wears she looks fabulous. I recently heard her brand new single just released called Poison. I love it. She also just performed on the UK tv show X-Factor and was magnificent. Watching Nicole Scherzinger perform is such a treat. I always feels like she’s performing just for me. I wish her great success in her career. She says she’s still with the Pussycat Dolls but is doing her own thing for the moment. I’d love to see them back together too. Kudos on your cute boyfriend Nicole. He’s a cutie pie, Lewis Hamilton, the race car driver. Will there be wedding bells? Hmmmm….I hope so because they’re such a cute couple.

Well, the time has come for me to pass the pen over to Mr. Lance Butts who, the buzz around office is, had a very wild weekend. Must be nice. Ok, everyone, enjoy your week and remember to spoil yourselves because YOU DESERVE IT! Toodles!!! JB

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Celine Dion Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010
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Congratulations Celine Dion and her husband Renee on twins! I’m so happy for Celine. She’s such a family oriented person. In these photos Celine Dion’s swimsuit looks awesome on her. She’s wearing a full suit because she’s a new mommy and is such a lady, always. I hear she’s starting back up on her Vegas show next year and hopefully I’ll get a chance to get out there and catch it. I’ve seen it before and it’s such a wonderful experience. I’ve been a fan of hers for years just like you and am so happy that her life is going well. Keep up the great work Celine.

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 13th, 2010
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Hello!!!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini here to get down and dirty with gossip about your favorite celebrities in hot bikinis!!! I’ve missed you all so very much. I had a nice weekend but am always so anxious to get back to work because I love gossiping about celebs just as much as you do. Ok! Well, I thought I’d start out this week with pictures of one of my favorite pop stars – Nicole Scherzinger. Isn’t she so beautiful? I’m so proud of her winning Dancing with the Stars. Was there ever any doubt? Not me. I would have boycotted the show if she didn’t win. She’s so graceful, humble and can really actually sing. I love her voice. So all you fellas, don’t ever say I’ve never done anything nice for you. These pictures of Nicole Scherzinger vacationing in her homeland of Hawaii are awesome! Go Nicole!!

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