She recently underwent a beauty makeover, and Tulisa Contostavlos was certainly looking mint on another day by the beach in Ibiza. The singer wore a pale green bikini on day eight of her partying holiday, as she, Chelsee Healey and her friends enjoyed a boat ride and a dip in the blue waters of the Mediterranean. Tulisa’s bikini was a halterneck style but the strap could be detached to make it a a bandeau and reduce the amount of tan lines. This exotic beauty is totally stunning and my buddy, Vinnie Lasagne, has the biggest crush on her. Me too!

Ok, Dudes and Dudettes, it’s time to pass the buck over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always beaming about her marriage. I don’t want to get married. I just like dating older ladies. That makes me happy and what’s wrong with that. I’m just a cool dude and all the ladies love me. I can live with that! Ok, until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!

Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time is British popstar Tulisa Contostavlos. She was a judge on the UK version of X-Factor and is a singer-songwriter and actress. She is best known for being a member of the Camden-based hip hop group N-Dubz. Here she’s splashing along in a pool in a lovely silver bikini that shines and sparkles when the sun hits it. I’m not being a perfectionist but her posture is pretty bad. Stand up straight girl. You have a beautiful body and you’re slouching. I get that from my mom who still reminds me to stand up straight. She’s cute and I like her bikini style. I’ll probably go searching for more stuff on Tulisa just so I can share it with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne who like new girls.

Well, time sure passes quickly when you’re having fun. I guess it’s time to turn you back over to the very fun and perky Jenny Bikini (Miss Perfect 2012). Just kidding…NOT! Ok, dudes and dudettes, take care of yourselves and remember the three amigos code – DON’T bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

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