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Coco Austin Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010
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What’s up everybody! It’s the Lance Man back from my long Las Vegas weekend and boy do I have a story for you.

But first let’s gossip about Ice T’s (aka: Tracy Marrow) wife Coco (aka: Nicole Natalie Austin) . Ice T currently stars on the NBC show Law and Order: SVU. Coco is hot and they’ve been married ever since 2005.

She’s a swimsuit model and actress. Coco was even on an episode of L&O and she’s been in other low budge movies. Every guy I talk about to her thinks she’s awesome hot. Nice going Mr. T.

Ok, I wanted to let you know how my Vegas weekend went with that girl that I met on the internet. First off, NO, she didn’t look like her picture. She sent me a picture of someone who was about 5’10, blonde, a 44DD and about 120 pounds. What showed up was a 5’1, 170 pound, pock face girl with a tooth missing on the side of her mouth. She said that the picture she sent me was 5 years old. 5 years old??? So she shrunk in 5 years! Dudes, I told her that I was gay and was just experimenting with women and I couldn’t go through with it. How else was I suppose to dump her? Dudes, the Lance Man has learned his lesson. Next time, I want to see a babe’s web cam if I meet them over the internet. Damn!

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Coco Austin Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
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Wow! I had to pay Jenny Bikini $20 bucks plus buy her lunch for her to let me write this one.

Oh yeah, it’s Nicole “Coco” Austin, aka: Mrs. Ice-T.

Yes, she’s the wife of the notorious rapper and Law and Order star “Ice-T”. They were married in 2005.

Coco, as her friends call her, is listed on wiki as a model and actress. I’ve never seen anything she’s done but all that doesn’t really matter once you take a look at that body. The rear could use some work but the front is surely on point.

Hey, I’m not lusting after a married woman, I’m just saying……….OMG.

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