Looking extra hot and much more refined and polished is Katrina Darrell in a super sexy red bikini. If you’ve forgotten her formal name, then you may remember her by the name of Bikini Girl. Yeah, that’s her. She was the bikini girl from American Idol 2009 season.
I loved how jealous she made the female judge Kara on that show. She became so jealous of Katrina that she challenged her to a bikini contest on one of the last shows. Gosh, lady, you’re getting paid millions and you’re letting Katrina ruffle your feathers? I love it.
Well Katrina is looking really hot. She’s had some plastic surgery done and she should stop there. Don’t become another Heidi. If you saw that NBC special on celebrity plastic surgery horrors, then you’ll stop right now Katrina. Oh, I’m glad I’m not a girl.
Well, the time has come for the Lance Man to pass the reigns over to Ms. Jenny Bikini who I’ve tried to get a date but I think Jenny is just too picky. My dude friends are mostly jerks and I’ll be the first to admit that, but they’re nice guys with jobs. So go figure. Take care of yourselves and hopefully I’ll get up the nerve to call Blonde Bomb. I don’t care if Barbie and Bambi get mad at me. I’m a single dude and until I say “I Do” to that lucky lady, I’ll live my life accordingly. So get used to it girls, I’m a slug. PEACE!
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