Hey Hey Hey! It’s the Lance Man back from a hot weekend in Las Vegas with my best friend Tony Fish. We met the hottest chicks but we didn’t bring home any strays…lol.. So let’s get this party started.

Hanging out on her native island of Barbados is the lovely singing sensation Rihanna. She’s been getting lots of press lately because of her ultra sexy outfits and it looks like everyone is going “gaga” over her in this super hot white bikini. I can see why. She looks great and I’m so happy that she got rid of that red (Road Runner) hair. I like her natural brown hair color better. Keep up the great work Rihanna and remember we’re always watching.

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I love the way you lie! That’s the hook of Rihanna’s new hit song with Eminem. She looks awesome. Did you see her on the MTV Video Music Awards? She looked absolutely awesome and sounded great. This young starlet is already a superstar and her star is climbing high and fast. I like her sense of style and fashion. Right now she is dating a baseball player and I hope she’s happy in that relationship. She deserves all of the happiness in the world. I can’t wait to see what’s in store for this great singer.

Ok well it’s my time to head out and I’m going to miss you all very much. Up next is the “likeable” Lance Butts and I say that very reluctantly. Playing nice is so hard to do. Have a great week everyone!!!

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Hey here’s pop and r&b singer Rihanna drinking a refreshing beverage on some yacht. The swimsuit she has on is kind of VERY SEXY but what is up with that hair? It looks like something out of Carrot Top’s little box.

Anyways, Rihanna has become a world wide superstar since releasing her first album in 2005. Her face is everywhere which means the tabloids love her too. I hope she doesn’t become a casualty of success.

At 21 years of age, so many celebrities reach a point where they can’t go any higher so they go down. I think as long as she stays hot and sexy and wears swimsuits like this all the time, she’ll be just fine. Hey what do you expect, I’m a dude.

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