Archive for February, 2010

Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 26th, 2010
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Well TGIF and the Lance Man thought he’d leave you this week with a bang! I know you’ll miss me.

Here’s some rocking pics of 25 year old sexy Canadian actress Laura Vandervoort. She’s hot hot hot!

If you don’t know her by name then you may know her by her work on tv. She is best known for her roles as Supergirl in the television series Smallville and Sadie Harrison in the television series Instant Star. She is currently starring as Lisa on the ABC series V.

I’m in awe of her body and even though she’s not enhanced up top, we can work with that. I don’t mind letting her borrow a few bucks to get updated.

Ok, I’m out! See you next week and keep it tight.
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Claudia Molina Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 25th, 2010
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“Oh yeah Papi” is all I want to hear from spanish actress and model Claudia Molina. You know the Lance Man knows how to bring you the hottest swimsuit babes.

I could care less about what she does because her body is rocking. I don’t care if she can’t speak any English because talking isn’t what we’d be doing if we hooked up.

I must say she’s probably one of the best looking babes in a swimsuit that I’ve seen in a long time. She’s almost up there with the Victoria Secrets Angels. She’s a little short to be a model but I’m not really looking at her legs.

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Myleene Klass Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
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Oh yeah, the Lance Man is back! It’s great to be back and I know you missed me.

Well I thought I’d start us off with a couple of photos of English/Austrian/Filipina singer and actress Myleene Klass. She’s not like a household name but I just think her body is hot! Of course, you know I think it wouldn’t hurt for a nice enhancement up top but at least she looks natural.

She was in cast of the ITV show Pop Stars and made it into the singing group Hear’Say. It was a short-lived celebrity run and I guess now she’s just slumming for any gig she can get.

I’m really feeling her cute bikini but if I wasn’t sure she was a chick, I’d think she was adjusting something else down there. Hmmmmm

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Bar Rafaeli Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
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Check out these pictures of Bar Rafaeli. She’s a hot Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and an occasional actress. She had a brief stint as a host on MTV’s House of Style.

The only thing I know her as is sexy actor Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. She’s 24 and he’s much older so I guess he’s looking to keep his youth.

She’s a very high profile celebrity which is why you can tell these pictures were probably taken from far away. I think she’s rather plain looking but nobody is really looking at her face.

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Selma Blair Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 22nd, 2010
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Well if it isn’t well known actress Selma Blair. She doesn’t look very happy in her pictures. I don’t know why because she looks really cute in her pink bikini. I love it that she keeps it real in the upper region of her body, althougth I didn’t know she was so petite up there. But that’s ok.

Lance Butts saw the picture and said he’d pay for her to get implants. He’s so crazy sometimes.

I really enjoy her in whatever she’s acting in. I loved her in the movies Cruel Intentions and Hellboy. I got a chance to catch only one episode of her recent tv show Kath and Kim. It was funny but I guess it just didn’t catch on.

I hope to see much more of Ms. Blair because she’s a really great actress. Like Academy Award good in my opinion.

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Anna Faris Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 19th, 2010
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American actress Anna Faris, age 33, looks great in her bikini. One thing I like about her is that she can do almost any kind of acting work and blend in very well.

She was in The Hot Chick (2002), Lost in Translation (2003), and My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006). In 2008, she had a starring role in The House Bunny, for which she earned an MTV Movie Awards nomination. I’ve seen all those movies and I can’t really remember her in it and that’s what I like.

I don’t think she keeps it real in the upper region. If you look closely on the side, no woman’s chest stands up like that. Some of them like to get small implants just so it doesn’t look so obvious and I think that’s what she did. Oh well, that’s her business and I still like her.

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Anne Hathaway Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 18th, 2010
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It’s the Lance Man’s last run until next week so stay cool. I thought I’d leave you with a few bikini pictures of actress Anne Hathaway.

I think if they were to remake the movie “Popeye” she would be the perfect Olive Oyle. She’s plain but interesting. I don’t think she’s plastic filled which is kinda cool because it would look unproportioned on her slim body. I guess I posted her picture because I like skinny girls. But I like girls with “back” too which she clearly doesn’t have much of.

Guess I can’t have my cake and eat it too. See you next week.

Molly Sims Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
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Yes, the Lance Man is back to report on another bikini beauty. Hey everybody it’s Molly Sims. You all know her. She’s an American actress who has been on like a bunch of tv shows that didn’t last very long (ex: Las Vegas).

I remember her for those hot SI Swimsuit issues. Her body is still in great shape and it looks like she got a small enhancement which is ok by me. I like her bubbly attitude and great smile.

I hope to see Ms. Sims in more tv shows that last more than one season.

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Evangeline Lilly Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
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Hey, I’m back, yes it’s the Lance Man! It’s good to be back.

Well, I’m not a big fan of the tv show “Lost” but watching actress Evangeline Lilly walking around in a bikini might make me a new watcher of the show.

I really like her slim body. Although she’s nil in the upper region, we can work with that. She’s a really low key actress and that’s what I like about her. She’s not all in the tabloids getting her name smashed.

All she needs is a trip to a good plastic surgeon for a nice enhancement in the front and maybe in the back. But keep the rest of the body. Hey, I’m a dude, what did you expect me to say?

Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 15th, 2010
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Awww look at Lara Bingle spending the day with her cute little doggie. Now that I know she’s a dog lover, I like her even more.

She looks really cute in a baby blue bikini and cut off blue jean shorts. You can tell it’s a string bikini because the strings are hanging out of the side of her shorts.

I also take my animals to the beach with me whenever I go. Don’t just let your best friend sit at home alone or tied up all the time. I treat my animals just like they’re people.

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 12th, 2010
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Hey look it’s Jennifer Aniston. I just love her so much. She’s probably one of the highest paid actors out of the “Friends” tv show. Then Courtney Cox is next.

I’m so proud of how she’s made a name for herself even after all that drama after her marriage broke up. Some women just fall apart but she has really done well. I really like how she switched up the bikini colors and she’s a knock out in it.

Right now she’s starring in a new movie with “300” movie star Gerard Butler. He’s so cute. I can’t wait for it to come out because it’s a must see movie. The gossip shows showed pictures of them vacationing together. What is it about people hooking up with their movie co-stars?

Oh well, keep up the great work Jennifer.

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Ivana Trump Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 11th, 2010
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Wow, I can’t believe Ivana Trump is in a bikini. Good for her. You don’t have to be 23 years old and a size 0 to have fun out in a cute swimsuit.

I’ve always liked Ivana Trump because she’s a strong woman. She holds her head up high and is just as shrewed and smart as her ex The Donald.

Her daughter Ivanka looks just like her and it would be really nice to see her in a bikini but probably not. She’s really the conservative type but you never know.

Go Ivana.

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Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
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Yes, I am the man. Check out hot Grammy winning recording artist “Alicia Keys”. She’s looking really hot in a small bikini.

I don’t know what she’s doing or even where she is at but who cares about that. All I know is that she has a smoking body. I always did think that Alicia Keys had a little something extra in the back and now I can confirm it.

One thing I like about Ms. Keys is the fact she is real plus her music is really good. Whenever I’m on a date, I make sure I have at least one of her cd’s on hand to pop in to set the mood. Yes, I do date.

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Sarah Harding Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
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Hey everybody! Yes, it’s me the Butts. Well, I couldn’t resist putting up another photo of English babe Sarah Harding. There’s just something about the way she wears a tiny bikini that gets my attention.

She’s a bit skinny for my taste and her upper region is quite small. You all know I like them fake and fabulous. But anyways she looks pretty good.

There are pictures around of her like she’s active on tv or something. I guess it’s just because she’s being photographed wearing sexy bikinis. I don’t care what the reason is. Just keep bringing it on.

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AnnaSophia Robb and Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 8th, 2010
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The butts is back and I am the man! Jenny Bikini has nothing on me. I have the best of both worlds. Two hot blondes together.

Here’s sweet American actresses, AnnaSophia Rob and Lorraine Nicholson. I guess they’re Bff’s and that’s ok by me. Both of them are smoking in their tiny bikinis and they look awesome. I’d give anything just to be a fly buzzing around them during this photo op.

I wonder what kinds of things they do when they hang out together? Hmmmmmmm. Hey, I’m a guy, can you blame me?

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