Now if there is one babe that I would consider dating would probably be Farrah Abraham. I know she’s not a cougar but there is something about her smile and the fact that she’s on her way to becoming stinking rich. I can see it now. Me and Farrah running along the beach. She looks rather delightful in a stars and stripes bronzed striped bikini. Her positive attitude will take her far in this business.

Alright dudes and dudettes, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are heading out to the Trump Casinos. My friend Darlene is going to meet us out there and she’s bringing three of her friends so my buddies will have something to do besides follow us around although it’s ok by me but Darlene likes to spend time along with me. Who can blame her. So until next time, remember to never bring home any stray that you have to give money for a cab ride home to and don’t fall in love with a married woman, it’s not worth the time. Ok, PEACE!!

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham rocks out at the beach in raunchy Kiss-inspired bikini. The 22-year-old reality TV star drew people’s attention in a two-piece adorned with Gene Simmons’ iconic The Demon face from ’70s hard rock band Kiss on Sunday. Her revealing low-triangle bikini top was printed with the painted black and white face of the rock legend’s on-stage persona whilst the Brazilian bottoms were embellished with Simmons’ stuck out tongue. Rock on!

Most of us mere mortals cringe when summer rolls around and we’re not quite in tip-top bikini shape. But that doesn’t appear to be an issue for Farrah Abraham, who seems more comfortable in a skimpy two-piece black bikini than regular clothing these days. Taking to the beach in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, the 22-year-old looked happy and carefree as she took part in a fun photo shoot. Her fun loving attitude and care free spirit is what shines on this slender beauty. Every where she goes the cameras follow and get ready for brand new and exciting things from her.

Hello my most precious Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! I’ve missed you terribly!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, your favorite bikini reporter back to “WOW” you with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis!! I hope that you’re doing well! Married life is still treating me very well and now my hubby, Gerald, and I are talking about starting a family. Oh how exciting. It seems that everyone is having a baby these days and I want one too!! Little Gerald, Jr. is what I want. So wish us luck!

Alright, around this office, Miss Farrah Abraham causes quite a stir. The guys go crazy over her and now especially since she is gaining more and more exposure. Farrah seems to adjust herself in a sparkling blue bikini at a photo shoot and she is very proud of her assets. Expect to see and hear much more from this aspiring reality TV personality. You can tell that she’s very ambitious and eager to make a big name for herself.

Hello my most spectacular Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! Yes, it’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back to reward you with the hottest pictures of your fav celebs wearing skimpy and sexy bikinis! I’ve missed you all so very much!!! This past week has been wonderful spending time with my hubby Gerald. He spoils me every day. What can I say, I’m just a lucky girl and I hope that if you are looking for your prince charming that you find him too!!

Ok, let’s start this week off with some really lovely pictures of reality TV star Farrah Abraham who looks very slender and fit running along the beach wearing a yellow, pink and blue string bikini. Three years ago Farrah Abraham splashed out $5,000 to increase her bust from an A cup to C cup. And it seems the Teen Mom reality personality-turned-adult-star is still reaping the rewards of her ‘investment’. With $1.5m in the bank from her sex tape, Farrah is seen here running down Miami Beach in a mismatched bikini while happily playing up for the cameras on Saturday. Keep your eyes (wide open) because there is much more to come from this brunette beauty.

It’s a done deal!! Reality TV star Farrah Abraham has decided to release her sex tape for 1.2 million (more or less). So get ready to get geared up for the next celebrity to grace the cover of gossip magazines and tabloids all over the world. Before the frenzy starts, Farrah decided to hang out at the beach wearing a very stunning green floral two-piece string bikini that shows off partially of what the world will see soon to come.

Hello my most dearest Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a wonderful weekend with my hubby Gerald. We always manage to do the most romantic things and this weekend we went on a Safari at a local amusement park and it was so sweet. We were able to pet some of the animals and he protected and held me so tight! Ladies that’s what you want in a man!

Alright, let’s start this week of with a little bit of scandal by way of teen mom Farrah Abraham looking stunning in a black bikini. She’s hardly a teen anymore (21 yrs old) but that’s what they refer to her since she was on that reality TV show for teen moms. Farrah looks like she’s holding up rather well since that sex tape information came out and it looks like she doesn’t mind releasing it, but wants to get paid a hefty amount. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.