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Thursday, April 28th, 2011
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I’m a free man!! Hey Hey Hey to all of our AWESOME Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans! It’s the Lance Man here ready to rock and roll with hot pics of celebs in bikinis. I’ll fill you in with all of the details after I post these pictures of the very GORGEOUS Denise Milani to help celebrate my new freedom.

I’m in love with this woman. Isn’t she magnificent? There aren’t too many pictures of her in a bikini circulating around so consider yourself very lucky. We’ve showcased her on CBG before and we thought it was time for an updated treat. So eat your heart out! However, if you should suddenly have a heart attack while looking at these pics of Denise Milani, make sure you click off our site so they don’t blame us.

Now, for the juice!! I dumped both Bambi and Barbie. I had a long talk with my mom and dad who always give the greatest advice. They told me that I deserved more than two hot chicks who want to have babies by my best friend and I kind of agree. So I broke the news over the weekend. There were tears and threats but I had to do it. These are grown women and they need to take responsibility for their own actions. I was very good to Bambi and Barbie but now I’m free. Sure, I’m sad but more than that I’m RELIEVED. I’m not going to take care of Tony Fish’s kids even if he is my best friend. I feel sorry for Tony because he said he’s not ready to be a dad but that’s his problem. You lay, you pay!

Denise Milani Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010
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Back by popular demand is the awesome Lance Man!!! I know you missed me baby! Hey, have I got a story for you guys. As always, the Lance Man is very popular with the ladies and this past weekend was no different. As a matter of fact, something very interesting happened and I’ll give you all of the details below. But now…

I wanted to perk up your senses with these pictures of Denise Milani. We received some great feedback due to the pictures we put up last week. She’s super hot right? I know! I received so much mail asking how they could meet up with her. Dudes….I don’t know…stop asking me ok? I want to know just like you do, ok and if I knew, I WOULDN’T TELL YOU. Ok….let’s get real. I’d keep it for myself, of course. Anyways…..she looks even hotter in these photos right?

Oh Denise, if you’re reading this, contact me. I’d love to take you out, ok? Honestly, if you have a boyfriend, he can come too. I’m dead serious.

Now, about my weekend. Well I was talking to Barbie and Bambie (my lovely amazons) about doing something to spruce up our relationship and these girls listen very well. They just so happen to have a girlfriend named “Blonde Bomb” and they introduced me to her. So I won’t get into the gory details but yes, I had my first “sort of” foursome this weekend. Nothing too kinky, just hanging out in the jacuzzi and getting to know each other. No way was Bambi and Barbie going to let Blonde Bomb get to know me that well but she slipped me her number when they weren’t looking. I’d feel like a cheater if I called her but I don’t see a ring on this finger. You understand fellas? Let’s just say, I didn’t tear the number up but Bambi and Barbie read this site so I might be in some trouble. I’ll keep you posted…..

Photo Credit: Bloody Disgusting

Denise Milani Bikini Pictures

Monday, November 22nd, 2010
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Happy Monday all of you celebrity in bikini lovers! It’s the Lance Man back from another smoking weekend. I’ll give you all the juicy details below.

But let’s start off with these pictures of model/actress Denise Milani posing and looking SMOKING FLAMING HOT. If you don’t know show she is, she’s a Czech model who does some print work mostly. Her name isn’t a household name and I don’t care, just look at her. I don’t even know if she’s married or single so I really can’t talk much smack. I’ll just sit back and enjoy the photos along with you.

As far as my weekend goes, I ended up giving in to Barbie and Bambi’s constant phone calls and texts. Ok, I’m a weak dude, what can I say. They came over to my place Saturday night and just left 10 minutes before I arrived at work. I’m totally exhausted but it’s a good exhausted. The three of us talked and decided that we’d just be bed buddies and that’s ok with me. They tell me they only want me for my body and I can live with that.

Photo Credit: Zimbio