Archive for February, 2014

Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 28th, 2014
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She can be seen hitting the gym on a regular basis. Reese Witherspoon takes a healthy approach to diet and exercise and maintains a slim but curvy figure.
The actress, who has three children, showed off her petite body during a sunbathing session on Sunday. The 37-year-old was seen relaxing in a bright pink bandeau number, showing a hint of the bird tattoo on her hip. Reese made sure to adjust the two-piece so as not to reveal more than she intended to. The actress was joined by a female friend (not pictured because she’s not hotter than Reese) and the pair sipped glasses of water throughout the day to ensure they stayed hydrated.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been a fun week posting pictures of hot and sexy celebrities in bikinis and now it’s my favorite time of the week! The weekend! My buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are hanging out close to home in Florida because it’s freezing cold and snow everywhere else in the country. I feel sorry for those people who are totally snowed in and have to shovel their walkway like every day or even a few times a day. I grew up in NYC so I know what the snow life is like and I can say that it’s a beautiful thing but I’m not really missing it anytime soon. Give me the beaches and bikinis 24/7. Alright, remember to never do anything that we would do because you are likely to get into trouble! Also remember to never bring home any strays because as you can see from my ex-stalker Josephine, they never want to leave. Ok, PEACE!!

Julia Pereira Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 27th, 2014
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Smoking hot! Model Julia Pereira raises temperatures as she hits Miami Beach in a striped bikini. She is a little known Brazilian model. Julia Pereira certainly seems to be making sure that 2014 is going to be her year. The rising star showed why she deserves to become a household name as she paraded her fantastic figure around on the beach in Miami on Thursday. Julia certainly didn’t look like she had indulged over the holidays as she flashed her flat stomach while taking a dip in the sea. The brunette beauty wore a red and white striped halter-neck bikini with blue lace trim. She cooled off by splashing around in the surf before returning to her sun lounger on the sand to catch some rays and top up her tan.

Olga Kent Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 26th, 2014
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Making a splash! Model Olga Kent sends the temperature soaring as she sizzles in another teeny bikini on the beach. With a body like hers, who wouldn’t want to show it off? Italian model and actress Olga Kent was back splashing in the sea at Miami Beach, Florida, on Friday as she continued to enjoy her holiday. She showcased her enviable curves and completely flat tummy in a red bikini top with matching striped bottoms tied at the sides with red ribbon.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 25th, 2014
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While most people would worry about chomping down on a carb-laden lunch while sporting a skimpy two-piece, that appeared to be far from LeAnn Rimes’ thoughts on Thursday. The singer was seen tucking into a large sandwich (not pictured although I saw it and it was huge) as she took a break from filming her new reality series, with husband Eddie Cibrian, in Hawaii. With her toned tum proudly on show, the Can’t Fight The Moonlight star looked relaxed as she sunbathed in her pattered number. LeAnn looked a little pained and strained as she strutted about Oahu, perhaps on account of that pesky sore foot she keeps complaining about. That must be why she has that sour expression on her face. Oh well, she always bounces back!

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 24th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey it’s me the most delightful, delicious, decadent and darling Mr. Lance Man back from a crazy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds! We always manage to find something super fun and exciting to do on our time off. Well it’s really my time off because none of them have jobs. I don’t know how they support themselves but I think parents have lots to do with it. Oh well, anyways…remember that girl Joseline that I met in Mexico? Well she’s dumpsville…the girl was a fanatic and a stalker. Well they eventually all turn into stalkers once they really get into me. I have that affect on women. She would call my phone all times of the day and night and sometimes wouldn’t say anything but just breath heavily. Now that’s freaky. So I told her it wasn’t going to work long distance. She cried and normally I don’t like to see women cry but at this point, I was just happy to get away alive. Tony wanted to date her but I talked him out of it. He’s too fragile. So, Mr. Lance Man is back on the prowl. Not that I ever really left it.

Ok dudes and dudettes love is in the air! Joanna Krupa reveals new heart tattoo on her back as she frolics in bikini with husband Romain Zago (not pictured because we don’t wanna see him). The reality star has paid tribute to the love of her life with a new tattoo inked on her back in the shape of a small red heart. It is unclear whether the tattoo is permanent or not. She looks hot in a pink bandeau bikini top and blue jean shorts just hanging out around the house. He’s a lucky dude and I’m so anxious to know how long it’s going to last.

Tiffani Thiessen Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 21st, 2014
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Another newbie to CBG is super beautiful Tiffany Thiessen who is aging very gracefully. Fit at 40! Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Tiffani Thiessen rocks a red bathing suit while on vacation in Mexico. Beverly Hills, 90210 alums seem to just get better with age. And Tiffani Thiessen is no exception. The actress looked amazing on Thursday as she modelled a red bathing suit while on vacation in Mexico, coming off as a doppelganger for Carmen Electra in Baywatch. Flawless!!

Alright my darlings, it’s time to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy crew of misfits who follow him everywhere. I can’t get over how these guys are always together. Don’t they ever bathe or do anything apart? Anyways, I’m glad it’s not my Ok, my sweets I will miss you and hope that you have a wonderful weekend. Please remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Smooches!! Toodles!!!

Olga Kent Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 20th, 2014
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How cheeky! Model Olga Kent raises temperatures at the beach in a black and gold thong bikini. It was 82 degrees in Miami on Sunday. But model Olga Kent raised the temperature even higher when she stepped onto the sand in a barely-there bikini. The 25-year-old flaunted her flawless figure in a black and gold thong bikini as she strolled along the busy beach.

Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 19th, 2014
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Stunning in stripes! Maria Menounos shows off her amazing figure in monochrome-string bikini for day two of Mexican vacation. Just 24 hours earlier, she had been showing her curvy figure in a slinky black bikini on her Mexican holiday. And Maria Menounos was back in another stunning two piece for the second day of her vacation in Cabo San Lucas on Friday. The 35-year-old Extra host showed off her slim tummy and toned hourglass frame in a black-and-white striped bikini which displayed her pierced belly button. Love it!

Marg Helgenberger Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
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Gracing the pages of CBG for the first time is former CSI star Marg Helgenberger. She played the role of a savvy investigator on CSI since 2000, finally retiring the role this year. And Marg Helgenberger is taking the opportunity for a well-deserved break. The 55-year-old displayed her toned figure while enjoying a day at the beach with boyfriend Alan Finkelstein and her son Hugh Rosenberg in St Barts on Monday. Keep up the great body work Marg! Your figure is flawless.

Danielle O’Hara Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 17th, 2014
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Hello my awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me Mrs. Jenny Bikini back to delight you with pics of your favorite celebs in sexy bikinis!! I hope that you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day! My hubby, Gerald, and I spoiled each other with chocolate, gifts and basically stayed in bed which is the best ever!! We are so in love and I’m so happy for that. I hope that you find love. Ok, let’s get started.

Making waves: Danielle O’Hara shows off her post-baby bikini body as she enjoys the sunshine in Dubai. She only had her third child, George, back in April of last year, but Danielle O’Hara has already snapped back into shape. The stunning star showed off her stunning post-baby body as she enjoyed a recent trip to sunny Dubai with a friend, wearing a skimpy two-piece. Danielle has been training hard as a contestant for ITV diving programme, Splash, and Saturday’s episode saw her make it through to the semi-finals of the show. Oh wow 3 kids and a body like that! I want whatever trainer she has!!

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 14th, 2014
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the lovers out there. I hope that you get what you want today and for the entire weekend if you get my drift.

LeAnn Rimes gives a serious look while vacationing in Hawaii in one picture but then shows off her pretty side splashing around in the ocean. Her slender figure is outstanding in a white two-piece bandeau bikini. She keeps it that way for her hubby Eddie Cibrian (we don’t care about pictures of him). LeAnn looks more confident about herself and more at ease. She’s been out singing and she says that it makes her feel whole again. That’s great!!

Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini (see I didn’t forget the Mrs.)…she is always saying around the office that she’s Mrs., she’s Mrs., she’s Mrs., oh boy!! Anyways…this weekend my buddies, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and Tony Fish and I are going fishing and I can’t wait. It’s relaxing and I love just hanging out with some beers catching some fish and frying them up. So make sure you do something fun too and until next time remember to NEVER bring home any strays and PEACE!

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 13th, 2014
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Wearing nothing but a sexy monochrome leopard-print bikini, she sauntered along the sand showing off her already sun-kissed complexion. Kelly left her normally styled sleek brunette locks natural and unkempt, while fixing a pair of red sunglasses to the top of her head. Headlines state that she’s been dating personal trainer David McIntosh for a month and bought him along (we don’t care about pictures of him). Kelly is looking really scrumptious!

Elise Mosca Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014
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That’s one way to get The Bachelor’s attention but she already was cut. The 27-year-old flaunted her fantastic figure in a sexy pink bikini on the sands of Santa Monica, California. Trying to be number Juan: Elise Mosca showed why she won a rose from Juan Pablo Galavis on the first episode of The Bachelor but her charisma didn’t last as she was given the axe and sent home. Too bad Elise but I’m sure there are tons of other guys who would love to hook up with you. He’s a fool.

Emma Watson Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014
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Just magical! Emma Watson confirms her romance with Oxford University student Matt Janney as they put on a tactile display on a Caribbean beach. No pictures of him though, just Emma as she showed off her toned figure in a black halterneck bikini, which perfectly complemented her alabaster skin. The Harry Potter co-star looked fabulous in a black bikini which really showcased her slender figure. That’s the Hollywood look.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 10th, 2014
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Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a hearty week with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds. They’re much more loyal than some of the ladies that I’ve come in contact with. Especially Joseline, remember her? Well it turns out that she has a boyfriend and he came looking for me. All had to do was say that. So for the past week, I’ve been ducking and dodging but not anymore. If he wants to take on my and my buds, then come on!

Alright, now that I’m all hyped up, let’s start the week out with some hot pictures of teen bride Courtney Stodden looking extra delicious in a black bikini. She’s separated from her hubby and has been seen around town with a bunch of available guys. It’s like she is experiencing life for the first time, so she says. Anyways, she’s playing some kind of racketball on the beach with one of her flunkie dudes and what’s wrong with me? I wanna play too.