Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah, the party is on now!! It’s your favorite steamy celebrity bikini reporter, Mr. Lance Butts back from a “mind blowing” weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and we might have a new roomie who just came down from NYC who wants to move in the new Monster Bikini spot with us (that’s what we’ve named the new house). His name is Professor Scabs. His nickname from the neighborhood was Scabs because he kept getting into fights and recently he just graduated college with a degree so we’re calling him Professor Scabs. We’re taking it on a trial basis with him at the house. Ok, let’s get started with some hot bikini sightings and at the end of the week I will fill you on what kind of romps we were involved in and believe me, it’s hot.

Lets start out with some pictures of super hottie TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex) – Danielle Armstrong. Oh boy, my buddies and I are really going crazy over her. Isn’t she hot? Danielle Armstrong makes a bold impression wearing a monochrome black and white bikini. Looks like she’s a cell phone hoarder and that’s ok with me because it’ll keep her distracted while I distract myself with her hot curves. Although I like cougars, I could make an exception for this stunning blonde beauty.

Let’s welcome first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip, Danielle Amstrong. TOWIE’s Danielle Armstrong lets it all hang out in a white bikini on cruise holiday in Marbella. The blonde beauty sported a very daring two-piece as she sunned herself on the deck of a private yacht. Accessorizing with a pair of aviator sunglasses, a silver watch and some minimal pink nail-varnish, the reality TV star was clearly body confident as she enjoyed the scorching temperatures. Her Grecian-inspired bikini look was certainly flattering as it featured gold detailing on both pieces. Meanwhile, her hair was worn in a cascade of ringlets, proving that she was keen to make en effort for her Spanish jaunt.