Archive for July, 2009

Gooey Gossip Girl Leighton Meester knows how to sport a Bikini

Friday, July 24th, 2009
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I  like Gossip Girl the show, and it’s not just cause of the name celebrity bikini gossip.   No, I like it to see how dingy rich spoiled girls live.   Based on this string bikini worn by Miss Meester, it looks like she is living pretty well.   I doubt she would get stopped by any Cambridge police officers – even if she ain’t no Harvard Professor.

I digress.   Look at these photos.   I think she must be trying to hide her love humps, AKA breastages.   Love the flat tummy, but the butt is a little wide.   She must be drinking too many of those Starbucks frappachinos.

Speaking of Gossip and Leighton, it is said she puts on one outrageous performance in her new video ” Good Girls gone Bad” .  Or maybe it should be naughty girls gone bad.

-Shaniqua Williams

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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Victoria Silvstedt is caught hanging at the beach in a super cute black bikini. Did you know this former playmate volunteered and won a fake orgasm contest at a local bar when she was 16 and won a TV? She later went home and told her mom she won it at a game of Bingo! Sounds like something I would say… or DO! Maybe she is imitating the same thing here. She is actually just hanging out with a bunch of nobodys. You would think with a body like that she would surround herself with prettier people to look at. Then again maybe she planned it like that. Being the one and only hottie on the beach is never a bad thing, all the attention is on her!

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Lindsay Lohan, sexy redhead sporting sexy red bikini.

Monday, July 13th, 2009
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I have one questions about Linsay Lohan.  How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties – if you know what I am saying.   Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.

You maybe wondering what a crow toe is.   Shaniqua will tell you.   It is the anorexic version of the camel toe.   Not laughing?  Next time you see a crow, check out its toes.  You will get it then.  Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini.  White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit.   Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle.  Ya heard?

-Shaniqua Williams

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Ali Landry lady in red

Monday, July 13th, 2009
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Hottie Alie Landry previous “Dorito’s Girl” is caught in a red bikini. She’s looking good as a mom! A beautiful smile matched with a beautiful body. We’ve all seen her display her rockin’ body on those Dorito commercials, made popular in 1998 and 1999 Superbowl commercials, so it should be no shock to see it here on the beach. At 5’8 and measurments of 36C-24-34, she has been listed as one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People (1998), FHM’s 100 sexiest women in the world (2000). As well as Playboy magazines babe of the month (2003). All these years later and she is still just as beautiful as we remember.

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Sophie Monk has NO junk in her trunk.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

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Ms Monk has no Junk in her trunk.

As you can see from these bikini  photos Sophie Monk has NO junk in her trunk.  This may be fine for skinny white girls like Miss Monk, who has rumors circulating on other blogs has a phat ass offer $$$ from Playboy.    Sophie starred in date movie and was even in an all girl pop band called Bardot. There is NO truth to rumor that Sophie Monk and her band performed songs written by  the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Good bye Michael.   RIP you will live on like Tupoac and Biggy. Luckily for me there are a lot of men who LOVE junk in the trunk!!  So Sophie keep your skinny ass away from my man!

– Shaniqua Williams

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