Oh hey, it’s the very lovely Brooke Hogan (the legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan’s daughter), looking buff as ever in a pink bikini. Brooke’s all over body tan looks so awesome and her belly button jewelry is cute. She’s very proud of the fact that she’s a daddy’s girl and when she took her father to see her barely there sculpture, people were very critical of her but I thought it was awesome. He’s her dad and she wanted to share it with her parent rather than hide it from them. I think that just goes to show how close of family they are and I say Kudos Brooke!

Ok, it’s time to pass the ball over to the very prompt, spunky and cheerful Jenny Bikini. Take care of yourselves and I’m off for another extra long weekend with Tony Fish. Maybe we’ll go back to Miami to meet those bikini dancers or maybe we might head out to Las Vegas were there party never stops!! I’ll let you guys know so you can live vicariously through The Lance Man!! Oh yeah!!!! PEACE!!!

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Hey all you celebrity in bikini lovers! It’s the awesome Lance Man back to get down and dirty with awesome pictures and hot gossip.

Let’s start this week off with a few pictures of Hulk Hogan’s daughter Brooke Hogan. Now don’t get me wrong, Brooke Hogan has a hot body! It’s like she works out every day. She has the body of a female wrestler which makes me a little afraid of Brooke.

Brooke can probably beat the crap out of any dude. She looks very strong and although her body is hot, there’s some a bit of masculinity that concerns me. She doesn’t look like a man by no means but those shoulders make me wonder.

But she’s fine so we’ll just ride with that……..

I have some bad news for you guys….I had to break it off with Barbie and Bambi. Yeah, those chicks were just too needy. They each texted me about 40 times per day and sent me all sorts of pictures. I spent my entire day texting them back and talking on the phone…..I need a woman/women who can give me my space. I told them we could still be friends but they cried their pretty little heads off and didn’t want to hear that. But oh well, they’ll get over it. I have bigger fish to fry. I have my eye on this brazilian model who’s in town visiting my buddy Tony Tiger (that’s his real name). I’ll keep you guys posted. In the meantime, I might have to put Barbie and Bambi on call block.

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It’s Jenny Bikini and it’s great to be back! Now, on the Celebrity Bikinis! Here’s a picture of celebrity daughter Brooke Hogan. She’s the daughter of wrestler Hulk Hogan. I really admire Brooke for standing her own ground and not trying to live in the shadow of her dad. She’s a total lady and seems to have a great head on her shoulders. She’s not a wild celebrity kid and we don’t hear about her getting smashed and trashed like other celebrity kids. I really like her body. You can tell she works out and that’s great. I wish I worked out more. I’d love to have a body like she does. Go Brooke!

Now a note to Lance Butts! Joey was a creep so give me my $20 or I will post your real picture on the net.

While on the set of her new music video, Brooke Hogan poses in her sexy blue bikini. She’s got some pretty big fun bags don’t you think? I hope her father doesn’t read this as I don’t want to get his big boot attached to my face. You would have to have some pretty big sized nads to try and date her! Still, Brooke Hogan has a pretty sweet looking body.

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