Oh wow, I’m so excited because Kelly Bensimon is Mr. Lance Butts most favorite cougar crush and I get to post pictures of her looking fabulous in a two piece white bikini on the beach in Miami with her family. I can just see the steam rising from his head now…ha!! She always looks her best and today was no exception. As she is known for sticking to a strenuous exercise routine, it comes as no surprise Kelly Bensimon is proud to show off the fruits of her labour. The 46-year-old was seen enjoying herself immensely. The former star of The Real Housewives of New York City displayed her toned body on the outing with daughter Sea Louise – who was born in 1998 – as the two even went for a ride on a jet ski. That’s so nice spending family time together. See Mr. Butts, she has a family and doesn’t need a bachelor like you sniffing around her. Wait another 10 yrs and you can maybe have a chance with her daughter but if she’s smart, she will pass! lol

One of the most impressive abs that I’ve ever seen is the flat tummy on Kelly Bensimon. Her stomach must have a hidden 12-pack. She always looks very svelte. Kelly says ‘I eat well and exercise daily!’. She says there’s ‘no secret’ to looking this good at age 45 as she showcases her bikini body in Florida. Uh oh bingo! 45 yrs of age gets her so much attention around here. I think she looks wonderful and it just goes to show that if you take care of your body, it will take care of you. Kelly Bensimon wears a red bikini like it’s her skin. I think she should do a workout tape and write a book. I will be one of the first in line to get them. Great going always Kelly!

It’s been so wonderful spending time with you this week my Celebrity Bikini Gossip hunnies. I hope that you’ve enjoyed this week’s celebrity bikini showcases because I have had so much pleasure hanging out with you all and am going to miss you terribly. Things around the office are kind of quite since the motley crew of Mr. Lance Butts and his friends have all moved in together. I guess they’re too tired from staying up all night long and by the time he gets into the office, he’s tuckered out. Yippee!! Ok, my lovelies, always remember to love yourself because JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!

Sporting extra toned abs that I would even wish for is super svelte Kelly Bensimon. For those who spent their Easters binging on chocolate bunnies, Kelly Bensimon is surely a thought-provoking sight. The reality star showed off the results of her hard work at the gym as she strutted along the beach in a leopard print bikini. The toned mother of two was enjoying a break in Naples, Florida, with daughters Sea Louise, 16, and Thaddeus Ann, 14 as well as her mother and father. Like wow! I’m a cougar fiend and she’s like cougar heaven. Hey Kelly, call me when you want to have a fling with a hot young stud to give you your groove back although from the looks of your body, you’ve never lost it. Hubba Hubba!

Kelly Bensimon takes her love of the gym too far as she displays her VERY hard body in a black bikini. She clearly works hard to maintain her figure. But it seems Kelly Bensimon may have taken her love of working out too far, judging by the incredibly hard body she displayed as she hit the beach in a black bikini on Sunday. The 45-year-old former Real Housewives Of New York City star showed off her chiselled abs and muscular arms as she strutted her stuff in the halterneck two-piece.

Kelly Bensimon takes her love of the gym too far as she displays her VERY hard body in a white bikini. She clearly works hard to maintain her figure. But it seems Kelly Bensimon may have taken her love of working out too far, judging by the incredibly hard body she displayed as she hit the beach in a white bikini on Sunday. The 45-year-old former Real Housewives Of New York City star showed off her chiselled abs and muscular arms as she strutted her stuff in the halterneck two-piece. Now this is what I call supreme Cougar-Goodness!! Call me Kelly!

Kelly Bensimon’s abs are always rock hard. It’s like she does crunches with boulders on top of her stomach. I don’t even have abs that rock hard. How does she do that? Kelly looks amazing in a stunning white bikini that brings out her full body tan. With her hair flying through the wind and that bright white smile, you have to admit that she’s one of the hottest cougars around. Call me!!

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With her cellie in hand, cougarish Kelly Bensimon looks stunning in a black string bikini. Kelly Bensimon’s not so secret secret to a fabulous body is lots of exercise. The former Real Housewives of New York star showed off her fabulously toned figure for a bikini shoot in Miami, Florida, on Saturday. Kelly, who is 44, was remarkably lean and trim from those shapely legs to the rock-hard abs that one could bounce a quarter off of.

If the Lance Man were going to date a cougar, she would have to look like Kelly Bensimon. Kelly’s body is totally fabulous! She’s like in super shape. Just look at those abs.

I mean, I like older women but I have this big ego so I tend to date women a few years younger than myself. Not to say that I wouldn’t date an older woman but if I did, then she would surely have to have a body and figure like Kelly Bensimon. Tall, slender and well kept. She really has to look awesome in a bikini just like Kelly does. So older ladies if you think you want to get with the Lance Man, at least you know what I like.

Ok, folks, it’s time to pass the reigns over to the cute and spunky Jenny Bikini. She’s so full of energy and everyone in the office loves her. I’m jealous at the amount of fan mail she gets but hey, it’s probably because she’s a girl. Anyways, stay true to yourselves and I’m going to keep my eye on on this Brittany and Tony Fish situation because I don’t want that girl back stalking me. I already have to exercise overtime to keep up with Barbie and Bambi and another girlfriend (especially one who is their younger sister) would drain a guy like me. So until next time…PEACE!

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Don’t you wish you had a body like Kelly Bensimon? She’s super slim and trim. I wonder how she does it. If you don’t know who she is Kelly Bensimon is an author, jewelry designer, former model, and former editor of Elle Accessories. She currently appears on Bravo The Real Housewives of New York City. I admire Kelly so much because she’s a woman that’s made a name for herself. In these pictures, she’s taking a walk with a male friend at the beach. She looks absolutely darling in her sexy black bikini. With a body like hers, I would really show it off with more elaborate swim wear but I’m sure she has some fabulous pieces in her closet. Keep up the wonderful work Kelly.

Darn, it’s that time again where we must part. I really look forward to sharing this time with you guys, honestly, I do. I’m happy to hear that Lance was able to get his life back on track. The entire office was in stitches that he married a total stranger but that’s Vegas for you. Have a great weekend everyone and guess what? I have a blind date!! Well it’s a double date with my friend Kara who has a boyfriend (Josh) that has a brother (Gerald) and they are setting me up with him. It’s set for Friday night and I’m so excited. I haven’t dated in about 7 months! Wish me luck!!!! Toodles!!! JB

Hey everybody! Welcome back to another wonderful week of hot celebrities in bikinis at Celebrity Bikini Gossip. This week I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of one of the The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. I really admire her figure. She maintains a tall and very slim frame which pretty much guarantees she can wear any kind of bikini she wants. I’m loving her multi-colored bikini and wonder which designer it is. She’s also a business woman so it’s not like she really needs a man to take care of her and I’m all for that. Girl power!

Ok my lovies, Jenny Bikini is out for now and and up next is Lance Butts! I’m still waiting for my $20. I think I’ll start charging interest.

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Oh hey, it’s The Real Housewives of New Yorker Kelly Bensimon. She’s super thin and I wonder if that’s a result of her natural body or if she’s starving herself. I like a woman with curves and I can’t seem to find any on her.

The bikini looks drabe and boring but I do like the color of her hair. That shade of red does wonders for her. She doesn’t look as old.

As for me hooking up with her, I think not. I don’t care how much money she has, I can’t be bought. Well it depends on how much she’s talking about.

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Here’s one of The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. She’s also listed on wiki as an author, jewelry designer and former editor of Elle Accessories.

With all that money, why can’t she buy herself some nice enhancements? She’s a little small up top and below for my taste but her pockets are fat which I can work with.

Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is out until Friday. I know you’ll miss me. Have a great week and here’s Jenny Bikini who I still owe $20 bucks but since she’s so nice, she’s gonna let me slide until next pay day, right Jenny?

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