Kate Upton is my hero. She’s a curvaceous supermodel and I love it. They’re always giving her such a hard time about her curves and I basically think she’s inspiring and very beautiful. We’re treating you to Kate posing in two different white bikinis. That’s a double dose of Kate Upton posing in beautiful bikinis that are probably flying off of the shelves now that she’s wearing them. Keep up the great work Kate and looking forward to seeing you in another movie soon, I hope!

Back by crazy popular demand and because we received so much feedback from her pictures posted on Wednesday are more pictures of the very lovely 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton! This time Kate is sporting curves in a black and a pink bikini. Again, my head is going back and forth and I dare not pick a favorite because I’m loving them both! Her bikini fashion is flawless and not only because she looks great in a bikini but because you can’t stop looking at her unless you tear your eyes away. Now that’s a true bikini model. Go Kate!!

So..dudes and dudettes, I suppose Jenny Bikini is sipping champagne on her cruise with her fiance and I’m happy for her. No worries, yes, I’m single and I think it’s better this way. I get into far much trouble whenever I have a girlfriend. So me, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to hang out this weekend to show Pauly what Florida girls have to offer. We’re really stressing our motto to him to NOT bring home any strays. No exceptions!! Ok, have a great weekend and get ready for a spunky Jenny Bikini on Monday!! PEACE!!

Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the wonderful Mr. Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We added a new buddy and we call him Pauly Meathead. Pauly is Vinnie’s cousin who just moved to Florida from Brooklyn, NY. He’s fun and he’s promised to introduce us to his sister’s girlfriends who from the looks of his sister, must be hot! I have an update for you guys and sad to say that I broke up with Dr. Bikini. She was too clingy. Always texting and calling me. I roam better with my buddies. Yeah, I’m a heart breaker and they should know to stay away from me. So….anyways…

Starting out right because The Lance Man loves his fans are smoking hot pictures of 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton. We’re lucky enough to see her model two different swimsuits and I can’t stop staring. My head is going back and from from the white bikini to the black bikini. I can’t make up my mind. Can you? Kate is looking extra hot in these pictures and BOO to those who are saying that she needs to lose weight. She’s just fine. I like curves. Kate stay like you are. Don’t listen to those who want to make you a Stepford Model Clone! Isn’t she hot?

Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the super fantasic Mr. Lance Man ready to wow you with more pictures of the very lovely Kate Upton. This time she’s “wowing” us with two more bikinis that her curves are pouring into. I’m loving the pink and blue polka dot bikini on the left that is screaming hot hot hot! Kate shines brightly in a pretty pink and white bikini that shows you just why she’s one of the most popular supermodels in the world. We’re big fans of yours Kate!!

Wow, time passes so fast when you’re having fun. Happy Friday and have a cool weekend. I plan on spending it with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. They were kinda getting jealous that I was spending so much time with my girlfriend the Dr. Bikini Doctor. All I know is no matter what we do this weekend, I need to be a good boy! I think I can do that. Who am I kidding!! Talk soon!! PEACE!

Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, I know you’ve missed The Lance Man and I’m back to spoil you with the hottest celebrities in their sexiest bikinis!! I’m back from a spectacular weekend with my new girlfriend Dr. Bikini Doctor. She’s awesome. There is something about older women that I like. Maybe it’s because they are more secure about themselves and can get super frisky too. Oh well, eat your hearts out.

Let’s welcome back to CBG the very stunning supermodel Kate Upton who is gracing us with two different bikinis this time. The photo on the left shows her posing hot in an all black bikini with delicate chains on the side. The awesome picture on the right shows Kate Upton wearing a sensational pink and yellow bikini that really compliments the highlights of her blonde locks. I just so happen to think that Kate looks fabulous in anything. It’s always a pleasure Kate. Keep them coming.

Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass this over to Miss Jenny Bikini. Until next time, don’t party too hearty and never bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

Hey Hey Hey and Hey!! Yes, it’s your #1 man, the Lance Man back from a wild weekend in Miami with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagna. It was super out of control just like we love it. We didn’t bring home any strays but I did meet a very interesting lady who caught my interest. She’s a doctor (Surgeon!) but you wouldn’t know it by the looks of her hot bod in a bikini!! Let’s just say, she’s coming up to visit.

Alright let’s get this party started with these mind blowing pictures of supermodel Kate Upton in a bikini photo shoot. She’ll always tickle my fancy. Does she know how hot she looks in her bikinis? I’m totally loving the way they’ve incorporated the knee high tube socks. Very cool. She’s totally flawless and it’s very great to see her anytime.

Back by popular demand is another hot gallery of Kate Upton posing in a sexy bikini. This time she looks totally fabulous in a white bikini that shows off her super slender figure. I bet she doesn’t even have to train or do any exercise because she’s just that perfect.

Her smile is so infectious and you can’t help but stop what you’re doing and stare, at least that’s the way it is for me. Guys go crazy over her pictures and of course you can see why!!!

Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, it’s the Lance Man her to rock your world with the hottest celebrities and supermodels in sexy bikinis!!! Yes! My weekend was wonderful and I’ll fill you in after we get down to business with these photos of my favorite supermodel in the world!!!!

Kate Upton looks totally hot in a blue and white bunny bathing suit with yellow bows. You have to admit that she’s stunning. Anytime we can catch pictures of her, we grab them right away. Even my boss goes crazy over her in a bikini. Keep up the great work Kate, I’m your #1 fan.

Ok, yeah, my weekend was awesome!! Lola (the girl I met in Cancun, Mexico) came up to visit me and we had a great time. I showed her some of the local sights. She was fun and wasn’t clingy or tripping out when it was time for her to leave and go back home. She’s coming back this weekend and this time she’s bringing a girlfriend for my buddy Tony Fish! So it’ll be like a double date thing. So far so good!!

Kate Upton is my brand new crush! Who’s Kate Upton? Well she’s new to our Celebrity Bikini Gossip family and we’re glad to showcase her lovely photos. Kate Upton is an American model known for her appearance in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for which she was named “Rookie of the Year”. She deserves the title because she is awesome.

Her face is very fresh and natural looking. She’s not all caked up with makeup. That smile could launch a thousand ships and could bring a nation down to their knees. I bet she’s a really nice person too.

I’m sure we’ll show many more pictures of Kate Upton’s bikini body so keep your eyes open.

Have a great weekend everyone!! I’m still shocked that I’m a free man and I want to thank all of the lovely women for sending in notes and pictures of themselves but I’m concentrating on my career right now. Not sure if I’m ready to date yet but when I’m ready, I will be sure to consider your offers.