Lady Victoria Hervey can do no wrong in this mixed and matched green bikini top and cream bikini bottom beachside. Her figure is flawless. She knows just how to accessorize with a beautiful necklace and lovely bracelets draping over her slender figure. Her body would beat the average 25 year old body at her age of 37 yrs old. She’s the perfect cougar for me and I wish she would call me.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to rush you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini because she gets so anxious about reporting and communicating with our readers. She really adores you all. As for me, I’m a free spirit. I like you all because I’m a dude and I’m not gonna say that I love you all because some of you are dudes. Ha!! Anyways, not sure what my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to do this weekend. Maybe I will call up Joseline and see if she wants to come up and visit from Mexico. If that happens then she will need to bring along 3 of her friends to keep my buddies busy or they will keep bothering me while I’m trying to get my groove on. Don’t worry, I will keep you posted. So until next time. PEACE!

She may be in Miami ostensibly to attend the Art Basel show, but socialite-turned-actor Lady Victoria Hervey is also using her time in the sunny American city to top up her tan and parade her slew of itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis. Wearing a skimpy grey bikini over the weekend she teamed the look with some costume jewellery and, of course, a pair of ubiquitous designer sunglasses. Her figure, at the age of 37, would be the envy of someone half her age, though having a killer tan to make it glow even more doesn’t hurt either.

Oh yeah, hey hey hey!!! It’s me the one and only Mr. Lance Man back from a boss weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne. Vinnie wants a job here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip but my boss turned him down because he’s too lazy. He doesn’t want to get up before noon and he has to eat a big plate of sausage and spaghetti before he does anything. My boss says he can’t afford that. Oh well Vinnie looks like you’ll have to stay living at home. Don’t worry buddy, we’ll help you find something that’s suited for you!! Until then just hang out with me and the rest of the boys! We love you dude!

Alright, as some of you already know, I’m a freak for cougars and I happen to currently have a crush on Lady Victoria Hervey right now. Who is she? Well, she’s a 37 yr old English model, socialite, aristocrat, and former “It girl”. Her blood line is very royal but all I care about is that she’s rich and older than me. In these pictures, Lady Victoria Hervey wows Miami in her sexy itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini while working on her autobiography. Her figure, at the age of 37, would be the envy of someone half her age, though having a killer tan to make it glow even more doesn’t hurt either.