Happy 4th of July! I’m proud to be an American and hope you’re having a great holiday. You can never crash too many BBQ’s so have fun! That’s what me and my buddies plan on doing.

When I heard that Jessica Biel got back together with Justin Timberlake, my heart broke. I was so wishing that she would notice me but that didn’t happen. They’re not married yet so I can still hope.

Anyway, Jessica looks outstanding in an O’Neill rash vest and rustic colored bikini bottoms. She doesn’t need to cover anything up and you can tell she takes pride in her figure. Jessica recently professed in ELLE Magazine that it takes lots of sacrifice to keep a body like hers. So that means not much partying and more beauty rest.

Jessica is in Puerto Rico with JT while he’s wrapping up his new movie. Look for Jessica in a new Alfred Hitchcock biopic that she’s currently filming and is due out very soon. I can’t wait.

Hey hey hey!!! It’s the Lance Man back to move and groove you with awesome pictures of hot celebrities in sexy bikinis!! Life is wonderful. I feel like I’m floating on clouds in my new relationship and I’ll give you all of the juicy updates below.

Right now, let’s welcome the newly single Jessica Biel to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. She recently just broke up with Justin Timberlake and I’m so happy!! It’s about time this beautiful woman was on the market again! I always thought she was too beautiful for that dude and he couldn’t handle a total babe like her. Don’t worry Jessica, the Lance Man has a hard shoulder for you to cry on whenever you need. She’s a total babe and I’ve watched the movie “The A-Team” like 10 times just to see her scenes. I love you Jessica!!

Ok, my relationship with Gail is still going strong. As a matter of fact we broke the news to my mom this weekend and she gave us her blessing. I kind of think it was a fake blessing because she didn’t smile when she said it but nonetheless it was a blessing. Of course, my mom wants to see her boy with a young woman with a chance of giving her grandchildren because Gail can’t have kids but I’m happy with my sugar momma! Life is great!!