Hey Hey Hey oh yes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend in Mexico with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I have some bad news to report. It looks like Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne brought home strays!!! No No No!! They seemed to pick up these two senioritas who wouldn’t stop stalking us and following us around the next day. See what I mean. They even said they were going to find out where we lived in Florida and come and live with us and kill any wives that we already had. Well I don’t have a wife and I just played like I was gay although that hardly worked. Oh man what are we going to do!!

Anyways, to cheer the guys up, I’m posting some pictures of their favorite crazy housewife on TV Eva Longoria wearing a delightful pink bikini while walking along the beach. Eva was happy to let it all hang out as she relaxed on the beach wearing a neon orange bikini and was clearly keen to make the most of her short trip to Puerto Rico. She relaxed on a sunlounger, swam in the sea, and took a stroll along the picture perfect white sands. The actress, whose show Desperate Housewives was cancelled last year, took plenty of time to slather herself in tanning oil, paying particular attention to her legs as she reclined in the sun. Very nice.

Enjoying the single life is Eva Longoria having fun paddleboarding following her split from Eduardo Cruz. The Desperate Housewives star wowed on-lookers in skimpy white bikini bottoms and a wetsuit top. The 37-year-old appeared as though she was having a great time and kept smiling as she made her way into the water in Los Angeles. Eva kept her dark brunette hair off her face by tying it into a high ponytail and showed no fear balancing on the board. Eva wasn’t just doing the sport for fun – she was also filming for her new matchmaking TV show Ready for Love. Keep your head up Eva and looking forward to seeing you in more awesome bikinis.

Hey everyone!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here! I’m back and so happy to be gossiping and sharing pictures of hot celebs in sexy bikinis. I’ve missed you all so very much and have some nice surprises for you. Let’s start out with our favorite Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria. Doesn’t she look awesome in her bikini. She’s one of my favorite actresses because she comes across very real. I love her character on the show. She keeps things interesting and it’s like you’re watching her real life, she makes it seem so believable. Keep up the great work Eva, I’m one of your #1 fans.

Well shooting for Desperate Housewives is done for a few months so it looks like the beautiful Eva Longoria is hitting the beach to work on her tan. She is in a sexy little striped bikini and enjoying the time she has to be with her husband during their busy lives, they are getting ready to do a little boating today and I must say even for a woman in her mid 30’s she is keeping her figure in check. After watching her on TV every Sunday its good to see that her body looks just as good as they make it out to be on the show. I don’t know about Gabby and Carlos but Eva and Tony seem very happy doing some shopping together, he is one lucky guy.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin