Archive for July, 2010

Marcia Brazil Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 9th, 2010
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Check out these smoking hot photos Marcia Brazil posing in a pink bikini from TeenyB’s Oasis Line. It’s true, Brazilian bikinis do look good on Brazilian bombshells. Marcia Brazil is a reality star from VH1’s Rock of Love 3 and Charm School 3. She was always the wild and sexy party girl that loved to have a good time. She was definitely one of my favorite characters from both those shows. I’m glad to see her still out and about and from the looks of it, modeling and showing off those fantastic curves. Can’t wait to see what she comes out with next. Hopefully it will feature her in another TeenyB Bikini. So Hot!

Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 9th, 2010
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Well lookie here, it’s Playboy Model and Playmate and half of a twin – Karissa Shannon looking quite lovely and showing her patriotism for her country. I have to admit that I’m smitten with this young beauty. She’s 20 years old and that’s such a precious age to be. Her sister Kristina looks just like her so having both of them, I know made Mr. Heffner one of the happinest men on earth.

What I wouldn’t give for just 5 minutes along with her and that’s not because I’m a minute man but because that’s all I need to make her mine. I’ll throw on the Lance Man charm and she won’t resist me because I’ll have her under my spell. NO woman can resist my charms.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 8th, 2010
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Yes, it’s the Lance Man and I’m back to thrill you with the hottest Celebrities in Bikinis! It’s been a slow week so no stories about how I was hanging out with a hot model. I’m moving to a new Condo so I spent most of my week doing that. But….the GOOD NEWS is that the condo place resides lots of up and coming young actresses and models so I’ll be surrounded DAILY by these hot babes. I’m in heaven. So you will hear tons of steamy stories coming up. I plan on being a very friendly neighbor.

So…let’s get started with this hot picture of cute model Kelly Brook wearing a sexy red and white tiger print bikini. At 30 years old, she looks quite in shape. She kind of looks like Julia Roberts in this picture because of the dimples but it’s really Kelly Brook. She comes from England and is a really big star over here but we know her for her swimsuit modeling and fashion designing. She’s pretty hot and I’m loving those enhancements…..Next…

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Jwoww Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010
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Oh wow, it’s Jwoww from the MTV reality tv show – Jersey Shore which is currently filming in Miami, Florida. I like Jwoww but I really like Snookie with her hair up in a bun and smart remarks. Well the latest gossip about her is that she’s being sued by some lady who she got a fight into with at a bar. The lady doesn’t want the fight aired on MTV and of course, that’s not gonna happen. MTV lives for this type of drama. I can’t wait to find out if they are going to air the footage or not, so let’s stay tuned. Anywho…she looks really cute in her bikini and I can’t wait to see the Jersey Shore in Miami!!

Well, it’s time for me to head out and before I go, I want to apologize to Lance Butts for the negative comments that I make about him. I just want to tell him that I’m sorry for….for not telling the truth sooner about how cheap he is. This dude is so cheap, for his mother’s birthday, he re-wraps and gives her back the present she gave to him for his. Please don’t date him. Ok, everyone have a great week!!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Elisabeth Canalis Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
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Hey check out Elisabeth Canalis (pictured on the black shorts) and her friend hanging out on a boat. Don’t know who’s boat it is but maybe it’s her boyfriend’s boat – George Clooney. I hear that her acting career is really taking off and it’s really because she’s a good actress and I like that. I don’t like it when girlfriends get jobs because they’re dating someone famous and they can’t act at all. As for George, rumor is that this might be the one that he finally settles down with. I don’t know about that but George will always be mine in my heart and secretly he probably knows that which is why he remains single. If he were to marry anybody, then I would allow it to be Elisabeth. Another question is why is Elisabeth holding her hand over her mouth? I guess it doesn’t smell too fresh over there at the marina. lol

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 5th, 2010
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Welcome back everyone to Celebrity Bikini Gossip where all we do is gossip about celebrities in bikinis!!! My name is Jenny Bikini and I’d like to welcome you to our site. Today I wanted to impress you with these pictures of American actress Selena Gomez in a beautiful pastel colored blue bikini. I’m extremely proud of her because she’s not going around acting really loose and unlady like that other young teen stars seem to be falling into and I won’t mention their names but they know who they are. She seems really smart and knows that she has plenty of time to act like a sex-pot and flaunt herself all around. I honestly hope she stays on the right path and her career will eventually soar to great heights. Good luck Selena.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

AnnaLynne McCord and Friend Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 2nd, 2010
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Hey it’s more of AnnaLynne McCord and this time she’s hanging out with a cute friend. I think she’s so hot that she could hold her own with her own tv show of her as a spy or something because she has what it takes.

First it takes a hot body and she has that. Then it takes a cute face. You don’t have to be fine but at least cute. Then it takes likeability and people do like her. It’s not like her last name is Lohan or anything like that, so she’s not box office poison.

Yeah folks, it’s time for me to jet but let me first say about what Miss (and you wonder why she’s a Miss and not a Mrs) Jenny Bikini said about the $50 bill that she claims I didn’t want to break. Get your story straight missy…it’s because the lunch boy DIDN’T HAVE CHANGE for a $50 which is why I asked everyone for a dollar. Ok! I’m out….PEACE!

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Rima Fahik Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 1st, 2010
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There she is….Miss America!!! I love saying that.

Yeah, here’s sexy Miss America Rima Fahik looking delicious in a yellow bikini. This girl is so fine, I do believe she just may win Miss Universe this year. She’s extremely popular and people like her all over. I saw a video of her and she’s not stupid and bubbly head like the most of them are.

I really like her and I heard she had a boyfriend so I’m not gonna try to touch that but it’s not like she’s married or anything. All I can say is hubba hubba!!!

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