Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah, you know it’s the Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend in Cancun, Mexico with my buddy Tony Fish!! I’ll tell you all about the wild weekend we had right after welcoming back the beautiful Rachel Bilson.
Rachel is very popular on CBG and we want to welcome her back again looking awesome in a burgundy and purple bikini strolling along the beach. Rachel’s new acting gig is on a TV show called “Hart of Dixie” so look for it. She’s a cool actress and we love it when she’s out and about in a bikini.
Ok, my weekend was awesome. We met lots of girls but we didn’t bring home any strays! Aren’t you proud of us? I did meet this one girl naked Lola who was super hot and she’s going to come and visit me. She’s like a cross between Penelope Cruz and Eva Mendez. Really hot! I can’t wait.