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She’s free and single!! Oh how I’ve waited so long for this day! Here’s pop sensation Katy Perry gracing our pages as a Miss. She’s technically still a Mrs. because her divorce hasn’t gone through yet but that never stopped me! Katy looks great in a grey bikini. She’s extremely well endowed and that’s one of the things that I like about her so much!!! Right now the word is that Katy is hanging out with her bestie Rhianna who is consoling her. Oh Katy, I can console you!
Hey Hey Hey!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful New Year celebration and I’m so looking forward to sharing this new year with you!!! So let’s get down to business with these awesome pictures of supermodel Elle MacPherson sporting a lovely burgundy bikini. Guys are still going crazy over her and you can see why. She’s flawless and really knows how to wear a bikini. I’ve always had a crush on her.
Sitting pretty and always beautiful is model Victoria Silvstedt. She’s always her own news where ever she goes and that’s such a delight because the guys in our office really go crazy whenever her name is mentioned at all. In these photos she’s wearing a mauved colored bikini that compliments all of her assets. She has true awesome bikini style.
Ok, my wonderful babies. It’s time to pass this over to Mr. Lance Butts!! Take care of yourselves and Happy New Year Again!! Smooches!! Tooches!!! JB
A true businesswman is the very lovely Kimora Lee Simsons. Right now I bet that she has even more money than her husband Russell Simons, Kimora is a part of so many different facets of entertainment and clothing business that it would make your head spin. In these pictures, she’s wearing a colorful blue and grey halter bikini top and having lots of fun splashing around. With that much money, I can see why you’re smiling so brightly!! Keep up the great work!!
Happy New Year all of my wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip Babies!! If you’re reading this then that means you were able to get home safe and sound and is what is important. I hope that you have fun because Gerald and I did. We had a low-key New Year where we just make popcorn and snuggled up in front of the TV and laughed at some of the things. It was awesome. I have a feeling that the 2012 is going to spectacular!!!!! I hope that all of your resolutions come true!
Well, it looks like we have a really nice new gallery of Miley Cyrus wearing an orange bandeau bikini soaking sun up at the beach. Of course she looks absolutely adorable in it. It even looks like she’s growing taller! Now wouldn’t that be something. It’s good to see that the press has given her a break and now she can life her and make decisions that she’s happy to live with. Keep up the awesome work Miley!!
Oh wow here is my favorite crush Maria Menounos walking along the beach in a fabulous blue bikini. Isn’t she wonderful. She’s stunning and always looks like the first time I saws her on MTV. She seems to alawys carry a great smile on her face which is so uplifting. She’s the kind of girl that I’d like to hang out with in person although others may disagree with that.
Anyways, it’s time to rest up for this crazy holiday New Year weekend so I’ll just stay at home with Tony and Vinnie and rent our favorite movies (Scarface, The Goodfellas and The Hangover I and II if we can get it!) So until then, party hard but don’t bring home any strays!
Happy New Year!!!! Hey Hey Hey, it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne!!! Lots of guys want to be us and I can’t blame them because we do lead pretty adventurous lives. I mean, I have celeb dudes calling me up every weekend asking where we are headed so they’ll be there be to because they know we attract ALL over the lovely ladies!! This New Year is one to remember!! I hope your was as well.
Ok, let’s get started with these awesome pictures of Rita Rusic hanging around in a swirly type of halter top and matching bottom. She looks really great for her age and her bikini style is always on point. Keep up the great work Rita.