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I just love it when I get to post pictures of supermodels instead of Mr. Lance Butts. This time, I lucked out again with these lovely pictures of supermodel Candice Swanepoel on the beach playing a friendly game of paddle ball while wearing a super lovely black bikini and silk coverup. She’s so slender and I wonder how she stays that way all of the time? Some girls just have great figures and are skinny for life. Lucky woman! Sorry Lance, better luck next time.
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Hello my wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s Jenny Bikini back from a long weekend with my fiance Gerald. We’re so in love and I’m so happy!! I wish everyone in the world could as happy as I am. Ok, let’s welcome for the first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip, the very beautiful Ali Fedotowski who was the Bachelorette. She ended up with that cute Roberto but since then they’ve broken up and I was so sad to hear that because they looked like a very happy couple. Here Ali is looking totally pretty in a pastel striped bikini that shows off her super flat abs which I would kill for. Keep up the great work Ali and you will find love just. Look at me, I did.
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, I know you’ve missed The Lance Man and I’m back to spoil you with the hottest celebrities in their sexiest bikinis!! I’m back from a spectacular weekend with my new girlfriend Dr. Bikini Doctor. She’s awesome. There is something about older women that I like. Maybe it’s because they are more secure about themselves and can get super frisky too. Oh well, eat your hearts out.
Let’s welcome back to CBG the very stunning supermodel Kate Upton who is gracing us with two different bikinis this time. The photo on the left shows her posing hot in an all black bikini with delicate chains on the side. The awesome picture on the right shows Kate Upton wearing a sensational pink and yellow bikini that really compliments the highlights of her blonde locks. I just so happen to think that Kate looks fabulous in anything. It’s always a pleasure Kate. Keep them coming.
Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass this over to Miss Jenny Bikini. Until next time, don’t party too hearty and never bring home any strays!! PEACE!!
Sure, I’m a little scorched because I didn’t get to post pictures of the Victoria Secrets model, but that’s ok because I get to present these lovely pictures of Leilani Dowding walking around on a beach in a very dangerous and striking colorful bikini that fits her to a T. She’s very beautiful with super flat abs, flawless thighs and a smile that could melt your heart. My buddy Vinnie Lasagne is in love with her.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, have a great weekend and don’t do anything that I would even think about doing. Stay safe and see you soon!!
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the mind blowing Mr. Lance Man back from a fabulous all expenses paid weekend with my new girlfriend who is a doctor! Don’t hate me because I can pull them in. I call her the Bikini Doctor because when I met her she was wearing a bikini and looks great!!
Ok, let’s get this party started with more pictures of your favorite up and coming Hollywood starlet Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini slip. I never thought I would see anything like this. My dreams have come true. Looks like Vanessa had a bikini mishap and you won’t get any complaints from me. 🙂 Nice bikini!
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Vienna Girardi looks fabulous in an all blue bikini. You remember Vienna from the popular TV shows “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelor Pad”. Well turns out that she recently broke up with her boyfriend Kasey and that came as a surprise because they looked cute together. In these pictures it looks like Vienna isn’t wasting any time at home crying about the breakup. She’s out and about and looking fabulous. Loving the cute tattoo on her hip. I like Vienna and hope to see more of her dramatic personality on TV.
Alright, my babies, it’s time to turn this over to Mr. Lance Butts who is supposedly dating some Dr. Bikini Doctor (that’s what he calls her) and it’s probably just for a minute because he’s never serious about any girl. Until next time, please take care of yourself and remember that Jenny Bikini Loves You!! Toodles!! Smooches!! JB
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