Hey Hey Hey!! Oh you know it’s the super handsome Mr. Lance Butts back from a great weekend hanging with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We stayed close to home this weekend and frolicked with the babes on the local beach. It was fun although I’m not a sand person. I just like looking at the bikinis walk by. Tony Fish met some psycho-stalker chick who followed us around the entire day. She said she liked his muscles. Hey, I’ve got muscles too. Anyways, Tony took her number. We told him not to but sometimes a dude has to learn the hard way.
Alrighty! Let’s start this party out right with generous peeks of Avril Lavigne sporting a green and black patterned string bikini. I didn’t know she had a tattoo of a star on her hip. Interesting… She’s drenched after taking a dip in the ocean with friends. Hanging out on a boat, Avril tried to cover up with a towel so the paparazzi wouldn’t go too crazy on her. It’s her first time on CBG so lets give her a warm welcome.