Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s me, the most freaking awesome Mr. Lance Man back from a restful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. All we basically did was just hang out locally which is can be very interesting. No we didn’t bring home any strays although Vinnie came close with some girl named “Hot Hanna”. She wasn’t so hot so we were wondering where she got her name from. lol
Ok, let’s start out with some pictures of up and coming Hollywood starlet Rumer Willis. She looks rather cute in a white patterned bikini, don’t you think? You know her famous parents are Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. She looks more like Bruce than Demi to me. Lately Rumer has been sporting skimpy bikinis to showcase her slim figure. Rumer is a Hollywood brat and I’ve never dated one of those but would like to. I’d let her pay for everything though.