Hey Hey Hey!!!! Oh yeah, you know it’s me the most wonderful, spectacular, terrific and fabulous Mr. Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buddies!! Have you caught the MTV show “Buckwild”? That’s our favorite show and we plan on renting a cabin in the West Virginia hills this coming weekend to sample some country living. I love getting wild with my buddies so if you happen to live in those parts of the woods, come on by and hang out with us!!
Alright, starting off the week just right is beautiful Tamara Ecclestone looking totally hot in a like an almost sheer-knit grey bikini. Wow! What a figure on her. I’m loving her all over body tan that that bright smile. She’s cougar material and just my type. Hey Tamara, if you’re looking for a hot young guy to escort you around, just look me up. I don’t care if you’re married or have a boyfriend, I’m just looking for a rich sugar momma!