She recently underwent a beauty makeover, and Tulisa Contostavlos was certainly looking mint on another day by the beach in Ibiza. The singer wore a pale green bikini on day eight of her partying holiday, as she, Chelsee Healey and her friends enjoyed a boat ride and a dip in the blue waters of the Mediterranean. Tulisa’s bikini was a halterneck style but the strap could be detached to make it a a bandeau and reduce the amount of tan lines. This exotic beauty is totally stunning and my buddy, Vinnie Lasagne, has the biggest crush on her. Me too!
Ok, Dudes and Dudettes, it’s time to pass the buck over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always beaming about her marriage. I don’t want to get married. I just like dating older ladies. That makes me happy and what’s wrong with that. I’m just a cool dude and all the ladies love me. I can live with that! Ok, until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!