Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah!!! It’s me the dynamic, fantastic, super handsome and divine Mr. Lance Man back from a cool weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We hung out with Pauly’s cousin – Tommy the Junk – don’t ask me why he’s named that. He has a boat and fast cars and that’s all I care about. Tommy’s married but his wife is really cool and she let him take us out on his private yacht with a bunch of pretty babes along for the ride. Now that’s the kind of wife I want. Once who knows that it’s all just for fun and I’m going to come home to her. If you know anybody like that and she’s rich, please point her in my direction.
Ok, let’s start off this week with one of my favorite Victoria Secret Angels – Alessandra Ambrosio. I tell you that woman looks great in anything she puts on. In these pics she’s wearing a black bikini and looking quite slender I may add. All eyes are meant to be on the art this week in Miami, but Alessandra Ambrosio quickly changed that. The 32-year-old showed exactly why she is Victoria’s Secret’s top Angel, hitting the beach in a barely there bikini. While the model’s aim was to cool down, she made more than a few temperatures rise as she frolicked in the light blue ocean.