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Sporting a lovely blue and green bikini on a beach in Barbados is Nina Agdal looking darling. She’s the girlfriend of The Wanted’s Max George who is the lead singer. The guys are looking over my shoulder as I make this post and they keep asking how in the world did he land a girl like her? Well maybe he’s a nice guy with manners, unlike Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew who look at all women like they’re pieces of meat.
Hello my super delightful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! I’ve missed you terribly as usual and also want to spoil you with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebs wearing sexy bikinis!! It’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini back to cradle you in my arms with hot bikini photos. I hope that you’re enjoying this holiday season and are having fun shopping for Christmas. I like to make gifts for my friends and family members by hand to show just how much I care. Spending money is ok but it’s just not personable to me. So I’ve been knitting and quilting and creating scrap books with my own two little hands. The only problem is I don’t know what to get for my hubby. He says that having me as his wife is enough which is so sweet! I’ll think of something!
Now, let’s get get started with even more pictures of Victoria Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel posing in a lovely cream floral print bikini. I’m loving the halter top and the way that she strikes stunning poses in it. She really knows how to make the camera love her.
Candice Swanepoel shows off her desirable curves in a delightful pastel green bikini while her long blonde hair flows freely in the wind. Her blue eyes are deeply penetrating and mysterious at the same time. All supermodels look so hot when they pout their lips out like she’s doing. She’s one of the highest paid and most in demand supermodels all over the world and you can see why. Yeah, sure, I’d date her mom too if she’s single. At least you know someone in their family has money. I’m such a brut..yeah, but you still gotta love me.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to the prim and proper Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is perfect in every way. Her wedding anniversary is coming up soon but I hope she doesn’t expect me to get her a present. I’m broke and live check to check. Anyways, I’m surprised it lasted this long because she’s demanding and sometimes too sweet but her husband is just like her “perky perky perky” so they’re a match made in heaven. So…I’m not sure what my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to do this weekend but I’m sure it’s going to involve the cops. (just kidding)…so…just remember to never bring home any strays..especially during this holiday season because you’ll never get rid of them. PEACE!!!
Nina Agdal sure knows how to warm up a rare cold Californian day. The 21-year-old bought her own brand of sunshine as she braved the elements to shoot a campaign for an accessories line while wearing a sexy pink bikini on Friday.
The Danish stunner was ever the professional as she had to strip down to the barely-there garments on a Los Angeles beach. Her boyfriend is George from the pop-group “The Wanted” and again, how did he land a babe like her? Do I need to rent out a guitar and take some singing lessons to land a supermodel?
Back by popular demand are vivacious and vivid pictures of supermodel Behati Prinsloo posing in a green and blue bikini on a photo shoot in St. Barts. All I can say is “How in the world did Adam Levine” land her? She’s too high class and stunning to go out with a dude like him. She’s more my type. Although I would probably like to date her mom too if her mom is single. I’m into cougars and if Behati is that beautiful, then you know that her mom is even more hot.
Candice Swanepoel puts her incredible figure on display in skimpy coral two-piece for beachside Victoria’s Secret shoot. Candice Swanepoel has been named cover model of Victoria’s Secret’s highly-esteemed swimsuit catalogue. The 25-year-old ‘Angel’ proved why as she assumed a few provocative poses on a beach in St Bart’s on Friday during the latest photo shoot for the lingerie company. She was wearing the coral two-piece set from next season’s swimsuit collection, a hue that showed off her golden tan to perfection.
Hey Hey Hey! Oh yeah, it’s the most fantastic Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy Thanksgiving holiday with great friends and family members. I ate so much that I passed out to sleep during eating my third plate. By that time the turkey sleep had overcome me and I couldn’t take it anymore. I hope that you enjoyed yourself too.
Alright, I’m thinking that Christmas has come early because I get to post pictures of the hottest babes in bikinis this week. I did a double take when my boss told me who I would get to talk about. I’m so happy! First up is the beautiful Behati Prinsloo. She’s Adam Levine’s fiance but that doesn’t stop us guys from staring her down in this lovely pink and yellow trimmed bikini. Very nice fashion. There is more to come from this stunning beauty while she’s on a photo shoot in St. Barts. This is only the beginning so guys, get out your drooling bibs.