Hey Hey Hey it’s me the most delightful, delicious, decadent and darling Mr. Lance Man back from a crazy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds! We always manage to find something super fun and exciting to do on our time off. Well it’s really my time off because none of them have jobs. I don’t know how they support themselves but I think parents have lots to do with it. Oh well, anyways…remember that girl Joseline that I met in Mexico? Well she’s dumpsville…the girl was a fanatic and a stalker. Well they eventually all turn into stalkers once they really get into me. I have that affect on women. She would call my phone all times of the day and night and sometimes wouldn’t say anything but just breath heavily. Now that’s freaky. So I told her it wasn’t going to work long distance. She cried and normally I don’t like to see women cry but at this point, I was just happy to get away alive. Tony wanted to date her but I talked him out of it. He’s too fragile. So, Mr. Lance Man is back on the prowl. Not that I ever really left it.
Ok dudes and dudettes love is in the air! Joanna Krupa reveals new heart tattoo on her back as she frolics in bikini with husband Romain Zago (not pictured because we don’t wanna see him). The reality star has paid tribute to the love of her life with a new tattoo inked on her back in the shape of a small red heart. It is unclear whether the tattoo is permanent or not. She looks hot in a pink bandeau bikini top and blue jean shorts just hanging out around the house. He’s a lucky dude and I’m so anxious to know how long it’s going to last.