Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah it’s the hottest and coolest Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds! So yeah, we’re hanging out at this club in Orlando, Florida and I meet the most beautiful woman and she says her name is Misha. She’s part Asian/Italian/Greek so you know she’s hot right? Well turns out that Misha was a guy! I normally can figure out that sort of thing but not this time. Oh well, I eventually would have figured it out because she/he had the biggest adam’s apple I’d ever seen. Still a nice person and glad that she/he was up front and honest before I gave her/him my number. Oh well, better luck next time. Vinnie still doesn’t know. lol
Ok, let’s start this week off with hot pictures of reality TV star Audrina Patridge out and about beachside wearing a lovely pink bikini top and black bikini bottoms. In one photo her hair is wet and pulled back and in the other photo her hair is flowing freely so there must have been some time lapse in between the pictures. Hopefully she’s working on a new show because she’s one of the few that I actually thought had some talent outside of just sitting around and talking about doing her nails.