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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pictures

Monday, October 7th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the one and only Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome week with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Fish. I love my buds!! If you don’t have your buds then you don’t have anything. We hung out at the Trump Casinos and it was a fun time. I’m not much of a gambler so I didn’t lose big. Pauly lost big but was able to recoup some of his loss back. I only go to meet the cougar babes.

Alright, speaking of cougar babes, here’s semi-cougar Gretchen Rossi – who is reported to have been axed from the upcoming season of Real Housewives Of Orange County – gallivanted in the turquoise waters of the Bahamas on Saturday, showing off her picturesque bikini body. The 34-year-old Real Housewives of Orange County star displayed her slim figure in a black triangle bikini and chic floppy hat to match. She’s looking really nice.

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Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictres

Friday, September 27th, 2013
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Now if there is one babe that I would consider dating would probably be Farrah Abraham. I know she’s not a cougar but there is something about her smile and the fact that she’s on her way to becoming stinking rich. I can see it now. Me and Farrah running along the beach. She looks rather delightful in a stars and stripes bronzed striped bikini. Her positive attitude will take her far in this business.

Alright dudes and dudettes, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are heading out to the Trump Casinos. My friend Darlene is going to meet us out there and she’s bringing three of her friends so my buddies will have something to do besides follow us around although it’s ok by me but Darlene likes to spend time along with me. Who can blame her. So until next time, remember to never bring home any stray that you have to give money for a cab ride home to and don’t fall in love with a married woman, it’s not worth the time. Ok, PEACE!!

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Roxanne Pallett Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 26th, 2013
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Roxanne Pallett is a British actress and singer. She’s most famous for playing the role of Jo Sugden in ITV soap opera Emmerdale for 3 yrs. She looks amazing in a purple string bikini that shows off every part of her European curvaceousness. Pallett was born and brought up in Carlisle, Cumbria by her English mother and grandmother. Her maternal-grandfather was Italian, and her mother and Iranian father separated before she was born. So that’s some background information on this lovely dark haired beauty that we hope to see much more of in the future. I wonder what her tattoos says. Need to blow the picture up.

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Sophie Simmons Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 25th, 2013
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Rock royalty has come to Celebrity Bikini Gossip in the form of Sophie Simmons, daughter of legendary KISS frontman, Gene Simmons. Wow, I remember watching Sophie on their reality TV show and she wasn’t that curvy. She sure has grown up. Last year, Sophie, 21, stepped out of the spotlight of her famous dad and into her very own during auditions for The X Factor USA. She was left heartbroken when she was eliminated from The X Factor USA last year but Sophie Tweed-Simmons looked as if she didn’t have a care in the world in Maui, Hawaii on Thursday. She looks rather delightful in a black and white striped bikini. Hope to see more.

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Marcela Valladolid Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013
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Just a few weeks after she was pictured in Majorca with her former co-star Paul Hollywood, Marcela Valladolid is hitting the beach again. The TV host, 35, whose close relationship with Paul on the set of The American Baking Competition was said to have ended his marriage, was spotted soaking up the sun on Miami Beach. The Mexican-American divorcee showed off her curvy figure in a black bikini as she enjoyed a break on America’s East Coast with her son. She’s really hot and spicy. Hmmmm…but 35 is too young. She has to be near to getting SSI benefits to interest me.

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Sydney Leathers Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 23rd, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the most efficient and effectively hot Mr. Lance Man back from a wild time in Las Vegas with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We didn’t win any money but I did meet this hot cougar named Darlene. She was drowning in diamonds and pearls so I figured she had lots of money and I’m looking for a sugar mama. We hit it off really nice and I bought her home. I don’t consider her a stray because she’s loaded and can take care of me. Is my wait over? We’ll see…stay tuned.

Ok, let’s start this week off with a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and her name is Sydney Leathers. Well she’s not a household name yet but she’s the sexting partner of Anthony Weiner. Yeah, that scandal. Sydney Leathers hits the beach in Miami wearing stars and stripes bikini to show her patriotic side and I think it’s cute. I, personally, would only give her the time of day if she was rich but that’s just me. Maybe if she wasn’t so quiet and sold her story to the tabloids, she could make some fast cash and have a chance date with me.

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Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 13th, 2013
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It’s never easy to carry off a cut-away swimsuit with its potential to expose all the wrong areas. But when you have a figure like Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara you can be pretty confident of looking good – whatever you wear. And the 41-year-old mother certainly managed it with aplomb on her Greek island beach break, teaming it with a long black sarong. Sofia left for the sun-kissed European country on Friday declaring on Whosay: ‘On our way to Greece to mix work and pleasure.’ On Sunday there certainly seemed to be a lot more pleasure than work going on as she and her millionaire fiance Nick Loeb, 38, wasted no time at all hitting the sand. What a lucky guy!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always skipping around the office so darn happy. Why is she so gleeful? Anyways….I’m not sure it’s normal to go around always happy…but it seems that my buddy Pauly has a crush on her but I told her she was married. He said he’ll wait. Sometimes Pauly isn’t so smart. Ok, this weekend, we’re headed to Las Vegas to see what’s going on with the girls over there. I’m not a big gambler but I am a big cougar watcher and there are lots of them out there. So wish me luck and remember….NEVER bring home any STRAYS!! PEACE!!!

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Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 12th, 2013
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Lara Bingle is really enjoying her return to modelling and has been showing off her new body in a hot photo-shoot on the beach. The Australian model posed in a number of racy shots for her new bikini range with budget line‘Cotton On Body’. Oozing style and glamour, Lara, 26, seemed to be back in form wearing a fierce leopard print swimming costume. After losing an astounding 26lbs last year Lara seemed comfortable in her skin during the shoot. Wow, that’s a great accomplishment. Kudos Lara!

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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
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Hayden Panettiere had the phrase ‘live without regrets’ tattooed on the side of her rib cage in Italian, but in a spectacular twist of irony, it seems she’s had second thoughts about the ink. The 24-year-old actress is in the process of getting the mantra removed four years after a tattoo artist misspelled a word in the script. She showed off the partially erased etching as she stepped out in a bikini in Hollywood Beach, Florida on Sunday. Looking lovely and flawless as usual.

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
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Congratulations to Bethenny Frankel on her new talk show. Although I heard the ratings are creeping up, she has some very interesting guests on her show. Hey what about me! I’ll be on her show but she has to pay me at least the end of 5 figures and no less. Bethenny looks like the perfect cougar in a red string bikini and dark sunglasses beachside. She looks like she’s looking for a hot young stud like me. I’m always available.

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Nicole “CoCo” Austin Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 9th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!!! You know it’s the most fabulous, spectacular, dynamic, generously handsome Mr. Lance Man back from hanging out with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Guess what? Yeah, Pauly Meathead met a stray and he bought her over to my house this past weekend. She looked like a cross between Rosanne Barr and Anna Nicole Smith. She was a blonde bombshell but there wasn’t something right about her. Maybe it was the 5th of vodka that she put away. That girl could drink and she became so drunk we had to put her in a cab and send her home. See that’s what we mean about never bringing home strays.

Alright, now that I’ve given you the lesson of the week, let’s start out with some super hot pictures of Mrs. Nicole “Coco” Austin (aka: Ice T’s wife). She’s sporting a one-piece monokini that looks more like some sort of bondage bikini if you ask me. But you have to admit that it’s pretty alluring. Coco is known for showing off lots of skin and if her husband likes it, then I love it.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 30th, 2013
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Victoria Silvstedt is known for her love of skimpy outfits and holidays in the sunshine. On Wednesday this stunning model and actress looked as though she was enjoying what she loves most whilst on holiday in Saint-Tropez. The 38-year-old Swede was spotted flaunting her curvaceous figure in a teeny tiny string bikini that barely covered her ample curves. The buxom blonde wore a multi-coloured patterned bikini with a darker bikini top with hues of purple, brown and orange and a lighter bikini bottom with hues of cream, pink and blue. The halter-neck bikini had tiny spaghetti straps which tied around her neck on top and used to tie around her hips for the bottoms. Silver pearls hanging across the string of her bikini top accentuated the model’s deep cleavage whilst the matching silver pearl detail hung prettily from the string on her bikini bottoms. Double wow!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who loves to “wow” everyone with her photos!! Well I like to “wow” people too!! This weekend the boys, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are hanging out at my place for some rest and relaxation. We’re going to watch some dude flix and drink beer and sleep late and eat pizza!! Love pizza!! So whatever you decide to do this weekend, just make sure it’s nothing that we would do because sometimes we’re known for trouble but you have to admit, we’ve been good lately. So until next time,,,,,,no strays and PEACE!!

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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 29th, 2013
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She’s declared she’s happier than ever since tying the knot with husband Jay Rutland in a lavish multi-million pound ceremony on the French Riviera in June. Tamara Ecclestone displayed a newfound confidence since becoming a married woman as she strutted her stuff in a sexy swimwear shoot in central London on Monday. Putting her killer honeymoon tan and curvaceous figure on display in a daring cutout monokini by Agent Provocateur, the 29-year-old socialite proudly paraded her bikini body as she posed up a storm on a rooftop in Soho for celebrity photographer Alan Strutt. Wow!

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Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 28th, 2013
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Not shy at all about revealing her flawless bikini body is American actress Charlize Theron giving us a sexy reveal. She looks very slim in a mix matched yellow string bikini top and grey bikini bottoms while out and about with her son poolside. Of course, she must show us “Hollywood” by accessorizing with dark sunglasses. They all do that! Charlize maintains her figure and shape by eating healthy foods and toting around her son which keeps her energetic and on her toes. I’ve been a fan of hers for years and think she’s peachy keen.

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Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 27th, 2013
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The expressions on Lara Bingle’s face looks like in one photo that she’s been bitten by a sand crab and in the other photo, she’s striking a seductive pose. Which is it going to be Lara? Although, anyways she does look quite appealing in a bright blue bikini. She’s just designed her own swimsuit range and it looks like there was only one model Lara Bingle wanted to showcase the line, herself. The Australian model and TV personality was pictured shooting her campaign on a beach in North-East Oz. She accessorised her ‘Lara Bingle For Cotton Body’ swimsuits with some pieces of jewellery from By Charlotte. Very lovely.

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