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Looking bright and colorful is “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara sporting a pink, orange, and green monokini along with a green skirt with black trim. As usual she’s wearing dark sunglasses while letting her long dark hair blow in the wind. I wish her TV show a long run but if she should ever decide to go out on her own, I think she would shine with her own comedy TV show. She’s hilarious and beautiful!
She only gave birth to her second child in July but Penelope Cruz had no problem stripping off on a family beach holiday.
The 39-year-old jetted off for a sunshine break in Corsica with her husband Javier Bardem, 44 and their two children for the last two weeks of August. Penelope was spotted showing off her post-baby figure as the family relaxed with friends on the beach. She looks flawless as always in a floral print bikini. Congratulations!
Hello my most tantalizingly wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back from a cozy and comfy weekend with my husband Gerald! We’re so in love and I’m so happy. Last weekend my husband treated me to a wonderful beach late night picnic just him and I and it was so romantic. He made dinner and carried it on the beach and we ate looking up at the stars. I’m so lucky. I wish the same for all of you girls too!
Ok, let’s start this week off with some awesome pictures of Leilani Dowding donning a revealing aquamarine bikini to have a wet and wild day with her gal pal in Marina del Rey Tuesday. The British 33-year-old showed off her stunning, tanned figure while staying hydrated with a big bottle of water. She’s exceptionally beautiful with such a lovely smile. The guys in the office are crazy about her. I can see why.
It’s never easy to carry off a cut-away swimsuit with its potential to expose all the wrong areas. But when you have a figure like Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara you can be pretty confident of looking good – whatever you wear. And the 41-year-old mother certainly managed it with aplomb on her Greek island beach break, teaming it with a long black sarong. Sofia left for the sun-kissed European country on Friday declaring on Whosay: ‘On our way to Greece to mix work and pleasure.’ On Sunday there certainly seemed to be a lot more pleasure than work going on as she and her millionaire fiance Nick Loeb, 38, wasted no time at all hitting the sand. What a lucky guy!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always skipping around the office so darn happy. Why is she so gleeful? Anyways….I’m not sure it’s normal to go around always happy…but it seems that my buddy Pauly has a crush on her but I told her she was married. He said he’ll wait. Sometimes Pauly isn’t so smart. Ok, this weekend, we’re headed to Las Vegas to see what’s going on with the girls over there. I’m not a big gambler but I am a big cougar watcher and there are lots of them out there. So wish me luck and remember….NEVER bring home any STRAYS!! PEACE!!!
Lara Bingle is really enjoying her return to modelling and has been showing off her new body in a hot photo-shoot on the beach. The Australian model posed in a number of racy shots for her new bikini range with budget line‘Cotton On Body’. Oozing style and glamour, Lara, 26, seemed to be back in form wearing a fierce leopard print swimming costume. After losing an astounding 26lbs last year Lara seemed comfortable in her skin during the shoot. Wow, that’s a great accomplishment. Kudos Lara!
Hayden Panettiere had the phrase ‘live without regrets’ tattooed on the side of her rib cage in Italian, but in a spectacular twist of irony, it seems she’s had second thoughts about the ink. The 24-year-old actress is in the process of getting the mantra removed four years after a tattoo artist misspelled a word in the script. She showed off the partially erased etching as she stepped out in a bikini in Hollywood Beach, Florida on Sunday. Looking lovely and flawless as usual.
Congratulations to Bethenny Frankel on her new talk show. Although I heard the ratings are creeping up, she has some very interesting guests on her show. Hey what about me! I’ll be on her show but she has to pay me at least the end of 5 figures and no less. Bethenny looks like the perfect cougar in a red string bikini and dark sunglasses beachside. She looks like she’s looking for a hot young stud like me. I’m always available.
A body made for a bikini! Naya Rivera stuns on the sands of Malibu as she frolics around in a floral strapless two-piece. Glee is one of my favorite shows so it’s extra delightful to see Naya wearing a fashional bikini that fits her figure and skin tone just right. If she ever wanted to give up her acting gig, Naya Rivera, 26, certainly would have a promising career as a bikini model. The Glee star looked simply sensational as she hit the sands of Malibu on Thursday. I just want to ask her one question. “Who is your trainer?” Loving the cross tattoo on her back.
Alright, my most special Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! I always miss you terribly whenever Mr. Lance Butts takes over for his week. That’s why I hand you over with special care because he’s a brute, along with his buddies who are his shadow. Anyways, I want you to spoil yourself extra special during this weekend. Do something that you never thought you would or could do. I’m going to try rock climbing because I’m afraid of heights. I know that my hubby Gerald will be there to catch me so that’s why I’m not going to fret much. So I challenge you to do the same. Until next time, my darlings, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!!! Take special care….TOODLES!!! SMOOCHES!!!
Lara Bingle looks amazing in an animal print string bikini beachside. The Australian model and TV personality was pictured shooting a campaign on a beach in North-East Oz. Lara showed off her slimmed-down figure with a cute smile and coy pose as the cameraman clicked away. The star kept her look natural with tousled locks and barely-there make-up. She accessorised her leopard print bikini with some pieces of jewellery from By Charlotte. Very nice. Keep up the great work Lara. Loving the look!
Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham rocks out at the beach in raunchy Kiss-inspired bikini. The 22-year-old reality TV star drew people’s attention in a two-piece adorned with Gene Simmons’ iconic The Demon face from ’70s hard rock band Kiss on Sunday. Her revealing low-triangle bikini top was printed with the painted black and white face of the rock legend’s on-stage persona whilst the Brazilian bottoms were embellished with Simmons’ stuck out tongue. Rock on!
TOWIE star (The Only Way Is Essex), Sam Faiers, looks totally outstanding wearing a blue and white patterned bikini. She’s the sister of Billie Faiers and both girls are very beautiful. Hanging out beachside on vacation with her sister, Sam sported a glowing tan as she dried off in the blazing sun. Sam looked like she’d well and truly moved on from her split with Joey Essex as she let her hair down. I don’t thinks he’ll have any problem finding a new beau or any beau for that matter. What do you think?
Hello my most delightful and awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back from a romantic weekend with my hubby Gerald. He spoils me every day and you can’t ask for more than that in any marriage. We just went to the local beach and carried a picnic dinner and sat until the sun went down. He kissed me and told me how much he loved me. Oh boy was I in heaven. I wish every girl could have a marriage like mine. Ok…now that I’ve totally put myself in a trance…let’s get started..lol.
Billie Faiers, star of the British show TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex) looks amazing in a pretty pink bikini halter top and string bottoms. She’s hanging out with her sister Sam Faiers (pictured on Tuesday’s gallery) who is beautiful just like her. The ladies decided to take a day out and about at beachside. Billie works out at the gym and you can tell by her super flat abs and toned skin that it shows. Although they are popular on the show, Billie has shot a pilot for another show so get ready to see much of these beautiful ladies. I just hope we can see more of them in sexy bikinis!
Victoria Silvstedt is known for her love of skimpy outfits and holidays in the sunshine. On Wednesday this stunning model and actress looked as though she was enjoying what she loves most whilst on holiday in Saint-Tropez. The 38-year-old Swede was spotted flaunting her curvaceous figure in a teeny tiny string bikini that barely covered her ample curves. The buxom blonde wore a multi-coloured patterned bikini with a darker bikini top with hues of purple, brown and orange and a lighter bikini bottom with hues of cream, pink and blue. The halter-neck bikini had tiny spaghetti straps which tied around her neck on top and used to tie around her hips for the bottoms. Silver pearls hanging across the string of her bikini top accentuated the model’s deep cleavage whilst the matching silver pearl detail hung prettily from the string on her bikini bottoms. Double wow!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who loves to “wow” everyone with her photos!! Well I like to “wow” people too!! This weekend the boys, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are hanging out at my place for some rest and relaxation. We’re going to watch some dude flix and drink beer and sleep late and eat pizza!! Love pizza!! So whatever you decide to do this weekend, just make sure it’s nothing that we would do because sometimes we’re known for trouble but you have to admit, we’ve been good lately. So until next time,,,,,,no strays and PEACE!!
She’s declared she’s happier than ever since tying the knot with husband Jay Rutland in a lavish multi-million pound ceremony on the French Riviera in June. Tamara Ecclestone displayed a newfound confidence since becoming a married woman as she strutted her stuff in a sexy swimwear shoot in central London on Monday. Putting her killer honeymoon tan and curvaceous figure on display in a daring cutout monokini by Agent Provocateur, the 29-year-old socialite proudly paraded her bikini body as she posed up a storm on a rooftop in Soho for celebrity photographer Alan Strutt. Wow!
Not shy at all about revealing her flawless bikini body is American actress Charlize Theron giving us a sexy reveal. She looks very slim in a mix matched yellow string bikini top and grey bikini bottoms while out and about with her son poolside. Of course, she must show us “Hollywood” by accessorizing with dark sunglasses. They all do that! Charlize maintains her figure and shape by eating healthy foods and toting around her son which keeps her energetic and on her toes. I’ve been a fan of hers for years and think she’s peachy keen.