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Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012
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Happy 4th of July! I’m proud to be an American and hope you’re having a great holiday. You can never crash too many BBQ’s so have fun! That’s what me and my buddies plan on doing.

When I heard that Jessica Biel got back together with Justin Timberlake, my heart broke. I was so wishing that she would notice me but that didn’t happen. They’re not married yet so I can still hope.

Anyway, Jessica looks outstanding in an O’Neill rash vest and rustic colored bikini bottoms. She doesn’t need to cover anything up and you can tell she takes pride in her figure. Jessica recently professed in ELLE Magazine that it takes lots of sacrifice to keep a body like hers. So that means not much partying and more beauty rest.

Jessica is in Puerto Rico with JT while he’s wrapping up his new movie. Look for Jessica in a new Alfred Hitchcock biopic that she’s currently filming and is due out very soon. I can’t wait.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
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Always flirting and looking really hot is blonde beauty Courtney Stodden. In these pictures, Courtney is having a mock tennis match wearing a white bikini top and white bikini mini-skirt bottoms. She loves to ham it up for the camera wearing miles high heels. It’s a good thing that she’s really not going to run around the court wearing those heels. I’m giving the male readers a front and back view so don’t ever say we don’t spoil you. Courtney loves wearing fantastic bikinis that compliments her slender petite figure. Too bad she’s still married because my friend Tony Fish is smitten with her. What dude isn’t.

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 2nd, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the ONE and ONLY Lance Man back from a fabulous weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We’re the four muskateers and there’s no stopping us! We’re back from our Bahamian cruise and, I must say, it was outstanding. We met so many beautiful women, I can’t even remember half of their names. There was so much fun going on that we never got off the boat. We just jumped from state room to state room partying out hearts out. I can’t tell you what went on because this is a family site but you can pretty much figure it out on your own. We bought no NO STRAYS so I’m particularly proud but I’ll admit, it was hard not to.

Alright, everyone’s favorite MILF still looking good is latina superstar Jennifer Lopez. She’s hanging out at the beach with her young ones and her boyfriend (Casper Smart) who is the lead choreographer on her tour. Must be nice. Jennifer’s bikini fashion has settled down throughout the years and it’s probably because she’s a mom (although a sexy one). She looks really nice in a grey-ish bikini that shows off just how hard she’s been exercising to keep in shape. We love you JLO! Just remember, whenever you get tired of your boy-toy, give me a call.

Aubrey O’Day Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 29th, 2012
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Shedding her recognizable red locks in exchange for blonde highlights is the very pretty Aubrey O’Day. Aubrey looks rather fantastic in a one-piece monokini posing for the paparazzi. She has her cute pooch with her which makes her look so movie starish! Aubrey can wear anything and look fabulous. Her fashion is very sensible and sensational. I really enjoyed watching her on The Celebrity Apprentice and thought she had a good chance of winning. She’s an assertive and outspoken young lady that we are going to see much of in the future.

Ok, my sweet babies, it’s time for me to hand you gently over to Mr. Lance Butts. I don’t know why he insists on having those three guys follow him everywhere. We might as well give them jobs because they’re always together. My friend Becky said when a guy has a lot of guy friends always around him, that he’s intimidated by women and it’s a way of compensating. I don’t know if that’s true. I think it’s because they’re teens in grown men’s bodies and don’t want to grow up! Anyways, I will miss you all so very dearly!! Of course, I will keep you updated on Gerald and my wedding plans. Until next time, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!!! Smooches!!

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 28th, 2012
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Enjoying time off with her husband and cutie pie son is supermom Doutzen Kroes. She’s a loving wife and a great mom that looks awesome in a bikini. This Victoria Secret model is relaxing poolside with her family and looks fabulous in a two-toned navy blue and light blue animal print bikini. Loving Doutzen’s versatile fashion that really compliments her slender figure. How did she get her bikini body back so quickly? I know some moms that take years to get back into shape. Kudos to you Doutzen.

Deena Nicole Cortese Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 27th, 2012
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Currently filming and having fun at the beach at the New Jersey shore is reality TV star Deena Nicole Cortese looking fabulous in a black string bikini. Her bikini bottoms look very bright and sparkly because that’s a part of her personality. Recently Deena was arrested for Public Drunken Disorderly Conduct while hanging out on the NJ boardwalk. Her parents bailed her out because they love their daughter and understands that a 25-yr old single girl loves to party. Deena’s bikini fashion sense screams “look at me”. She adores and keeps her figure curvy and shows it off with pride. We’re sure to see lots of fun and wild times on the up and coming season of MTV’s The Jersey Shore. Stay tuned!

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, June 26th, 2012
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Enjoying a relaxing day poolside is former reality TV star turned designer, Whitney Port. Doesn’t she look amazing in a blue floral print string bikini? It really brings out the highlights in her long blonde hair. Whitney likes to switch up between striking and bold colors to pretty pastels and soft solids. You can tell she has a trainer that works her hard by the look of her toned thighs and flat abs. Our readers really enjoy pictures of Whitney Port wearing hot bikinis and we’ll keep them coming.

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 25th, 2012
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Hello my super fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s Jenny Bikini, your favorite celebrity bikini reporter, back from spending a very romantic weekend with my boyfriend Gerald. As you know, he proposed to me and I said “Yes”. So we’ve been planning and talking about when I want to get married. He’s leaving everything up to me. My mother passed away and her birthday is December 12th and I wanted to get married on her birthday or on my birthday in April. Although my friends say you should never get married on anyone’s birthday because if the marriage doesn’t work (but ours will), it will always be a reminder. So we’re just talking. Maybe on Halloween!! We can have a spooky wedding. 🙂

Alright my lovelies, I’m very happy to post these pictures of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman wearing a perfectly pink bikini on a beach in Florida where she is due to entertain in a club. I really like and admire her. It’s not easy taking care of 14 kids. I think the media makes fun of her when all she’s trying to do is make a living for herself and her family as a single mom. I give her credit and I hope the day will come that everyone will really see her as an independent woman like I do. Her bikini fashion is bright and brilliant and I really hope that we spot her more of her out and about wearing sexy bikinis. Keep up the great work Nadya and good luck to you.

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 22nd, 2012
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Oh boy, we received a great response to Miley Cyrus’ bikini pictures that I posted on Wednesday that we thought we’d spoil you with even more. In these pictures, Miley looks extra slender in a mix matched black bikini top and pink bikini top. I like the way that she has paired her bikini together with different colors. When she gets married her name will be Miley Hemsworth. I wonder if she’s going to change her name or keep Cyrus. Inquiring minds wanna know. That’s if they don’t break up from the jitters and then get back together. With young Hollywood stars these days, you never know. Wouldn’t it be wild if they were married and stayed married for 50 yrs? Is that pushing it?

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet off and turn you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. I’m not jealous of her relationship just for the record. That would mean that I want her and that’s OUT OF THE QUESTION. She’s nice and all but that’s as far as it goes. I saw my buddy Tony Fish looking at her hard one day but I slapped some sense into him. This weekend we’re going on a cruise to the Bahamas to get away and see if we can meet some strays on a boat. So until next time, don’t do anything that we would do because you’ll never get away with it! Take care and PEACE!!

Naya Rivera Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 21st, 2012
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The TV show Glee is filled with hotties like Naya Rivera. She’s American actress and singer known for her role on Glee, as cheerleader Santana Lopez. We don’t get to see her looking like this when she’s on TV. This is Naya’s first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip so let’s give her a warm welcome. In these photos, Naya Rivera shines in an all black bikini. I’m guessing her bikini fashion is simple yet sexy. She like a no-nonsense bikini that shows off her tanned skin tone and fit figure. Very nice!

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
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Congratulations to Miley Cyrus on her engagement to Liam Hemsworth. They’ve been dating for about 2 years now and we are all happy for her. No wonder Miley has been working out at the gym like crazy to get an extra svelte bikini body. That kind of hints that maybe she’s also exercising extra hard to get into a wedding dress sooner than we think. I wonder what her dad Billy Ray thinks. In these pictures, she’s hanging out at a pool in a really hot blue-grey bikini that shows off her hard work. Great going Miley.

Nicole “CoCo” Austin Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012
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Wow!! Jenny Bikini posted pictures of Nicole “Coco” Austin last week but I’m going to do her one better. Here’s Coco out and about at the beach riding her bike and walking her dogs at the same time. You can’t see the dogs in the shoot but they are there. She looks extra yummy in an indigo and white polka dot bikini. As you can see, Coco loves to pose for the cameras and I must admit that we love it too. Her bikini fashion is always striking and I don’t know why Cosmopolitan called her fashion “skanky” because me, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead think it’s awesome.

Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 18th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the super fabulous, fantastic, and fundamentally wonderful Lance Man back from an awesome weekend in Miami with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds!! You would be very proud of use because we DID NOT bring home any strays!! Although it was very tempting. Come on forget about it, we were in Miami and the strays are plentiful. Vinnie did have a cougar stalker that kept following him around the club but he nipped that in the bud by telling her that he wanted her to tug him in at night and read him bedtime stories. lol

Also, all of the dads, I hope that you had a cool Father’s Day.

Ok, let’s get this party started out right with new photos of supermodel Elle Macpherson posing in a fabulous cream colored knitted string bikini. Speaking of cougars, at 48 yrs old, Elle looks outstanding. No wonder she was named “The Body” when she posed for a record five cover appearances for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Vinnie likes cougars so when I told him that I was posting pictures of Elle, he nearly had a stroke. Keep up the great work and young ladies take notes from Elle on keeping yourself looking totally hot in your 40’s.

Nicole “Coco” Austin Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 15th, 2012
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Giving the paparazzi what they want is Nicole “Coco” Austin posing for pictures and sauntering on the beach in a very revealing black and white bikini. Photographers love Coco because whenever she’s out and about, she doesn’t mind posing. She says once she does then they will leave her alone to enjoy the rest of her day on the beach. Cosmopolitan Magazine recently labeled her “skanky” for walking her dog in a skin tight dress that showed lots of cleavage. We beg to differ. Everyone knows that Nicole is very sweet and has always dressed provocatively so what’s the problem? If her husband (Ice T) loves it and doesn’t mind then neither should we. It takes all kinds to make the world go around. Keep up the great work Nicole and I’m a big fan of yours and the show.

Alrighty my wonderful babies, it’s time for me to turn you over to Mr. Lance Butts. It’s clear that he still hasn’t gotten over his crush on me. It’s ok and I’m sensitive to the fact that he knows I’m engaged now and is probably miserable. I am going to miss you all so terribly. Gerald and I are going on a chocolate tasting bus tour which takes us to three chocolate factories that allow us to sample their goods. I’m very excited because I love chocolate. Ok, my darlings, until we meet again, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Smooches!!! Toodles!!

Ilary Blasi Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 14th, 2012
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Let’s welcome the very beautiful Ilary Blasi on her first gallery on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Ilary Blasi is an Italian showgirl, model, television personality, and former child actress. She married the World Cup-winning football player Francesco Totti on 19 June 2005. They have a son, Cristian (born on 6 November 2005), and a daughter, Chanel (born on 13 May 2007). Doesn’t she look awesome for a mommie of two? She looks like she’s barely out of high school herself. Ilary looks awesome in a pink bikini and we’re spoiling our readers with a front and back view. She looks like a movie star in those shades. We’re looking forward to seeing many more photos of Ilary Blasi wearing dazzling bikinis.