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Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
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Hey everyone!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here! I’m back and so happy to be gossiping and sharing pictures of hot celebs in sexy bikinis. I’ve missed you all so very much and have some nice surprises for you. Let’s start out with our favorite Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria. Doesn’t she look awesome in her bikini. She’s one of my favorite actresses because she comes across very real. I love her character on the show. She keeps things interesting and it’s like you’re watching her real life, she makes it seem so believable. Keep up the great work Eva, I’m one of your #1 fans.

Drew Barrymore Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
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Oh hey lookie, it’s Drew Barrymore hanging out on the beach with her long distance boyfriend Justin Long. I must say Drew looks hot for 35. She still acts like she’s in her early 20’s which is probably good for her acting career.

Justin Long is doing really great for himself. Go Justin! His career was good but now that he’s dating Drew, it’s really GREAT! He’s getting more meatier roles and not just playing the 2nd fiddle in low budget horror films anymore. He’s 32 so only a few years younger than Drew. No plans of marriage so far but if Justin knew what was good for him, he’d just on that pronto!

Alrighty good folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to pass the ball over to the very happy Jenny Bikini. Where does this chick get all her spunkiness from. On Monday mornings she’s smilling and bringing in donuts and laughing. I normally can’t get it together until at least 2pm just before it’s time to leave. Well have a great week and will keep you posted on that brazilian chick. I think it’s going to work out. Tony told me that she wants to meet. Ok, PEACE!

Photo Credit: Just Jared

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

Monday, November 15th, 2010
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Hey all you celebrity in bikini lovers! It’s the awesome Lance Man back to get down and dirty with awesome pictures and hot gossip.

Let’s start this week off with a few pictures of Hulk Hogan’s daughter Brooke Hogan. Now don’t get me wrong, Brooke Hogan has a hot body! It’s like she works out every day. She has the body of a female wrestler which makes me a little afraid of Brooke.

Brooke can probably beat the crap out of any dude. She looks very strong and although her body is hot, there’s some a bit of masculinity that concerns me. She doesn’t look like a man by no means but those shoulders make me wonder.

But she’s fine so we’ll just ride with that……..

I have some bad news for you guys….I had to break it off with Barbie and Bambi. Yeah, those chicks were just too needy. They each texted me about 40 times per day and sent me all sorts of pictures. I spent my entire day texting them back and talking on the phone…..I need a woman/women who can give me my space. I told them we could still be friends but they cried their pretty little heads off and didn’t want to hear that. But oh well, they’ll get over it. I have bigger fish to fry. I have my eye on this brazilian model who’s in town visiting my buddy Tony Tiger (that’s his real name). I’ll keep you guys posted. In the meantime, I might have to put Barbie and Bambi on call block.

Photo Credit: Blobbynet

Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures

Friday, November 12th, 2010
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I am dead tired! Yes, you heard me say it…The Lance Man is tuckered out. Twins Barbie and Bambi are wearing me out. They’re like wild cheetahs who can’t get enough….I might have to pull back the reigns on this wild party because I could hardly make it into work this morning…..

Ok, here are some cool pictures of country superstar Carrie Underwood. She’s like one of the most famous out of the American Idol winners to make it big. I mean you say her name and people gasp. In my opinion, she’s no Dolly Parton but she does look extra fine and hot in that bikini, I mean just look at her. Well her tour is up so I’m sure it’ll be sold out because probably she’s young and pretty and fresh and new in the country scene.

Well, back to Barbie and Bambi. These girls are like firecrackers that don’t stop blowing up. I can’t keep up. I’m not as young as I used to be. The only thing is that when I mention talk of skipping seeing them for a day, they start mad crying. I don’t like watching girls cry so I give in. I need to do something fast before I wither away.

Photo Credit: Instablogimages

Christina Ricci Bikini Pictures

Thursday, November 11th, 2010
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I love Christina Ricci. Ever since she did the movie Monster, I’ve been one of her most devoted fans. She’s just a very natural actress that can do anything. Every time I watch her on the silver screen, I can’t keep my eyes off of her. Her acting is very intense. Doesn’t she look awesome in her bikini. She’s managed to keep her petite figure all of the time and she looks healthy. She doesn’t look skinny and undernourished like some of those other Hollywood starlets. You don’t have to starve yourself to be famous. Keep up the great work Christina!

Well, my lovelies, it’s time for me to turn the page over to the extremely popular Mr. Lance Butts. I’ve been hearing about his date with those twins and I’m very interesting to find out how everything will turn out. His life is like a suspense novel. Me, the highlight of my life is staying home and watching my cable tv and reading gossip about celebs online. But I love my life and my kittens. My cat just had 5 kittens so I’m surrounded by love! See you soon!!!

Photo Credit: The Blemish

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010
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Since our Katy Perry pictures went over so well, I thought I’d post more pictures of her hanging out and about in a red and grey bikini. Oh, I forgot to congratulate Katy on her marriage to comedian Russell Brand. Those two look like they are perfect for each other. I hope they have a long lasting marriage. It’s just like a dream the rock star marrying the movie star and maybe Katy will star in one of his movies one day. I think he’s hilarious. Katy is the kind of girl that I’d really like to hang out with and hopefully one day I’ll get to meet her.

Photo Credit: Picture Push

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010
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Hello celebrity bikini gossip lovers! It’s Jenny Bikini here to rock your world with these awesome pictures of Katy Perry in a pretty pink bikini! I just love her so much. Ever since she came out with that song about kissing a girl, I’ve been a die hard fan. Her personality is just awesome. I like how candid she is about her childhood problems and she likes to go around and speak with younger people about how to overcome bullying and other problems that we all face when growing up. Keep up the great work Katy, I’m one of your biggest fans.

Photo Credit: Buzznet

Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures

Monday, November 8th, 2010
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Still looking hot as ever is the super hot Carmen Electra. I remember when she was on MTV, I was so in love with her. She still looks hot after all these years, I wonder what her secret is.

I mean, I know she had to have had some botox done but it doesn’t look like she over did it, which is good for her. So many female celebs look like bass fish and swollen blowup dolls from all those botox treatments.

Carmen still looks natural and her body is awesome! Keep up the great work Carmen and hope to see you on tv doing something to show off that hot bikini body soon babe.

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to hand over the torch to the always “perky” Jenny Bikini. But first, let me tell you about my weekend with the blonde bombshell twins Barbie and Bambi. Yeah, they came over to my place and I had the time of my life! They did like this little acting skit for me where they had a cat fight over me covered in whipped cream. It was soooo much fun. They’re both very beautiful and I can’t make up my mind which one I like more. They seem to want to share me but I remember an episode of Tales from the Crypt where Joe Pesci was dating twins and they cut him in half so they could share him. These girls seem kinda freaky like those chicks were on that show. Hmmmm…I need to think about this…Well, take care of yourselves and I’ll keep you posted on my life with the twins! PEACE!

Photo Credit: TV Shark

Lady Gaga Bikini Pictures

Friday, November 5th, 2010
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Lady Gaga looks really hot in her leopard print bikini. I remember when she first came out, I honestly thought she would be a passing fad but turns out she became like a super idol super fast. I think it’s because she can really sing which helps. If she was a studio starlet, she wouldn’t have lasted this long because she’s not really pretty in the face.

Her gimmick is her wild fashion style but if she couldn’t sing live, her days would be numbered. I’ve been to one of her concerts and she sounds great live and her show is very theatrical.

She’s going out with this dorky dude that’s probably milking her for her money but I think she can do better than him, like with me. She kind of reminds me of Madonna and how crazy people were going over her back in the day. I’m very curious to see if her next album will be as fabulous as the previous ones. I’m sure it will.

Photo Credit: IBTimes

Aya Kiguchi Bikini Pictures

Thursday, November 4th, 2010
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What’s up beautiful people! It’s your man The Lance Man back from another hot weekend and yes it was hot. Oh it was better than hot, it was scorching hot and I’ll tell you all about it.

But first, let’s travel to the Eastern part of the world and check out these pictures of Aya Kiguchi. She was born October 11, 1985, is a gravure idol and tarento from Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan. She works with the Platinum Production agency. She has appeared in the television drama adaptation of Rookies, the film adaptation of Fujoshi Rumi, and most recently was the lead in RoboGeisha.

So basically she’s a Japanese starlet that’s up and coming. She’s cute and looks really hot in her bikini. I’ve never been to Japan but would love to go. I just want to taste the Japanese food over there to see how different and authentic it is from the Japanese food over here.

So, about my weekend. Well I mentioned that my buddy Stooge told me that he had a surprise. Boy did he! He showed up at my place this weekend with blonde bombshell twin babes just for me! I always knew Stooge was my man but he really came through this weekend. One of them was named Bambi and the other was named Barbie. Check this! They were about 6 foot, 40-24-32 and stacked to the max! We hung out for Halloween and then when midnight came we all headed out back to my place for a crazy romp. Oh did I mention that Stooge had twin brunettes for himself! They were named Dangerzone and Dangerous. So you know we were in heaven! The party just stopped about 10 minutes before I came to work today so I’m a little tired. Of course, I’m going to hook back up with the twins this weekend and will let you know if we do anything really freaky! Oh life is good!!!

Photo Credit: Oke Celeb News

Neve Campbell Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010
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I scream, you scream, we all SCREAM for ice cream! Hey it’s my favorite scream queen Neve Campbell looking rather hot in a black bikini on the beach. I just love her smile! I hear the next installment of her horror franchise – Scream 4 will hit the theaters in April. I can’t wait that long. I’m such a big fan of the series and Neve too. I’ve seen lots of her movies and she’s a very versatile actress. I wish she’d do more acting so we can see more of her.

Well my lovelies, it’s time for Jenny Bikini to head out and turn the reigns over to the ever popular Lance Butts. He’s quite the life of the party around the office. Be good to yourselves this week and I can’t wait to come back with more gossip about hot celebs in bikinis! Toodles!!!

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Melanie Brown (Mel B) Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010
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So tell me what you want, what you really really want! It’s Melanie Brown (Mel B) – aka: Scary Spice – from the superstar female pop group The Spice Girls. They’re my most favorite female group ever! I must have all of their albums and went to their concert when they came to the states. Mel B is looking really awesome in an orange bikini strolling on the beach with a refreshing cocktail in hand. If you didn’t know, here’s a juicy tid bit about Melanie. She is one of comedian Eddie Murphy’s baby’s mom. So that pretty much means she doesn’t ever have to worry about her financial situation. Smart girl.

Photo Credit: Scoop Celebrity

Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures

Monday, November 1st, 2010
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Well hello all of you lovely celebrity bikini gossip fans! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini here to dazzle and amaze you with awesome pictures of hot celebs in skimpy bikinis! I had a wonderful and restful weekend and hope you did too. So let’s get started with some pre-pregancy pictures of the beautiful Mariah Carey. As many of you probably know, she announced this week that she and husband Nick Cannon are pregnant. Congratulations to Mariah. I guess she couldn’t very well hide it much longer with everyone commenting on her obvious weight gain. We can see that Mariah is taking full advantage of her pregnancy appetite. I think that’s great because for so many years she’s had to watch everything she ate and now she can just let loose and eat what she wants. I wish her and Nick the best.

Photo Credit: Fooyoh

Tila Tequila Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 29th, 2010
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Wanna be socialite, rapper, actress and some chicks girlfriend is the very popular Tila Tequila. According to TMZ, She’s currently in the news because some guy accused her of kidnapping his girlfriend. Yeah, he said she came in with guns, took his girlfriend and threatened to kill him. What they’re finding out is that the story is totally fabricated and the girl who supposedly was kidnapped, says it didn’t happen and that she’s not even that guy’s girlfriend. I’m sure more of the story will unfold, so keep your ears open.

Anyways, we like Tila and she wouldn’t have to strong arm anybody, with a body like that, you’ll go willingly. I know I would.

Good luck Tila.

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet for another long weekend with my buddie Stooge. He said he has a surprise for me this weekend and I’ll be sure to include you in on all the details when I get back. Up next is the “joyful” Jenny Bikini. Take care of yourselfs and PEACE!

Fergie Bikini Pictures

Thursday, October 28th, 2010
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Boom Boom Pow, it’s the lovely Fergie from the multi-talented singing group The Blackeyed Peas. She’s married to actor Josh Duhamel who’s raking in the bucks starring in all these new movies and I know Fergie is loving spending that money.

Fergie is super hot but I like the old Fergie before she started with the plastic surgery to her face. Her lips now look like bass fish when before they were just pouty.

However, I can appreciate her chest enhancements because she was definitely flat chested when she first came on the scene and now look at her.

I admire her because she CAN SING so I guess that gives her carte blanche on doing what she wants. Nice going Ferg.