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Trista Sutter Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
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Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini and I’m glad to be back. I thought I’d start off with a few pictures of cute reality tv star Trista Sutter. Remember she was the Bachlorette.

It’s so amazing how she was just a regular person a while ago and now she’s famously known all over the world and she didn’t have to work years and years like other celebrities did to get known.

I love how she looks in the white bikini. She’s got rock hard abs and really nice skin tone. I wonder if she works out because she just looks naturally toned. Who am I kidding, she probably has about three trainers.
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Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 8th, 2010
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Here’s one of The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. She’s also listed on wiki as an author, jewelry designer and former editor of Elle Accessories.

With all that money, why can’t she buy herself some nice enhancements? She’s a little small up top and below for my taste but her pockets are fat which I can work with.

Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is out until Friday. I know you’ll miss me. Have a great week and here’s Jenny Bikini who I still owe $20 bucks but since she’s so nice, she’s gonna let me slide until next pay day, right Jenny?

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Sophie Monk and Friends Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 5th, 2010
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There’s nothing more hot than a bunch of babes on the beach. Here’s English-Australian pop singer, actress and model – Sophie Monk (the one in the yellow bikini) and her bffs hanging out at the beach.

For once Ms. Monk doesn’t look like a big bowl of botox. Her face actually looks natural.

Maybe it’s me, but doesn’t one of those other girls look like one of TW’s mistresses? What am I talking about, they all do.

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Nikki Ziering Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 4th, 2010
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Bam! Enough said. The Lance man is back!

She’s a model/actress, but who really cares about that.

Man oh man! Miranda Kerr who?

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
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Eat your heart out Lance Butts! Who’s the woman now?

Just keep staring at these pictures of sexy Victoria Secret Angel – Miranda Kerr. I know she’s your favorite, Lance, which is why I posted an updated picture of her in a hot bikini. Beat you to the punch.

I wanted to go out this week with a bang and I did. Toodles.

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Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
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Hey everybody, I thought I’d give another run to pretty actress Lorraine Nicholson. It’s just so weird how much she looks like her dad, actor Jack Nicholson.

We never see her in interviews on tv or anything and I would really like to know what her personality is like. I would only guess since her dad is famous, that she’s a rich kid and hangs out with all the other celebrity offsprings.

I sometimes wish I was a celebrity offspring. I’d be so naughty.

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Sarah Harding Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 1st, 2010
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Here’s English singer, songwriter, model and actress Sarah Harding cooling off at the beach. She’s so thin that I would kill for those hips. I wonder what her daily eating routine is. It’s probably not the danish I had for breakfeast.

Anyways, she’s a return to Celebrity Bikini Gossip just because she looks super hot in whatever she’s wearing. Lance Butts says she’s flat as a board but that’s not what’s important. It’s what’s inside.

Whatever.

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Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 26th, 2010
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Well TGIF and the Lance Man thought he’d leave you this week with a bang! I know you’ll miss me.

Here’s some rocking pics of 25 year old sexy Canadian actress Laura Vandervoort. She’s hot hot hot!

If you don’t know her by name then you may know her by her work on tv. She is best known for her roles as Supergirl in the television series Smallville and Sadie Harrison in the television series Instant Star. She is currently starring as Lisa on the ABC series V.

I’m in awe of her body and even though she’s not enhanced up top, we can work with that. I don’t mind letting her borrow a few bucks to get updated.

Ok, I’m out! See you next week and keep it tight.
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Claudia Molina Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 25th, 2010
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“Oh yeah Papi” is all I want to hear from spanish actress and model Claudia Molina. You know the Lance Man knows how to bring you the hottest swimsuit babes.

I could care less about what she does because her body is rocking. I don’t care if she can’t speak any English because talking isn’t what we’d be doing if we hooked up.

I must say she’s probably one of the best looking babes in a swimsuit that I’ve seen in a long time. She’s almost up there with the Victoria Secrets Angels. She’s a little short to be a model but I’m not really looking at her legs.

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Bar Rafaeli Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
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Check out these pictures of Bar Rafaeli. She’s a hot Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and an occasional actress. She had a brief stint as a host on MTV’s House of Style.

The only thing I know her as is sexy actor Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. She’s 24 and he’s much older so I guess he’s looking to keep his youth.

She’s a very high profile celebrity which is why you can tell these pictures were probably taken from far away. I think she’s rather plain looking but nobody is really looking at her face.

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Selma Blair Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 22nd, 2010
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Well if it isn’t well known actress Selma Blair. She doesn’t look very happy in her pictures. I don’t know why because she looks really cute in her pink bikini. I love it that she keeps it real in the upper region of her body, althougth I didn’t know she was so petite up there. But that’s ok.

Lance Butts saw the picture and said he’d pay for her to get implants. He’s so crazy sometimes.

I really enjoy her in whatever she’s acting in. I loved her in the movies Cruel Intentions and Hellboy. I got a chance to catch only one episode of her recent tv show Kath and Kim. It was funny but I guess it just didn’t catch on.

I hope to see much more of Ms. Blair because she’s a really great actress. Like Academy Award good in my opinion.

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Anna Faris Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 19th, 2010
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American actress Anna Faris, age 33, looks great in her bikini. One thing I like about her is that she can do almost any kind of acting work and blend in very well.

She was in The Hot Chick (2002), Lost in Translation (2003), and My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006). In 2008, she had a starring role in The House Bunny, for which she earned an MTV Movie Awards nomination. I’ve seen all those movies and I can’t really remember her in it and that’s what I like.

I don’t think she keeps it real in the upper region. If you look closely on the side, no woman’s chest stands up like that. Some of them like to get small implants just so it doesn’t look so obvious and I think that’s what she did. Oh well, that’s her business and I still like her.

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Anne Hathaway Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 18th, 2010
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It’s the Lance Man’s last run until next week so stay cool. I thought I’d leave you with a few bikini pictures of actress Anne Hathaway.

I think if they were to remake the movie “Popeye” she would be the perfect Olive Oyle. She’s plain but interesting. I don’t think she’s plastic filled which is kinda cool because it would look unproportioned on her slim body. I guess I posted her picture because I like skinny girls. But I like girls with “back” too which she clearly doesn’t have much of.

Guess I can’t have my cake and eat it too. See you next week.

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Molly Sims Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
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Yes, the Lance Man is back to report on another bikini beauty. Hey everybody it’s Molly Sims. You all know her. She’s an American actress who has been on like a bunch of tv shows that didn’t last very long (ex: Las Vegas).

I remember her for those hot SI Swimsuit issues. Her body is still in great shape and it looks like she got a small enhancement which is ok by me. I like her bubbly attitude and great smile.

I hope to see Ms. Sims in more tv shows that last more than one season.

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Evangeline Lilly Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
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Hey, I’m back, yes it’s the Lance Man! It’s good to be back.

Well, I’m not a big fan of the tv show “Lost” but watching actress Evangeline Lilly walking around in a bikini might make me a new watcher of the show.

I really like her slim body. Although she’s nil in the upper region, we can work with that. She’s a really low key actress and that’s what I like about her. She’s not all in the tabloids getting her name smashed.

All she needs is a trip to a good plastic surgeon for a nice enhancement in the front and maybe in the back. But keep the rest of the body. Hey, I’m a dude, what did you expect me to say?

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