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Carrie Underwood Bahama Bikini Pictures

Saturday, December 12th, 2009
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Hanging out in the Bahamas, we catch up with one of the prettiest singers in country music today, Carrie Underwood knows how to wear a bikini well. Some people are obsessed with celebrities getting breast implants but I think she looks great just natural like she is. She needs to keep it real for her fans.

Her body is not too skinny and definitely not fat at all. Nice skin tone and I don’t see any bikini tan lines, so she might just hit the tanning salon au natural at times. I’m not a fan of country music but if I was, I’d probably be all over her music because she has a nice personality.

No ragging for Ms. Underwood. This time.

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
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Ohh Santa can I have smooth thighs like Ashley Tisdale for Christmas? She’s walking around Cabo like she doesn’t have a care in the world. Must be nice. I wonder why she’s wearing sunglasses and a cap. She’s going to look mighty funny with a sun tan all over her body except her face. But when it comes to celebrities, who knows what they are thinking. All I know is I want her thighs like hers in my stocking this year.

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Hilary Duff Bikini Beach

Thursday, November 5th, 2009
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Why do celebrities always wear dark sunglasses in the ocean? I guess it lets you know that they don’t plan on actually swimming. Hilary Duff looks cool in her black bikini. She doesn’t exactly have an hour glass figure but that’s ok for now. She has a lot of time before she would actually need plastic surgery on any part of her body. We’ll leave that for the older female celebrities who need it. I raise my hand to Ms. Duff because she manages to keep her image clean. We don’t see her trashed out all over Hollywood Blvd. Keep up the great work Hill.

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Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures

Sunday, October 11th, 2009
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It looks like Stacy Keibler has abs for days. That blue bikini she has on does wonders for her figure. While taking a moment out to relish the attention of one of her admirers, she pauses for a kodak moment. All I want to know is what does she do to keep in such great shape. Is it one of those secret celebrity diets because I have a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend. Anyways, she looks great.

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Fergie Bikini Pictures

Saturday, September 12th, 2009
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It looks like Mrs. Fergie needs to hop back up on the treadmill for a few hours. Just because she’s married to hottie Josh Duhamel doesn’t mean she can let herself go. You can see the ripples on her thighs from the front view and her kangaroo pouch from the side. Come on Fergie, you have to represent the women of the world. We know you slimmed down to film the movie “Nine” but what happened? No she’s not fat by any means but I’m used to a trimmer version of the female powerhouse. Nice chest though.

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Stephanie Pratt, and she is famous because of???

Sunday, August 9th, 2009
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Ya’ll I have been speaking of this for years.  The world has gone cr-a-zy!  Now we have people who are famous merely because their family members are ON a reality tv program.   It’s not even a good reality show like dancing with stars or idol.   I digress.  I know I should be talking about her choice in swimwear, but honestly I had to google this girl to find out who she is.  She is not even a real celebrity.   Just because your brother is on a reality show and you get popped for shopflifting and admit to the world you are a drug addict does not make you a celebrity – it makes you a trailer park hussy no matter how pretty you look in your yellow bikini.

Do you see the picture of the bottoms?   That is a classic camel toe of a girl who has spent some time in prison.  Girl, you have gone to the other side and must have dropped the soap a lot.   Come to momma, I will keep your secret quiet.

I was inspired to write some urban poetry – this is the kind of shit that started hip hop:

Stephanie Pratt,

Was on some Crack,

Lifted some shit in Hawaii,

Now she’s back.

Showing off her own Crack.

For the world to See.

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Gooey Gossip Girl Leighton Meester knows how to sport a Bikini

Friday, July 24th, 2009
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I  like Gossip Girl the show, and it’s not just cause of the name celebrity bikini gossip.   No, I like it to see how dingy rich spoiled girls live.   Based on this string bikini worn by Miss Meester, it looks like she is living pretty well.   I doubt she would get stopped by any Cambridge police officers – even if she ain’t no Harvard Professor.

I digress.   Look at these photos.   I think she must be trying to hide her love humps, AKA breastages.   Love the flat tummy, but the butt is a little wide.   She must be drinking too many of those Starbucks frappachinos.

Speaking of Gossip and Leighton, it is said she puts on one outrageous performance in her new video ” Good Girls gone Bad” .  Or maybe it should be naughty girls gone bad.

-Shaniqua Williams

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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Victoria Silvstedt is caught hanging at the beach in a super cute black bikini. Did you know this former playmate volunteered and won a fake orgasm contest at a local bar when she was 16 and won a TV? She later went home and told her mom she won it at a game of Bingo! Sounds like something I would say… or DO! Maybe she is imitating the same thing here. She is actually just hanging out with a bunch of nobodys. You would think with a body like that she would surround herself with prettier people to look at. Then again maybe she planned it like that. Being the one and only hottie on the beach is never a bad thing, all the attention is on her!

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Lindsay Lohan, sexy redhead sporting sexy red bikini.

Monday, July 13th, 2009
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I have one questions about Linsay Lohan.  How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties – if you know what I am saying.   Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.

You maybe wondering what a crow toe is.   Shaniqua will tell you.   It is the anorexic version of the camel toe.   Not laughing?  Next time you see a crow, check out its toes.  You will get it then.  Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini.  White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit.   Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle.  Ya heard?

-Shaniqua Williams

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Ali Landry lady in red

Monday, July 13th, 2009
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Hottie Alie Landry previous “Dorito’s Girl” is caught in a red bikini. She’s looking good as a mom! A beautiful smile matched with a beautiful body. We’ve all seen her display her rockin’ body on those Dorito commercials, made popular in 1998 and 1999 Superbowl commercials, so it should be no shock to see it here on the beach. At 5’8 and measurments of 36C-24-34, she has been listed as one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People (1998), FHM’s 100 sexiest women in the world (2000). As well as Playboy magazines babe of the month (2003). All these years later and she is still just as beautiful as we remember.

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Sophie Monk has NO junk in her trunk.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

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Ms Monk has no Junk in her trunk.

As you can see from these bikini  photos Sophie Monk has NO junk in her trunk.  This may be fine for skinny white girls like Miss Monk, who has rumors circulating on other blogs has a phat ass offer $$$ from Playboy.    Sophie starred in date movie and was even in an all girl pop band called Bardot. There is NO truth to rumor that Sophie Monk and her band performed songs written by  the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Good bye Michael.   RIP you will live on like Tupoac and Biggy. Luckily for me there are a lot of men who LOVE junk in the trunk!!  So Sophie keep your skinny ass away from my man!

– Shaniqua Williams

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Michelle Marsh Bikini Babe

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
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Michelle Marsh can really work it for the camera. She has legs for days! At first glance you would assume her to be 5’9 or taller. She is 5’7. She definitely has a good photographer. Either way she is cute as a button. I like the warm and friendly feel she gives to the camera. Well I am a sucker for blondes, I think they are so sexy! Michelle keep up the good work babe!

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Katie Price Poses

Monday, June 22nd, 2009
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Katie Price is a knockout. Not a pinch of fat anywhere. You go girl! Work it! Work it! Check out that tiara. She’s a diva and she knows it. She came to the beach prepared. Fake eyelashes and all. You know because all of us girls put fake lashes on before we go for a swim in the ocean. I guess next time I should be better prepared. Lashes… check. Jewelry… check. Fake boobs…well..padded bikini…check!
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Tori Spelling Bikini No-No

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
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Tori Spelling visits the beach in a girlish red and white bikini. At the age of 36 she still has that girlish (or anorexic teenage girl figure). However, don’t you think it’s time that she acts her age? We’d rather see Tori as a classy, mature lady, then a late 30’s girl dressed up like she’s 12. I’m sure I can speak on behalf of everyone and say that it’s time… to grow up!

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Adriana Lima Bikini Beauty

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
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Adriana Lima is uncapable of taking a bad picture. Her eyes are mesmorizing, her walk on the runway is hypnotizing. A beautiful body to match that beautiful face. She truly is a Victoria Secrets Angel. Adriana u were blessed with the gift of beauty and you rock it every time you show it!

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