Super smoking hot Italian-Argentine actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani was out in her black bikini soaking up the rays in Miami’s South Beach on March 7.

In case you’re wondering who she is, she’s quite the star in Italy. She’s a model, showgirl, and television personality. You can also catch her working in Miami and Mexico. But of course, her work hasn’t gotten our attention. It’s her break-ups and newly found romances! I mean c’mon.. we like hot celebs and scandals, right?

She’s the complete package, all over hot.. sexy toned body, nice rack, a nice butt, and she’s Italian. Can’t beat that!

I have to say, that little butterfly tattoo on her hip.. was probably an impulsive decision. What a tacky tattoo.. reminds me of a tramp stamp I saw on girls back when I was in high school, or maybe a cheap stripper. Ewwww.

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Oh yeah, the Lance Man is back! It’s great to be back and I know you missed me.

Well I thought I’d start us off with a couple of photos of English/Austrian/Filipina singer and actress Myleene Klass. She’s not like a household name but I just think her body is hot! Of course, you know I think it wouldn’t hurt for a nice enhancement up top but at least she looks natural.

She was in cast of the ITV show Pop Stars and made it into the singing group Hear’Say. It was a short-lived celebrity run and I guess now she’s just slumming for any gig she can get.

I’m really feeling her cute bikini but if I wasn’t sure she was a chick, I’d think she was adjusting something else down there. Hmmmmm

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Wow! Check out Joanna Krupa in a sexy bikini. Very nice.

She’s a Polish-American actress/model who is 30 years old. Her movie credits list her as being in “Scary Movie 4”, “Planet of the Apes”, and “Legally Blonde”. Her roles were that of “the friend”, “an extra”, “girl in the background”. So it’s not like she’s an accomplished actress or anything. But do you think I care about that?

I caught her a few times on “Dancing With The Stars” but I wasn’t watching her dancing. Her body is hot and the only reason I tuned in was to watch her shake her samba.