The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures
July 18th, 2012 by Lance Butts
40 is the new 25 when it comes to Carmen Electra. She looks stunning and is practically ageless. The actress flaunted her impressive figure in a cut-out one-piece in Los Angeles and looked nowhere near her 40 years in a light pink bikini which featured a plunging neckline. Electra was anxious to flaunt her flat stomach with the design which emphasised her toned sides. Whatever she is doing, keep it up. Carmen’s bikini fashion through the years has ranged from screaming bold to dashing demure to suit whatever mood she’s currently in. Take note ladies because this is what you want to look like when you hit your 40’s.
Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures
July 17th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Let’s welcome for the first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip the very beautiful Arianny Celeste. Born Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez (November 12, 1985), she’s an American ring girl and model. She is best known for being an Octagon girl for the UFC.
The Las Vegas native frolicked on the Miami sands soaking up the rays with her besties. She looks amazing in a red snake skin bikini held in place by gold chains and T-bars linked into hoops. You know she has to keep her body in tip top shape being a ring girl and all. I can appreciate that. Despite going for a swim, she was adament about keeping her brunette hair dry and remained with her head above water. She teamed her beach ensemble with blood red finger nails and a large pair of aviator shades. Loving it all and hope to see much more of this stunning beauty in sexy bikinis.
Aubrey O’Day Bikini Pictures
July 16th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh you know it’s your favorite sexy bikini dude, Mr. Lance Butts, back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Pauly made a boo-boo and bought home a stray. She was drunk and was throwing up all over the place and kept us up all night long. I must admit that she was hot but it’s not worth it. Now she’s calling him 4-5 times a day to hook up again and he doesn’t want to. I hate to say it buddy, but I told you so. Figuring out how to dump her gently isn’t a problem for me but Pauly is a nice guy. Oh well.
Let’s welcome back the very spunky and opinionated Aubrey O’Day. I remember watching her on Celebrity Apprentice and she would talk and talk and talk. I don’t like girls that talk that much even if they are cute like her. She does look really stunning in a neon green bikini. It shows off her buxom assets and I like that. I guess she was trying to channel Pam Anderson from Baywatch. There’s only ONE Pam Anderson but she’s close.
Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures
July 13th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Always looking perfect and beautiful is the lead singer of the pop sensation group The Pussycat Dolls – Nicole Scherzinger. I’ve followed her career ever since she was on the reality competition show Pop Stars and sang with the girl group Eden’s Crush. She’s one of my favorite singers and she’s such a sweetheart. Nicole loves the beach and she loves to surf as you can see by her fabulous board riding skills in Mexico. Her bikini fashion is astonishing and always fashion forward. She looks absolutely divine in a black and white checkered bikini and an Oakley striped top that really enhances her slender figure. We love you Nicole!! Can’t wait for new music from you and congrats on becoming a judge on the UK X-Factor.
Time passes so fast when we’re having fun and I’m going to miss you my babies. I will hand you gently over to Mr. Lance Butts who thinks I’m over energetic but I know he’s just jealous. He’s so worried about my life when he should concentrate on finding a girlfriend but that would cramp his style. I would try to set him up with one of my girlfriends but I don’t want her to de-friend me after dating him. Oh well, he can find his own at the strip clubs he frequents. So, I’m going to count the days until we are together again and until then, please take care of yourselves and remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!!! Smooches!!!
Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures
July 12th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Polish-American actress and model, Joanna Krupa, looks stunning in a bright pink bikini donned with jewels. Her bikini fashion is always elegant and classy. The 33-year-old really knows how to pick out swimwear that shows off the hard work that she does at the gym. She’s hanging out on a Florida beach and fine tuning her tan. At one point Joanna placed her hands on her hips while at another moment she was seen starring into the wind, which left her hair blowing out behind her. Joanna has been filming the second season of the Bravo reality series, Real Housewives of Miami so get ready to see even more of this blonde beauty on TV. Keep up the awesome job Joanna and loved watching you on Dancing With The Stars.
Helen Flanagan Bikini Pictures
July 11th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everyone, let’s welcome the stunningly beautiful Helen Flanagan to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. It’s her first appearance and we’re so happy to have her grace our pages. Helen is an English actress best known for playing Rosie Webster in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street. She’s very popular with fans all over the world. This 21-yr old is walking along a beach in sunny Dubai wearing a white string bikini draped with gold coins. I love her bikini. It’s very unique and totally sexy. You can tell that her bikini fashion is elaborate and bold. She likes making a statement and pampering herself and it shows.
Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures
July 10th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
It’s been a while but we’ve finally caught up to Hollywood starlet Hayden Panettiere wearing an awesome neon teal string bikini poolside. Hayden works out vigorously and it shows. Her body really looks like she’s a fitness model. You can always count on her to wear bright and colorful bikinis that compliment her skin tone and blonde hair. I love her movies, especially her latest appearance in the movie Scream 4. She’s very versatile and can really act. It’s good that her name isn’t splashed all around the tabloids which means she has a great chance of having a very long and successful career and I wish her the best.
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures
July 9th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my fantastically beautiful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s your most favorite celebrity reporter, Jenny Bikini, and I’m here to share the hottest pictures of the stars you want to see in sexy bikinis!! I’m so happy because I have my boyfriend Gerald and he loves me. Still no date on the wedding but you will be one of the first to know when we decide.
Ok, I’m so loving this all black string bikini that model Candice Swanepoel is wearing. I happen to know that she’s one of Mr. Lance Butts’ favorite models and I get to present her. Doesn’t she look amazing? Who is her trainer? She’s having a wonderful time frolicking along a beach and she doesn’t even have on sunglasses like other celebs do. Her bikini fashion is always impressive and she manages to pick out swimwear that fits her perfectly. Kudos to you Candice.
Maria Fowler Bikini Pictures
July 6th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Let’s welcome another newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. It’s the very outgoing and dynamic Maria Fowler. Who is Maria Fowler? She’s an English glamour model and Page 3 Girl. Maria has been featured in UK and Worldwide publications but is most known for her supporting role in hit ITV2 series “The Only Way Is Essex” from 2010-11. That show is super hot and all the ladies on it are beautiful.
Right now Maria is enjoying a cocktail at a bikini beach party. She looks stunning in a white and gold trimmed monokini that brings out her bold hair color. She made sure all eyes were firmly fixed on her with some questionable poolside etiquette, earlier today. The 25-year-old continued her holiday break in Marbella, Spain, by partying with with a large group of friends and sunbathing at Sala Beach Club. That must be really nice.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to glide you over to Miss Jenny Bikini who is always giving me and my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead wierd looks. Maybe she likes one of them and is scared to show it because she’s engaged. I don’t know but I wish she would stop. They’re my buddies and we stick together. She should just worry about driving her boyfriend crazy with wedding plans. I feel a little sorry for him because she’s spastic and probably has adult ADD. Where does she get all of that energy? Oh well, this weekend, me and my buds are hanging out local and will probably just go to the beach. No strays, of course. So, don’t do anything that we would do and take care of yourself. PEACE!!
Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures
July 5th, 2012 by Lance Butts
I can’t believe this is Kate Hudson’s first time gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip and I get to present her photos. I’m so stoked.
Kate looks truly darling in an all black string bikini. She’s enjoying some time off from making movies at a beach. From the looks of the smile on her face, she’s having a great time. That’s what I really like about Kate and that’s her smile. Plus the fact that she manages to stay in svelte shape. Kate’s bikini sense is stylish and simplistic. You can tell she knows what looks great on her. She manages to pick out a bikini that brings out her natural skin tone and hard working figure. That side view of her is mind blowing. Keep up the great work Kate and looking forward to more of your bikini sightings.
Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures
July 4th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Happy 4th of July! I’m proud to be an American and hope you’re having a great holiday. You can never crash too many BBQ’s so have fun! That’s what me and my buddies plan on doing.
When I heard that Jessica Biel got back together with Justin Timberlake, my heart broke. I was so wishing that she would notice me but that didn’t happen. They’re not married yet so I can still hope.
Anyway, Jessica looks outstanding in an O’Neill rash vest and rustic colored bikini bottoms. She doesn’t need to cover anything up and you can tell she takes pride in her figure. Jessica recently professed in ELLE Magazine that it takes lots of sacrifice to keep a body like hers. So that means not much partying and more beauty rest.
Jessica is in Puerto Rico with JT while he’s wrapping up his new movie. Look for Jessica in a new Alfred Hitchcock biopic that she’s currently filming and is due out very soon. I can’t wait.
Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures
July 3rd, 2012 by Lance Butts
Always flirting and looking really hot is blonde beauty Courtney Stodden. In these pictures, Courtney is having a mock tennis match wearing a white bikini top and white bikini mini-skirt bottoms. She loves to ham it up for the camera wearing miles high heels. It’s a good thing that she’s really not going to run around the court wearing those heels. I’m giving the male readers a front and back view so don’t ever say we don’t spoil you. Courtney loves wearing fantastic bikinis that compliments her slender petite figure. Too bad she’s still married because my friend Tony Fish is smitten with her. What dude isn’t.
Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures
July 2nd, 2012 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the ONE and ONLY Lance Man back from a fabulous weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We’re the four muskateers and there’s no stopping us! We’re back from our Bahamian cruise and, I must say, it was outstanding. We met so many beautiful women, I can’t even remember half of their names. There was so much fun going on that we never got off the boat. We just jumped from state room to state room partying out hearts out. I can’t tell you what went on because this is a family site but you can pretty much figure it out on your own. We bought no NO STRAYS so I’m particularly proud but I’ll admit, it was hard not to.
Alright, everyone’s favorite MILF still looking good is latina superstar Jennifer Lopez. She’s hanging out at the beach with her young ones and her boyfriend (Casper Smart) who is the lead choreographer on her tour. Must be nice. Jennifer’s bikini fashion has settled down throughout the years and it’s probably because she’s a mom (although a sexy one). She looks really nice in a grey-ish bikini that shows off just how hard she’s been exercising to keep in shape. We love you JLO! Just remember, whenever you get tired of your boy-toy, give me a call.
Aubrey O’Day Bikini Pictures
June 29th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Shedding her recognizable red locks in exchange for blonde highlights is the very pretty Aubrey O’Day. Aubrey looks rather fantastic in a one-piece monokini posing for the paparazzi. She has her cute pooch with her which makes her look so movie starish! Aubrey can wear anything and look fabulous. Her fashion is very sensible and sensational. I really enjoyed watching her on The Celebrity Apprentice and thought she had a good chance of winning. She’s an assertive and outspoken young lady that we are going to see much of in the future.
Ok, my sweet babies, it’s time for me to hand you gently over to Mr. Lance Butts. I don’t know why he insists on having those three guys follow him everywhere. We might as well give them jobs because they’re always together. My friend Becky said when a guy has a lot of guy friends always around him, that he’s intimidated by women and it’s a way of compensating. I don’t know if that’s true. I think it’s because they’re teens in grown men’s bodies and don’t want to grow up! Anyways, I will miss you all so very dearly!! Of course, I will keep you updated on Gerald and my wedding plans. Until next time, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!!! Smooches!!
Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures
June 28th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Enjoying time off with her husband and cutie pie son is supermom Doutzen Kroes. She’s a loving wife and a great mom that looks awesome in a bikini. This Victoria Secret model is relaxing poolside with her family and looks fabulous in a two-toned navy blue and light blue animal print bikini. Loving Doutzen’s versatile fashion that really compliments her slender figure. How did she get her bikini body back so quickly? I know some moms that take years to get back into shape. Kudos to you Doutzen.