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Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures
August 24th, 2010 by Lance Butts
America got it right when they picked Rima Fakih for the title of Miss America. She’s one of the hottest Miss America’s we’ve had in a long time. When I say hot, I mean non-fake hot. She looks like a real girl. Not some blonde bimbo who almost became a stripper but ended up being Miss America but still has a bit of a sordid past.
It’s so funny when some of these girls come out with all sorts of risque pictures after the fact. Don’t they know it’s going to come out once they’re a household name?
Anyways, she’s very beautiful and I really think that she’s going to win Miss Universe, at least she has my vote.
Ok, folks, it’s been my time and I’m off for another looong weekend. Don’t you wish you were me? If course you do. Up next is the one of the best reporters I know. I’m going to be the first to extend a friendly hand to Jenny Bikini. I’m tired of fighting with her. Let’s be best friends! Ok, I’m out. Peace!
Photo Credit: WENN
Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures
August 23rd, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey look at how scrappy Karissa Shannon looks in this torn up swimsuit compared to the last photos we featured her in. Previously she looked hot in a red, white and blue bikini that had her breaking necks on the beach.
This time she shoes up in a homeless looking bikini that’s torn all up in the front and back in a very tacky manner. She doesn’t look as sexy as she did before, just desperate.
Her body still looks hot in the scrappy swimsuit though I must admit. She still has a knock-out body but hopefully she’ll do better in the bikini department next time. Not a good look.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
August 20th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Back to blow your minds with hot celebs in skimpy bikinis is the Lance Man!!! Hey everyone, let’s get this party started.
Ok, up first is plastic surgery addict Victoria Silvstedt looking fake as ever. I must say that her animal print bikini with the red trim does look sexy.
Victoria is the 2nd queen of plastic next to Heidi Montag who has the number one spot right now. You can see the botox oozing all over her body from top to bottom. I think if you take away the botox, she might just disappear.
I probably would date her anyways because I’m a dude and just to tell my friends that I did. Hey, can you blame me?
Photo Credit: Flynet
Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures
August 19th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey check out British glamour model Danielle Lloyd looking hot in a rainbow colored string bikini. I really love the style of her bikini. I adore rainbow colors. She’s a very popular British celebrity personality and hopefully she’ll make her name more known over here in the states. Well it looks like my time has come to an end this week and I just want to say thanks to everyone who comes to our site every day. We appreciate your company and always look forward to sharing and gossiping about celebrities in bikinis with you. Have a great week! Up next is Lance Butts (aka: Mr. Cheap). Toodles!!
Photo Credit: WENN
Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures
August 18th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Here’s one of my favorite actresses in the entire world Mena Suvari looking awesome in a colorful blue bikini. She’s hanging out on the beach getting some sun and showing off that super fit and trim body that I would love to have. She just recently became a bride and I would like to congratulate her on that. I’ve seen her hubby and he is super cute. I’m glad she’s found love and her career is just as strong as ever. I hope she has a long career for decades and decades.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures
August 17th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hello Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovers, it’s Jenny Bikini here ready to enjoy gossiping about hot celebs in bikinis!! I hope you’re having a great week so far, I know I am. I’m very delighted to see that Grammy Winning artist Alicia Keys looks very healthy with her new baby bump. I wish her and her fiance the best of luck. We’re all very excited to know what the sex of the baby is going to be in addition to what names they are considering. With a name like Alicia, I gather she is going to pick a beautiful name for her baby girl or boy. I’m so very happy for her. She looks hot in that bikini and it’s great she’s not shy about showing off her body. When a woman is pregnant, she is more beautiful than ever and she should celebrate it like Ms Keys is doing. Keep up the great work Alicia and we’re all looking forward to your new family addition.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures
August 16th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Come on everyone get happy! It’s the Lance Man back from a hot weekend in Miami with my buddies and three hot bikini models. I’ll never forget this weekend for as long as I live! That’s how hot it was. I can’t go into detail because this is a family site but if you know me, then you know what I’m talking about!!! K, let’s get started.
Here’s my favorite vampire actress Ashley Greene looking quite svelte in a green bikini. I must admit she can rock a bikini really well. Her body, I would almost say, is perfect. She has a cute face too.
I just recently saw another movie of her where she was kidnapped and held hostage and it was really good. This girl can really act. I hope to see her in more movies.
Ok, I need to get out because I’m still kinda hung over. I’m just glad it was the boys because Jenny Bikini wanted to come and that would have spoiled everything. We told her we were going to a man sensitive training class. Well it’s half true. I’m out, Peace!!!
Photo Credit: WENN
Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures
August 13th, 2010 by Lance Butts
I thought we’d go out with a bang this weekend with a picture of hot aussie super model Sophie Turner.
Isn’t she looking so delicious on the beach in her sexy pink bikini. I’ll have to admit those modeling agencies knew what they were doing when they hired her for the job.
She has the perfect body and I mean perfect from top to bottom. I can tell she’s had some upper body enhancements but they look good and proportioned.
I’ve got my eye on you Miss Turner, and on that note, it’s time to sign off for the weekend. Have a great weekend every one and don’t bring home any strays named Jenny Bikini. Peace!!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Monica Cruz Bikini Pictures
August 12th, 2010 by Lance Butts
What’s up!! It’s the Lance Man back to rock your world!! I had a nice loooong weekend and it’s time to get back to work looking at sexy celebs in hot bikinis.
Starting off with these pictures of Monica Cruz looking so sweet and sexy in a skin tight string bikini. Who is Monica Cruz? Well this sexy lady is the sister of actress Penelope Cruz. Don’t they look alike? I think Penelope’s cuter but I can see the family resemblance. She’s a Spanish actress, dancer, and model. Most of her movies are in spanish but who cares, she’s hot.
I wonder if she and Penelope fought as sisters growing up. Sisters fighting can be so sexy, don’t you agree? Ok, let’s move on.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Amber Rose Bikini Pictures
August 11th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey look, here’s super model Amber Rose hanging out at the beach and wading through the water in a very sexy black string bikini. If you don’t know who she is, she’s also hip hop artist Kanye West’s girlfriend. She’s known for her short blonde hair and curvacious body. I’ve seen some of her modeling work and she’s very pretty. She’s known for being a bit flamboyant but with a super rich boyfriend and a hot career, can you blame her. Hope to see more of her, maybe on tv or in movies.
Well, our time is so short together and I’ll miss you until next time. Up next is Lance Butts who is better known as “Broke Gigolo”. Please don’t date him girls. Ok, toodles!!!
Photo Credit: Flynet
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
August 10th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Here goes sexy model Alessandra Ambrosio again out and about wearing an absolutely divine red bikini with gold chains on the bikini bottoms. She’s taking photos and looking just stunning. Those sunglasses she have on look perfectly Hollywood and those earrings she has on are fabulous. I would give anything just to be her for 10 minutes, lol. I wonder if she knows that she has so many fans on our site. We love her!!! Alessandra you are amazing and we wish you so much success in your career.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
August 9th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hello all you bikini lovers out in Celebrity Bikini Gossip land, it’s your favorite bikini reporter Jenny Bikini here ready to behold blazing hot celebrities in bikinis!! Back by popular demand is model Alessandra Ambrosio looking super sexy snorkling in the ocean. She has on a beautiful flesh colored bikini that’s complimenting her super fit and trim figure. What I wouldn’t give just to have her abs right?? I wonder if she diets or is just a naturally skinny girl. To have genes like that would be a dream come true. Keep up the great work Alessandra!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Tracy Ryerson Bikini Pictures
August 6th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey check out Tracy Ryerson who stars on Showtime’s lesbian reality series “The Real L Word. I’ve never seen the show but lesbians are ok with me. I have no problem with them as long as they don’t block my action, you know what I mean.
Tracy looks extra hot in a blue bikini while waving hello to her fans on the beach. She looks rather tall and leggy which is good.
I have plenty of lesbian friends and it’s not about what sexual preference you have, it’s about the person inside.
So on that note, I’ll check out for this week and try not to miss me too bad! Up next week is Jenny Bikini, who’s in need of a date really bad. Give me $5 and I’ll hook it up. Peace!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Pictures
August 5th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey, here’s English actress and Model Jennifer Metcalfe hanging out doing some shopping around. I like English actresses because they can change their voices to make them sound American. I think that’s so cool.
I kinda wish she would have shown a little more skin. I mean her body is smoking hot, there’s no need for all that cover up. Let it go Jennifer, be free!
She’s looking quite sexy in her swimsuit but I would have liked to see some legs. Maybe she’s self conscious of them but I still want to see. She does give us a nice peek with the sides cut out on her swimsuit, Guess we’ll have to just settle for that. Ok, she looks good, let’s move on….
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Jacqui Ainsley Bikini Pictures
August 4th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey all you beautiful people out there in Celebrity Bikini Gossip Land! It’s the Lance Man back to rock your world with hot pictures of celebrities in bikinis!!!
Let’s get started with this juicy tidbit. Here’s Madonna’s ex-husband, Guy Richie, with his new gal pal. Her name is Jacqui Ainsley and she looks hot!
It’s no secret that Guy was saying how old Madonna was looking so I guess he went out and got him someone younger. Well Madonna did the same thing. It’s a shame how true love doesn’t exist anymore once you start getting old.
Well looks like Jacqui is getting quite friendly with Madonna’s son who seems to probably have a boyish crush on his step-mom to be???
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews